For years you've wallowed in your own crapulence.
Content to promote your wares under the guise of genuine and relatable reviews- a purveyor of a sick and malignant industry.
You puport to be a man of the people, yet your actions speak louder than your, admittedly also very loud, words.
No more, I say- @dunover I want to play a game;
Your whole life you've told yourself you enjoy a wager, well now I have the ultimate wager.
(Wait, what? We couldn't get the snake pit? Shit ok we'll go with plan B)
No, not your life, for it is worthless to me, but something much more valuable: $100.
The rules of the game are simple:
You must deposit $100 and play the slots you love so much, but not just any slot, the most mind numbingly boring slot of all time: Spinfinity Man ON MINIMUM STAKE.
If you somehow make it through the wagering with your sanity intact I will compensate you for your losses and deposit the same amount to a charity of your choosing.
If you somehow manage to double your deposit I will match that ($200) also to a charity of your choice.
Who am I? Just a man who once watched your review of Jurassic Giants and saw you casually get a 700+X win which I have never matched in over 100,000 spins, driving me to madness!
Let the game begin!