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- Jan 21, 2009
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Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A:Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it--don't waste onexercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not makeyou live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by drivingfaster. Want to live longer? Take nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A:You must grasp logistical efficiency. What does cow eat? Hay andcorn. And what are these? Vegetables. So steak is nothing more thanefficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Needgrain? Eat chicken. Beef also good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And pork chop can give you 100% of recommended daily allowance of vegetable product.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, thatmean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodnessthat way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No pain---.good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food are fried these day in vegetable oil. In fact, they permeated by it. How could getting more vegetable be bad for you?!?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me..
Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember:
Lifeshould NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arrivingsafely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid insideways - Tequila in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"
A:Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it--don't waste onexercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not makeyou live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by drivingfaster. Want to live longer? Take nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A:You must grasp logistical efficiency. What does cow eat? Hay andcorn. And what are these? Vegetables. So steak is nothing more thanefficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Needgrain? Eat chicken. Beef also good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And pork chop can give you 100% of recommended daily allowance of vegetable product.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, thatmean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodnessthat way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No pain---.good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food are fried these day in vegetable oil. In fact, they permeated by it. How could getting more vegetable be bad for you?!?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me..
Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember:
Lifeshould NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arrivingsafely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid insideways - Tequila in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"
