- Joined
- Dec 16, 2004
- Location
- Palm Bay Florida
Comebacks by women
Man: "Havent we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, Im the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man: "Havent I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, thats why I dont go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and Ill go to mine."
Man: "Id like to call you. Whats your number?"
Woman: "Its in the phone book."
Man: "But I dont know your name."
Woman: "Thats in the phone book too."
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized."
Man: "Hey, come on, were both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Lets pick up some chicks!"
Man: "Havent we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, Im the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man: "Havent I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, thats why I dont go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and Ill go to mine."
Man: "Id like to call you. Whats your number?"
Woman: "Its in the phone book."
Man: "But I dont know your name."
Woman: "Thats in the phone book too."
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized."
Man: "Hey, come on, were both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Lets pick up some chicks!"
