Dunover- I want to play a game...

neon claws

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For years you've wallowed in your own crapulence.
Content to promote your wares under the guise of genuine and relatable reviews- a purveyor of a sick and malignant industry.
You puport to be a man of the people, yet your actions speak louder than your, admittedly also very loud, words.

No more, I say- @dunover I want to play a game;
Your whole life you've told yourself you enjoy a wager, well now I have the ultimate wager.
Your life.
(Wait, what? We couldn't get the snake pit? Shit ok we'll go with plan B)
No, not your life, for it is worthless to me, but something much more valuable: $100.

The rules of the game are simple:
You must deposit $100 and play the slots you love so much, but not just any slot, the most mind numbingly boring slot of all time: Spinfinity Man ON MINIMUM STAKE.

If you somehow make it through the wagering with your sanity intact I will compensate you for your losses and deposit the same amount to a charity of your choosing.

If you somehow manage to double your deposit I will match that ($200) also to a charity of your choice.

Who am I? Just a man who once watched your review of Jurassic Giants and saw you casually get a 700+X win which I have never matched in over 100,000 spins, driving me to madness!

Let the game begin!
 
This could do with a little 'tweaking'

Lets get the whole community voting on which game it should be (excluding Starburst of course!) and also maybe voting on the charity!

Top 5 (for both) could go in to a separate poll type thread, Just a thought to involve more and get more interest maybe???
 
This could do with a little 'tweaking'

Lets get the whole community voting on which game it should be (excluding Starburst of course!) and also maybe voting on the charity!

Top 5 (for both) could go in to a separate poll type thread, Just a thought to involve more and get more interest maybe???

Your spending the mans money on his behalf, but okay :D

Unless others get involved too, of course.

Tbh the more id thought about it, you're right... ill get back in my box.
 
This could do with a little 'tweaking'

Lets get the whole community voting on which game it should be (excluding Starburst of course!) and also maybe voting on the charity!

Top 5 (for both) could go in to a separate poll type thread, Just a thought to involve more and get more interest maybe???

Who died and made you the evil puppet master???
Your whole life you've thought you know what's best, well now it's time to put that to the test @Jono777 ...
Before you there are two boxes, one containing the antidote and one a live cobra.
Well there should be. I guess shipping is delayed at the moment with Covid and everything.
I should have put more air holes in the cobra box...

Good idea though, if people wanna name a more boring game than Spinfinity Man or vote on a worthy charity I'm all... ears (holding up a necklace made of coloured popcorn)
 
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