Every Deposit Bonus Takes me to the cleaners

[Woody50]

I get Email from various Casino's offering all sorts of things but the one that I get taken to the cleaners on is the one that states, "We have not seen you for a while so you deposit XYZ and we will give you an 80% bonus.

Why is it that as soon as you play these Casino's you get cleaned out really fast?

Today I get an Email from Fortune Lounge Group, Royal Vegas stating just this. First Deposit of $125 lasted 10 minutes, next deposit of $50 lasted about 8 minutes and the last deposit of $80 lasted around 4 minutes.

What I also notice is that feature wins are pathetic, like spend $50 get taken down to $20 win $30 then the Death Spiral.

I made a pact with myself not to play online Casino's as I get severely burnt whenever I get sucked in to play them. But they keep sending unsolicited mail enticing me away from the contents of my bank account.

So far I have gifted this industry around $15000 and the most I have ever won was $500 on a Porky Payout after feeding it around $1000 so technically it is a loss.

These Casino's are Like a Heroin pusher, the sooner the Governments of the World work together to ban these insults to ones intelligence the better.

Now If I had a good Win I would not be bitchen about it would I.


Point is they are not fun, people only play to make money and that is just self delusional.

 

[Woody50]

Now they have me chasing my losses again, just put in another $150 into RoyalVegas lasted 9 minutes playing Dragons lair...this is the bit I like get down to $6.00 and win the feature and it pays out $23 on $2.50 bets , this is just crap as the same thing happened when playing Mark of Medusa at around the $4.00 level I get the feature and the payout is crap. It seems that the software is really working in thier favour,. Call me a Dick Head but I will try again, may the people who run these Casinos Eat Caviar while Dick Heads like me Eat Bread.

 

[KasinoKing]

Now they have me chasing my losses again, just put in another $150 into RoyalVegas lasted 9 minutes playing Dragons lair...this is the bit I like get down to $6.00 and win the feature and it pays out $23 on $2.50 bets , this is just crap as the same thing happened when playing Mark of Medusa at around the $4.00 level I get the feature and the payout is crap. It seems that the software is really working in their favour,. Call me a Dick Head but I will try again, may the people who run these Casinos Eat Caviar while Dick Heads like me Eat Bread.

You've been very blunt in your posts, so I will be very blunt in my reply.
You seriously need to reduce your bet size.
Slots are very high variance by their nature & you need to be really patient to stand any chance of coming out ahead. The fact that you burned through $150 in 9 minutes tells it's own story...!

Off the top of my head; Features hit something like once every 140 spins. Features which pay big (lets say bet x 100+) occur only about 1 out of 10 times. Therefore you need to expect to average 1,400 spins between good feature wins. So you either need to be very rich, or start off with very small bets.

IMO; Mark of Manure is a complete heap of shite. Dragons Lair (I presume you mean Dragons Loot) is a bit better but you still need a lucky big win or close series of features to profit.

Just my 2c.

 

[BingoT]

In the World of gambling if anyone is chasing losses you will lose more than what you can afford in the long run.
Like kk said.
You seriously need to reduce your bet size.
And look at it as entertainment and if you hit you hit but it won't be a million dollars.


I have land in Fla and it's for sale and they tell me it has oil on it.
It's only 50.0000 I have 150 lots left and moving fast.

 

[AudiManinBoro]

I get Email from various Casino's offering all sorts of things but the one that I get taken to the cleaners on is the one that states, "We have not seen you for a while so you deposit XYZ and we will give you an 80% bonus.

Why is it that as soon as you play these Casino's you get cleaned out really fast?

Today I get an Email from Fortune Lounge Group, Royal Vegas stating just this. First Deposit of $125 lasted 10 minutes, next deposit of $50 lasted about 8 minutes and the last deposit of $80 lasted around 4 minutes.

What I also notice is that feature wins are pathetic, like spend $50 get taken down to $20 win $30 then the Death Spiral.

I made a pact with myself not to play online Casino's as I get severely burnt whenever I get sucked in to play them. But they keep sending unsolicited mail enticing me away from the contents of my bank account.

So far I have gifted this industry around $15000 and the most I have ever won was $500 on a Porky Payout after feeding it around $1000 so technically it is a loss.

These Casino's are Like a Heroin pusher, the sooner the Governments of the World work together to ban these insults to ones intelligence the better.

Now If I had a good Win I would not be bitchen about it would I.


Point is they are not fun, people only play to make money and that is just self delusional.

there is no way you can spend 125 $ in ten mins unless you are betting high. if you are playing for enjoyment factor then i suggest you lower your bet to minimum and enjoy several hours of happy game play Most People do not play to make money, MOST people play for the enjoyment and if they win its a bonus.

 

[vinylweatherman]

MG slots do often seem to pay better when bets are low, under or around the $1 mark. For a $50 deposit, you need to bet low to stand any real chance of getting a morsel back. You CAN win very big by betting high on a small deposit, but this is probably about as rare as getting a Royal Flush with VP, and should be considered as a lucky break, not a target to aim for.

Some MG slots seem better at giving bonus rounds than others, and hence a better chance of hitting that 1 in 10 good one. Munchkins has been good at this in the past, but has been consistent shite over the last couple of months, to the point that it feels like MG have "done something" to it.

Thunderstruck and clones can even eat through a modest deposit at low stakes. I began the 32Red Slotmeister by redeeming 40 worth of Red Rubies, and running them through Thunderstruck at 18p a spin. I busted after a mere 479 spins

Ho Ho Ho is similar to Munchkins, and so is Twister, and small bets here can extend playing time and offer the chance of big bonus rounds, which on these games happen with multiple retriggers rather than huge one-off line wins as you might get on Thunderstruck as you gaze out of your window at the flock of flying pigs set against the blue moon.

 

[lauram]

I also agree with you smaller bets most times are better. If ive tripled my money and on a roll i will 4x my bet till stops hitting. But i do see lots more bonus rounds free spins on lower bets then higher. MG rtg even rivals seems to work this way i guess they fig if you hit something on a lower bet casino costs arent so high as lower bets lol. And i dont deposit 50 most times its around 25 30 and that at low bets does last while if i dont hit anything log out and deposit at a dif one for the other 25 play there and go back and forth. If you make one huge deposit into a casino your kinda stuck there for better part of your play.