CFTBL - BO::LLOKS

Deeplay · Feb 9, 2016

Well after 1000s of spins I finally killed the turd in CFTBL :cool:

Bad news it was in a video slots slot battle - :mad:

grand prize of 25 FS :cool:

You could not write it if you tried and knowing my luck someone will knock me of top slot
for the 25 fs .......

goatwack · Feb 9, 2016

Deeplay said:
Well after 1000s of spins I finally killed the turd in CFTBL

Bad news it was in a video slots slot battle -

grand prize of 25 FS

You could not write it if you tried and knowing my luck someone will knock me of top slot
for the 25 fs .......

So you got shafted by No Feature From The Cack Lagoon. Join the club!

I suppose congratulations (commiserations?) are in order for your prize Deeplay. Although really count yourself lucky if someone beats you to the top prize, you'd be lucky to see 1 wild in 25 spins!!

Deeplay · Feb 9, 2016

goatwack said:
So you got shafted by No Feature From The Cack Lagoon. Join the club!

I suppose congratulations (commiserations?) are in order for your prize Deeplay. Although really count yourself lucky if someone beats you to the top prize, you'd be lucky to see 1 wild in 25 spins!!

LOL the icing on this already bitter cake some MOFO has taken top slot from me ...................... :what:

I may hold 2nd place for a humble 20 fs

dunover · Feb 9, 2016

TFTUT is an evil slot. It should be played by nobody, never.

goatwack · Feb 9, 2016

dunover said:
TFTUT is an evil slot. It should be played by nobody, never.

So you're saying it should be played by somebody!?!

PaaskeDenmark · Feb 9, 2016

goatwack said:
So you're saying it should be played by somebody!?!

That is exactly what he is saying

dunover · Feb 9, 2016

goatwack said:
So you're saying it should be played by somebody!?!

I was going to say 'nobody, ever' but it can be somebody as long as not me!

Deeplay · Feb 9, 2016

Indeed a vile machine and this poison chalice had to come in a tourney - anyway least I killed the damn thing!!!

seems like I will hold 2nd place got me 20 FS...... which means eff all ...!

slotmaster · Feb 10, 2016

Please play and "fill" this slot up again, Thanks.

lotusch · Feb 10, 2016

Deeplay said:
Well after 1000s of spins I finally killed the turd in CFTBL

Bad news it was in a video slots slot battle -

grand prize of 25 FS

You could not write it if you tried and knowing my luck someone will knock me of top slot
for the 25 fs .......

At least you killed it.
I never managed to do that and I have played this slot a lot when it just came out.

:cool:

KasinoKing · Feb 10, 2016

Please, can NO-ONE ever start a thread about this piece of SHIT again! :mad:

Because of seeing this thread I went and played it last night - and got totally shafted:
Actually got the free-spins after about 75 rounds - Paid a PATHETIC bet x5.5... but that was HEAVEN compared to what was to follow...
400 spins of total diarrhoea, with no more free-spins hitting.

This slot definitely is Turd of the Century!

KK

prop82 · Feb 10, 2016

Deeplay said:
Well after 1000s of spins I finally killed the turd in CFTBL

i would like to know what your winning was?
i reached the 10 extra spins one time, it payed x 670.
was the first bonusround i played on this slot, since that my usual freespins-win was 0,96 Cent at 0,2 Cent stake :rolleyes:

interlog · Feb 10, 2016

I echo what has been said. It takes literally 100's of spins to get a bonus round for it to pay a maximum of 50x bet.

And what is the point of those sticky wilds during normal play when they are positioned in such a way that it doesn't give a win?

I will not be wasting anymore time and money on this slot - pure evil it is!!

Deeplay · Feb 10, 2016

prop82 said:
i would like to know what your winning was?
i reached the 10 extra spins one time, it payed x 670.
was the first bonusround i played on this slot, since that my usual freespins-win was 0,96 Cent at 0,2 Cent stake

Well it was in a slot battle so spinning min bet - 20p - winnings were 87 quid or there abouts.

Winnings from the 20 free spins I got from coming second in the slot battle were a total of 20p :mad:

Jono777 · Feb 10, 2016

Best and Worst!!

Conclusion - Agreed, Horrible Game!!

Edit: Sorry about the laggy video, was from my old PC, watching it back just made me realise how much I made you poor guys suffer, awful video in more ways than one!

prop82 · Feb 10, 2016

Oh my god, as i only hit the extra-spins once, i didnt think its possible to get such a low win with them. I would have cried all day long after this

slot_zombie · Feb 10, 2016

dunover said:
TFTUT is an evil slot. It should be played by nobody, never.

I remember the Turd going berserk on one of your videos and paying a fortune, chucking wins at you like sweets!

Nate · Feb 11, 2016

Played this slot really HARD when it was released for several months. This is one of the 'Ultimate NetBent Platinum Blank Spin' creations.

This slot is really bad in terms of returns and features. I have had maybe 800x as a maximum hit but I steer far clear from it. I can't understand the variance on this thing. The variance is HIGH, but the payouts do not justify the way the slot behaves.

This is just a rip-off fest most of the time. I have seen the odd 1000x - maybe twice - from playing it every session to playing it once in 500 sessions is how bad i feel it is.

Nate

dionysus · Feb 11, 2016

Not often mind, yet, still one of those games I go back to at times. Haven't skewered the beast to death, but not for lack of trying.

brianmon · Feb 12, 2016

I just got 4 scatters, 15 free spins, killed the creature after 13 spins winning £80+ (@40p play). leaving me with 12 more spins.
So how much more did I win from those 12 spins, with the triple wilds......? 6 fucking pounds !!!!!

slotmaster · Feb 13, 2016

I think this is the most wilds I have hit in a base game. Just hit this.

babyjoker · Feb 13, 2016

Look at this little beauty

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I had to buy it

dunover · Feb 13, 2016

I preferred this, looks more alike:

JackMack · Feb 13, 2016

Deeplay said:
Well after 1000s of spins I finally killed the turd in CFTBL

Bad news it was in a video slots slot battle -

grand prize of 25 FS

You could not write it if you tried and knowing my luck someone will knock me of top slot
for the 25 fs .......

Just about every slot I've played at this dump plays like a turd.
My latest exploits on Extreme Monopoly 2 around 70% RTP over 2,000 spins, hitting the bonus round 10 times and not one paying over x10 bet!
Oh and that includes hitting the 20 free spins which is probably the best bonus you can hit - returned £4,50 to a 50p stake. :mad:

interlog · Feb 13, 2016

JackMack said:
Just about every slot I've played at this dump plays like a turd.
My latest exploits on Extreme Monopoly 2 around 70% RTP over 2,000 spins, hitting the bonus round 10 times and not one paying over x10 bet!
Oh and that includes hitting the 20 free spins which is probably the best bonus you can hit - returned £4,50 to a 50p stake.

Stop playing Monopoly themed games. They suck big time no matter what casino you play them at. They have one of the lowest RTP's going.

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