Breeding bulls

[just play]

My wife and I went to the Orange County agricultural show and one of the
first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.. We went up to the
first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR '


My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .....Smiled and said, 'He mated
50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'


We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,


''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week ! ..........You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in
capital letters,


'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'



I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'

 

[Brooklyn]

:notworthy:notworthy

 

[felicie]

I couldn't get the damn bull picture to post but I gotta cow!