- Joined
- Apr 27, 2009
- Location
- the land of snow and maple syrup
A 3rd grade teacher asked all the kids to stand up and tell the class what their fathers did for a living. There was the standard doctors, lawyers, accountants etc.
When it came to little Timmy he stood up, shuffled his feet and said 'Um, my daddy strips in a gay cabaret. He takes his clothes off while other men put money in his underwear'.
The teacher's jaw drops, then hurriedly puts the children to work on a project.
She sidles over to Timmy and whispers 'Is that really what your daddy does?'
'No' said Timmy. 'He plays for the San Francisco 49ers but I was too embarrassed to tell the other kids'.
When it came to little Timmy he stood up, shuffled his feet and said 'Um, my daddy strips in a gay cabaret. He takes his clothes off while other men put money in his underwear'.
The teacher's jaw drops, then hurriedly puts the children to work on a project.
She sidles over to Timmy and whispers 'Is that really what your daddy does?'
'No' said Timmy. 'He plays for the San Francisco 49ers but I was too embarrassed to tell the other kids'.
