Cowboy Lines that have been ruined...

[andyhinckley]

Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same after brokeback Mnt.

1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"

2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."

4. "Howdy, pardner."

5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."

6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."

7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."

8. "Let's mount up!"

9. "Nice spread ya got there!"

10. "Ride'em cowboy!"

 

[tennis_balls]

11. "Nice chaps!"

12. "Get off me, Hoss!"

 

[winbig]

13. These hot dogs taste like sh!t