- Joined
- Jun 5, 2006
- Location
- Edmonton Canada
Ethel checked into a motel on her 50th birthday and she was feeling a bit lonely.
She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."
She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony. The photo showed a very handsome man with all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs...and she felt quite certain she could bounce a quarter off his well-oiled bum.
She figured, nobody will ever know, I'll give him a call. So quickly before she lost her nerve, she dialed the number.
"Good evening, how may I help you?"
"Oh my," she thought, "he sounds sooo sexy!"
She took a deep breath and rushed right in, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one." Then she hesitated and added, "No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I'm ready!! And I'll pay whatever you ask. How does that sound?"
There was silence for a moment and then he said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."
She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony. The photo showed a very handsome man with all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs...and she felt quite certain she could bounce a quarter off his well-oiled bum.
She figured, nobody will ever know, I'll give him a call. So quickly before she lost her nerve, she dialed the number.
"Good evening, how may I help you?"
"Oh my," she thought, "he sounds sooo sexy!"
She took a deep breath and rushed right in, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one." Then she hesitated and added, "No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I'm ready!! And I'll pay whatever you ask. How does that sound?"
There was silence for a moment and then he said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
