Dontereemembere did eye

[felicie]

Subject: Dontereemembere did eye

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this peom threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

 

[jod5413]

Subject: Dontereemembere did eye

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this peom threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

What the Hell?????

I am totally lost with this! And, I haven't even been drinking! Please, Felicie, translate for a poor, old, dumb member!

 

[chayton]

lol, that's funny!!!

 

[silcnlayc]

felicie Dontereemembere did eye

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Subject: Dontereemembere did eye

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this peom threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

OMG! Laffin my ace off! Just for you Jod: here it is

I have a spelling checker
It came with my PC
It plainly marks for my revue
Mistakes I cannot see
I strike a key and type a word
and wait for it to say
whether I am wrong or right
it shows me straight away
as soon as a mistake is made
it knows before too long
and I can put the error right
it is rarely ever wrong
I have run this poem through it
I am sure you're pleased to know
it's letter perfect all the way
My checker told me so!

OMG...still laffin my ,,,,,off....

thank you for a great poem and chuckle!

.

 

[chayton]

Translation in red for Jod...

Eye halve a spelling chequer
I have a spelling checker
It came with my pea sea
It came with my PC
It plainly marques four my revue
It plainly marks for my review
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Mistakes I can not see.
Eye strike a key and type a word
I strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
And wait for it to say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
Whether I am wrong or right
It shows me strait a weigh.
It shows me straight away.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
As soon as a mistake is made
It nose bee fore two long
It knows before too long
And eye can put the error rite
And I can put the error right
Its rare lea ever wrong.
It's rarely ever wrong.
Eye have run this peom threw it
I have run this poem through it
I am shore your pleased two no
I am sure you're pleased to know
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
It's letter perfect all the way
My chequer tolled me sew.
My checker told me so!

 

[jod5413]

Damn! You ladies can quit laughing at me anytime!!

I personally think you all have too much free time on your hands. Maybe second jobs would wear you out!!

 

[just play]

Damn! You ladies can quit laughing at me anytime!!

I personally think you all have too much free time on your hands. Maybe second jobs would wear you out!!

Didn't you read it outloud? hahaha...that's what you have to do.

 

[anniemac]

I thought the poem was too cute and then Jod just cracked me up.

After my last couple of days, I needed that.

 

[jod5413]

I can't be expected to read and decipher a maniac spell checker, Yanno???

 

[jod5413]

As always, Annemac, I aim to please!!!

Hope your next few days are much better than your past few days.

Maybe I should change my avatar to a clown face with a very big and red nose? I could keep you guys laughing so hard you wouldn't have the time to make posts that continue to baffle me!

 

[Mavin1]

Crazy bunch! Thanks for the laughs.

 

[silcnlayc]

Jod5413: Damn! You ladies can quit laughing at me anytime!!

I personally think you all have too much free time on your hands. Maybe second jobs would wear you out!!

Never at you girl...only with you because I know you ended up chuckling too after reading the translations, lmao...

On that second job business...hush yer mouth goyl! Do NOT give hubby any idears ya hear! ??? (gotta read it out load now, to get the hick thing on this)...

......

 

[chayton]

lol Jod....when I first saw it I thought for a second that felicie went all Lojo on us!

 

[anniemac]

Made perfect sense to me on first read. Must be the hick in me. Us Texans got that twang anyhow.

 

[Mavin1]

Here you go, for the funny side of you.

 

[jod5413]

lol Jod....when I first saw it I thought for a second that felicie went all Lojo on us!

Oh Dear Lord! Please say it ain't so!!!

Made perfect sense to me on first read. Must be the hick in me. Us Texans got that twang anyhow.

Aw Hell, Annie, all of us have a bit of hick in us, some of us more than others, of course!!

 

[chayton]

I had a little hick in me once...

 

[felicie]

"I personally think you all have too much free time on your hands. Maybe second jobs would wear you out!!"


I personally think yu awl have to mutch free time on yor hands. Maby second jobs wood ware yu out!!

Yor probly rite.