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Couple Of Funnies
- Thread starter weesie
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Guy in the showers after a football game, catches the sight of a well endowed black gentleman, starts feeling inadequate.
Despite reassurances from his wife that everything was OK, he decides to go to his doctor on the Monday morning to see if any increase in size is possible.
He explains to his doctor his issue, and the doctor reassures him too, and warns him that all the pills and systems he's seen on the internet won't work.
Seeing the guy totally crestfallen, he remembers an old remedy.
"Right Sir, there's one thing we can do. Remove your trousers and tie this half brick around the end. Now put your loose jogging trousers on so the brick can hang, and come back and see me in a week."
After a week in excruciating agony, and at the end of his tether he hobbles back into the doctor's the next Monday.
"Right sir, remove the jogging trousers."
"But Doc! IT'S STILL ONLY 4 INCHES!"
"Well I'm pleased to tell you sir, we're halfway there - it's turned black!"
Despite reassurances from his wife that everything was OK, he decides to go to his doctor on the Monday morning to see if any increase in size is possible.
He explains to his doctor his issue, and the doctor reassures him too, and warns him that all the pills and systems he's seen on the internet won't work.
Seeing the guy totally crestfallen, he remembers an old remedy.
"Right Sir, there's one thing we can do. Remove your trousers and tie this half brick around the end. Now put your loose jogging trousers on so the brick can hang, and come back and see me in a week."
After a week in excruciating agony, and at the end of his tether he hobbles back into the doctor's the next Monday.
"Right sir, remove the jogging trousers."
"But Doc! IT'S STILL ONLY 4 INCHES!"
"Well I'm pleased to tell you sir, we're halfway there - it's turned black!"
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