flip side to women are evil by nature

[LaurieJim]

1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage.
6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance

 

[LaurieJim]

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.



The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.



He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.



She directs him down the correct aisle.



A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.



She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?



He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store



to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco



and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.



So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she!!









WIFE VS. HUSBAND



A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying

a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and



neither of them wanted to concede their position.



As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,



the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'



'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'








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