Eurovision Song Contest

[steveh35]

If anyone watches CNN then you will recognise Richard Quest there presenting.

 

[irish-ranger]

There's the winner Mr Sweden

 

[goatwack]

Half decent performance at last - and he can sing!

 

[steveh35]

Wow The Weather Girls have reformed a re-release of Raining Men soon then

 

[irish-ranger]

O dear I think them 2 might have brought up in a cult..

 

[goatwack]

Bit of an unfortunate act to have to follow-up Sweden's

 

[steveh35]

These two look like they want to jump into the nearest bed, look at the stares between them they seriously into each other.

 

[goatwack]

Funeral song #3

 

[steveh35]

She looks like Ja Ja Binks

 

[goatwack]

Oh my God it's still going

 

[irish-ranger]

These two look like they want to jump into the nearest bed, look at the stares between them they seriously into each other.

She's more into him

 

[steveh35]

Oh look a Madonna clone who would have guessed that would happen

 

[irish-ranger]

Born in Georgia singing a song written by swedes and repasenting Cyprus this is gonna be a classic

 

[goatwack]

Madonna's gonna be well chuffed

 

[irish-ranger]

Nice boots

 

[paul7388]

Someone say when Australia and Netherlands come on since they are bookies favourites.

 

[goatwack]

Wonder if she's trying to distract from the song by dressing like a slapper

 

[steveh35]

A Dutch Coldplay hide my razor blades someone.

Para- para- paradise

 

[irish-ranger]

Wonder if she's trying to distract from the song by dressing like a slapper

In all seriousness if I was one of the judges she'd certainly be getting my Vote and nor for her vocal ability

 

[paul7388]

Thats what i stuck a tenner on

Should have just done 1 spin on Bonanza

 

[irish-ranger]

Someone say when Australia and Netherlands come on since they are bookies favourites.

What?? Australia how the hell does that one work Eurovision?

 

[goatwack]

Yes, this is a complete Coldplay rip

 

[steveh35]

What?? Australia how the hell does that one work Eurovision?

This is asked every year same with Russia, Australia were asked as a one off as they are big fans but they were so popular they were asked back and are now regulars.

If they win then a country is chosen at random to host it.

 

[paul7388]

What?? Australia how the hell does that one work Eurovision?

Who knows but it is 2nd favourite.

 

[goatwack]

Fit Greek bird alert

This song is 10/10

 

[steveh35]

Greece M People want Heather Small's voice back please.

 

[goatwack]

Foghorn voice though

but still

 

[irish-ranger]

Fit Greek bird alert

This song is 10/10

Shakespear sister clone

 

[goatwack]

F......fencing?????/

 

[steveh35]

If that's a fit bird then I am glad I am one the other side of the fence.

 

[goatwack]

Nil points for that remark

 

[irish-ranger]

Now she's a fit Burd that purple suits her

 

[goatwack]

This fella's tall

 

[steveh35]

Is this the gay one from Westlife starting a solo career?

 

[goatwack]

He is 'someone'

 

[irish-ranger]

Lucky prick he feels the sun apon his skin

 

[goatwack]

He's like Pavarotti mixed with Stephen Merchant

 

[steveh35]

I'm Coming Home I'm Coming Home I'm Coming Someone's coming home

 

[irish-ranger]

O feck he's Gurin ffs

 

[goatwack]

Here's soy boy extraordinaire

 

[goatwack]

What's Rene from Aqua doing there

 

[irish-ranger]

jesus Christ since when did Ross Kemp start singing

 

[steveh35]

Avicii rip off if you listen - done in the Vic Reeves pub style

 

[goatwack]

Let's clap!

 

[irish-ranger]

My wife calls me at night but it's normally to stop snoring

 

[goatwack]

He sounds like Vic Reeves from Shooting Stars

 

[goatwack]

Let's show em how it's done

Go on tubby

 

[steveh35]

Pride of Hartlepool - yes he def looks like he comes from Hartlepool

 

[irish-ranger]

Here we go Britians finest
Unfortunately he's screwed before he even opens his trap

 

[goatwack]

"Bigger than pies"