CA For Cats

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Here's the 9 steps of Catnip Anonymous:

9> Make a list of all persons we harmed, and became willing to
ignore them all in the future.

8> Humbly forgive all of the dog’s shortcomings.

7> Admit we were powerless over catnip, and that– WHOA! There
goes the mouse toy under the couch! GET IT! GET IT!

6> Vow that we will change our ways if our owner trashes that
damn Roomba.

5> Admit to our owners that we liquidated their retirement
account to support our habit.

4> Humbly ask that He… ah, screw it. Gimme a dime bag.

3> Admit to ourselves and another cat the extent of our
wrongdoings and laugh our asses off.

2> Go cold tuna.
and the Number 1 Step in Catnip Rehab…

1> Admit (reluctantly) the higher power of the human with the
water spray bottle.

 

[Brooklyn]

LOL..Thanks for sharing