coldheartedgirl
Dormant account
- Joined
- Dec 13, 2002
So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay.
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My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
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Looking back over the years that we've been
together,
I can't help but wonder?
What the hell was I thinking?
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
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How could two people as beautiful as you...
Have such an ugly baby?
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I've always wanted to have someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ...
I've changed my mind.
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I must admit,
you brought Religion into my life...
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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As the days go by,
I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go ...
would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
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Someday I hope to get married .
but not to you.
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Happy birthday!
You look great for your age...
Almost Lifelike!
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When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
I think it's time you kept your promise.
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We have been friends for a very long time...
what say we stop?
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I'm so miserable without you ...
it's almost like you're here.
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
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Your friends and I wanted to do something
special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Looking back over the years that we've been
together,
I can't help but wonder?
What the hell was I thinking?
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
How could two people as beautiful as you...
Have such an ugly baby?
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
I've always wanted to have someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ...
I've changed my mind.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
I must admit,
you brought Religion into my life...
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
As the days go by,
I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go ...
would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Someday I hope to get married .
but not to you.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Happy birthday!
You look great for your age...
Almost Lifelike!
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
I think it's time you kept your promise.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
We have been friends for a very long time...
what say we stop?
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
I'm so miserable without you ...
it's almost like you're here.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Your friends and I wanted to do something
special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.