New Slot Announcement Bonanza by Big Time Gaming

[nutnut]

One does not tune in to this thread to hear Nutnut go on a winning streak.

One tunes in to see him lose his shit with alarming regularity

Am I not allowed 1 week off from losing

 

[nutnut]

Need any plugs while I'm at it,sir?

First thing that came to my mind was butt plugs so reported for sexual reference.

 

[goatwack]

First thing that came to my mind was butt plugs so reported for sexual reference.

Right then sir. What kind of knockers are you looking for?

 

[pinnit2014]

First thing that came to my mind was butt plugs so reported for sexual reference.

You’ve enough money now to buy as many as your heart desires

 

[geordiecolin]

Right then sir. What kind of knockers are you looking for?

Given the recent climate here what about a Sanctuary Knocker?

 

[robby811]

I got some billhooks

Billhooks ???

I have lots of "p"s

What are p"s" ??

 

[geordiecolin]

Billhooks ???



What are p"s" ??

They are little green things that grow in pods . You and goatie remind me of two from the same pod

 

[Jono777]

I'm still looking for the glass hammer and long weight my boss sent me to ask for when I turned 18!

 

[robby811]

I'm still looking for the glass hammer and long weight my boss sent me to ask for when I turned 18!

glass hammer from @Glassheart ??

 

[pinnit2014]

glass hammer from @Glassheart ??

Careful... such innuendo will see you get the Nutnut treatment

 

[Glassheart]

glass hammer from @Glassheart ??

Did you mean Ass Hammer ?

 

[Glassheart]

Careful... such innuendo will see you get the Nutnut treatment

I decided to crank it up a notch

 

[pinnit2014]

I decided to Crack it up a notch

I can tell

 

[robby811]

Careful... such innuendo will see you get the Nutnut treatment

It wasnt me who requested it

I'm still looking for the glass hammer and long weight my boss sent me to ask for when I turned 18!

 

[robby811]

Did you mean Ass Hammer ?

Reported

 

[Jono777]

2019 - The year of the glass ban hammer

 

[goatwack]

After reading the story on the women who's married or marrying her duvet I wonder how long it will be till NutNuts in the papers getting married to Bonanza. I forsee a quicky divorce

Guess she felt it was that time of life where she needed a security blanket

 

[pinnit2014]

More importantly; we've seen Nutnut go feral on 20 quid deposits.

Imagine the havoc that will ensue upon his (hopefully not) tilting on 4k of deposits

Hope CM have a spare Ban Hammer available.

 

[mcgameboy]

glass hammer from @Glassheart ??

I have to confess, with all the talk of sexual innuendo and stuff, I misread that as glaNs hammer.....

 

[snorky510238]

Whilst on the subject of people misunderstanding or misinterpreting (or just being thick). Many years ago now we were travelling to the first footy match of the season. In those days you had to be registered for the club in order to play. Someone realised that one player hadn’t signed a form so he was given one to fill in with the intention of blagging it somehow so he could play. It was a simple form, just dob name and address etc. Then the secretary or someone official from the club filled in below the dotted line. This Guy wasn’t the brightest and filled the top bit in ok but thought he had to fill the bottom in too. Alongside the bit that said POSITION HELD WITHIN CLUB. He put right or left winger. What a classic.

 

[dionysus]

I recall in high school asking the new aussie exchange student if she wanted to root in the stands after school
she patiently explained to me, that to her it was not what I had meant (cheering for the school team)

 

[geordiecolin]

I recall in high school asking the new aussie exchange student if she wanted to root in the stands after school
she patiently explained to me, that to her it was not what I had meant (cheering for the school team)

My sister took my then 6 year old brother swimming for the first time. After a while he whispered to her that he needed a pee so she said "just have one in the water". So he climbed out,pulled his trunks down and starting pissing over peoples heads.... True story

 

[irish-ranger]

I had that feeling seeing jimbo slots win £44,000 on DOA playing with a £7 stake

I'm swerving bonanza at will hill for a good while now just in case nutnut's emptied the till if I don't knowing my luck I'll end up refilling it for when he returns

Aye well my foil hat is well and truly glued to my dome I've seen screen shots of decent wins but I'm yet to see a major i.e. (Thousands)win other than those posted by them bloody streamers you tube is full of them.

My day will come it won't be thousands and I won't be wearing head phones and taking donations for the pleasure lol

 

[nutnut]

Looks like willhill removed my daily bonuses, so thought try small deposit, 5 spins in decent base game hit of tons of 10's. nice quick withdrawal!

 

[mack341]

My day will come it won't be thousands and I won't be wearing head phones and taking donations for the pleasure lol

 

[mack341]

Looks like willhill removed my daily bonuses, so thought try small deposit, 5 spins in decent base game hit of tons of 10's. nice quick withdrawal!

There'll be tighter than bernard manning's underpants now, there offering me a 25% deposit bonus up to £10 with wagering and £100 limited withdrawal the takeback is on

still with a quick hit like that who wants all that wagering hassle

 

[nutnut]

Anyone played today. Weirdly willhill did offer me wager 250 to get 50 but didn't show till afternoon cost me 120 in deposits to get the 50 not one bonus.

Luckily won 300 on horses so didn't cost me anything. But all my wins are at midnight usually so I refuse to play this game in the day it can feck off. Hoping my bonus offer shows on time at midnight tonight. And doesn't cost me that much indeposits either...

 

[robby811]

Anyone played today. Weirdly willhill did offer me wager 250 to get 50 but didn't show till afternoon cost me 120 in deposits to get the 50 not one bonus.

Luckily won 300 on horses so didn't cost me anything. But all my wins are at midnight usually so I refuse to play this game in the day it can feck off. Hoping my bonus offer shows on time at midnight tonight. And doesn't cost me that much indeposits either...

nutnut + horses = friends today

 

[pinnit2014]

Anyone played today. Weirdly willhill did offer me wager 250 to get 50 but didn't show till afternoon cost me 120 in deposits to get the 50 not one bonus.

Luckily won 300 on horses so didn't cost me anything. But all my wins are at midnight usually so I refuse to play this game in the day it can feck off. Hoping my bonus offer shows on time at midnight tonight. And doesn't cost me that much indeposits either...

Now it’s midnight that Bonanza plays? You told me it was the weekend

When Mrs P wants to know why it’s crispy pancakes and beans for tea all week/month I’m just gonna say ‘ask that b@@tard Nutnut’

 

[goatwack]

He definitely said weekends. He's been making us play it then so he rakes it in midnight on weekdays, the git

 

[pinnit2014]

Exactly... I based my Bonanza existence around his weekend declarations. Then he casually tosses in a midnight.

We may have underestimated him - those suspensions he got allowed for a lot of revenge plotting

 

[robby811]

Now it’s midnight that Bonanza plays? You told me it was the weekend

When Mrs P wants to know why it’s crispy pancakes and beans for tea all week/month I’m just gonna say ‘ask that b@@tard Nutnut’

LoooL hahahah woooooooooot

 

[nutnut]

Boom. Midnight luck strikes again. Great thing is bonus cash not been triggered yet so nice quick 800 withdrawal. Love you bonanza! Btw was line of queens which didn't look that much yet paid that amount.

 

[pinnit2014]

Boom. Midnight luck strikes again. Great thing is bonus cash not been triggered yet so nice quick 800 withdrawal. Love you bonanza! Btw was line of queens which didn't look that much yet paid that amount.

I fear if I reply to this I may get banned so I’ll just send you abusive messages in PM

 

[robby811]

I fear if I reply to this I may get banned so I’ll just send you abusive messages in PM

is a 115X win on BZ massive ???

 

[goatwack]

is a 115X win on BZ massive ???

100x is what 15,000x was a couple of years ago on Bonanza. Huge.

 

[pinnit2014]

is a 115X win on BZ massive ???

It’s an amount normally reserved solely for streamers

 

[robby811]

Boom. Midnight luck strikes again. Great thing is bonus cash not been triggered yet so nice quick 800 withdrawal. Love you bonanza! Btw was line of queens which didn't look that much yet paid that amount.

I was refering to nutnuts booming Win

 

[nutnut]

I had 4 pound bonus shortly after Of course paid £16 bastard quid.

I miss raging about this slot.

 

[pinnit2014]

I had 4 pound bonus shortly after Of course paid £16 bastard quid.

I miss raging about this slot.

Time my friend, time

Hope it doesn’t turn for you. Last thing we need is a judge sending you down after a Bonanza rage goes wrong and you popping up on this thread saying ‘It plays better in the jail’

 

[Siohmy]

I was refering to nutnuts booming Win

May be missing a point but isn’t nutnuts win £784?

 

[robby811]

May be missing a point but isn’t nutnuts win £784?

Ok my bad i only saw the score on the top

 

[pinnit2014]

Got 100 spins from Slotsmillion Summer Giveaway (yes, summer but with a good 20x wagering-sorry, shill). Won 25 and took to Bonanza. Got a 200x on a quid and then as approaching wagering upped to 2 quid.

FIRST spin - Gold. Yes... I tried channeling my inner Nut but gave a shite 75x.

Still managed a 100 out and 50 left in it for DOA later so not bad.

For a moment I dared to dream :-(

 

[Jd666]

This morning.
Best base hit I have had for yonks.
Brought a shitload of reds in

 

[greylady]

I have won absolutely zilch from this slot for over a year! The last few months I give it 50-100 spins and if it doesn't bonus, I leave it pretty pronto. It's become garbage.

 

[sufferinsilence]

I'd just like to ask @nutnut if this midnight thing is CET or GMT?

 

[goatwack]

Had that forcefield pull urging me to play earlier, then it kicked in that it's money-sucking trash and that I'm virtuously gamble-free until July. Thankyou Bonanza

 

[robby811]

Had that forcefield pull urging me to play earlier, then it kicked in that it's money-sucking trash and that I'm virtuously gamble-free until July. Thankyou Bonanza

NP BZ is always here to help

 

[nutnut]

not greatest bonus given 17 spins and £2 stake. but after 9 spins having £8 winnings and tilting i'll take it.

 

[mack341]

not greatest bonus given 17 spins and £2 stake. but after 9 spins having £8 winnings and tilting i'll take it.

I see what you mean, your balance in the top left was £299 so bonanza had stuffed its pockets full to take you down to £9.19, a great recovery back to £315. Imagine though if the game had crashed a few spins before this bonus landed, on re loading the game you'd have about £15 to try and get a bonus.

I know folk say it doesn't matter whether you have completed 5 spins or 500 spins the odds of triggering a bonus on the next spin are the same, but after a large number of consecutive spins you do start to feel you're owned a bonus, and there's nothing worse than a message popping up saying 'your connection to the server has failed' etc.. and you can still see the game's reels spinning in the background and yet you're forced to do a fresh reload and begin the marathon again.

As a headsup games at bentfair seem to drop connection a lot, they haven't got bonanza but its something to consider if you play any of the other megaway games there like irish riches, diamond mine etc..if you get caught up and tilted, doing hundreds of spins with no bonus, their game server can just drop and you're starting all over again on a game that on average needs 450 spins to bonus