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Dont bro, want my honest opinion...Seeing all these hits makes me want to deposit and play too urgh. But I really don't want to get dragged into an evening long hundreds at risk session that I know will happen if I don't bonus in the first 15 minutes or so.
On your screenshots the first thing I look at now is your playtime. Bonus average 1 in 460 seconds not spinsOh trust me my boy i know!
YOU are the very culprit who got me in this fkn mess...
(I do regularly post on your YT aswell under "Oridas" lol)
But yeah i agree with everything you says spot on and i honestly dont believe theres any "Method of maddness" when it comes to bonanza per say any other slot out there, there IS however evidence that the "RNG RISK FACTOR!" of bonanza can pay off better than most especially just through base hits.
Im going to be honest, I think you are to blame over all for this entire bonanza mess with this forum you started over a decae ago, as it seems to be the very only attraction to why "bonanza" is the specific slot of choice and torment & its unpredictability to go from absolutely nothing to a massive mini win in only a few spins of random RNG base play.
So conclusion, Dazza is a secret under cover rep for BTG this entire time and just so happens to be the very one behind the math model of it all and has his own 99% RTP version of bonanza that he puts up on his YT just to keep us all under the illusion of a false possibility!
Hes the one who made this thread and all this mess!
Hes the one who got us all in this!
And you know what? I dont regret a single moment of it all.....
The experience and joy of actually being able to share it all with you, the ups, downs, goods and bads has been a somewhat invigorating experience in itself to the point it almost makes bonanza more bearable and for that, we thank you @dunover!
But i swere to god if i watch another one of your vids where you start with £250 and climb to 3k+ just to spin it all back to 1.5, im gonna commit Seppuku.
Either way boys & girls, its been one hell of an adventure, but even more so for you all whos been doing this shit since 2016, that in itself, should have an achievement badge!
Edit - All this talk of bonanza i thought fk it, went back to Falls...
Lets see how it goes, coffee + smoke.
Another roller coaster ride

I made £100 on Le bunny and £80 on the goonies, all on 10p spins.
No no, i just meant "The goonies" games all around doing 10p hits...800x on Goonies is some exceedingly rare shit, I wouldn't recommend anyone tries to repeat the feat. 95% of all those Blue Print bonuses pay 40-something-x. That's not hyperbole, they're 40x factories.
Hot period on Bonanza? I go through period pains regularly while playing and after playing Bonanza.Remember, it's not permissible to have a hot period on Bonanza as it invalidates the conspiracy theories, the belief you cannot win on it any more, the fact it's 'changed' and the little man with the watering can behind the scenes has silently decreased the feature frequency.
Should you be seen to get too many bonus rounds, or substantial returns from any free spins round, you will be excluded from the woe-is-me Bonanza club for an indefinite period, reviewed only after such time you have been seen to make a string of posts about how shit the game has turned and the others were right after all.
I am on a great run right now, not seen since my insane Casumo one many years ago where for two weeks I couldn't stop winning and went about 12k up on it at 1 to 2 euro stakes although it did turn bad and I left it after losing about 4k back.
And in my YT comments I get the same kind of assertions as witnessed in this thread, 'how do you do it?' and 'I've never landed features that often' and 'there's a different version you play' or 'it must be fake as Bonanza cannot play that well' (my favourite!)
So my question is, why can't people associate the behaviour of Bonanza as being common to most RNG slot games and not something unique that is only ever experienced on this specific game?
Is it played by some only as a form of self-flagellation or do they actually enjoy the risk?
We may get there by the 1,000th page of this thread.
**Hang on, I could have sworn we had about 923 pages here, seem to have lost 700 of them!![]()

Get rested brother, get well soon!Everyone knows I dislike Bonanza. But got same bonus available as last week at william Hill and so bored lying in this hospital bed since Wednesday tempted to do it again.
Be a surprise if I can wager £500 from £100 on this junk without busting out twice in a row.
Pls just crop the time playtime out, it's getting ridiculouslol
Dont ask

So are the bonuses dont worry ;p;The play times are always so low haha.

The play times are always so low haha.
This is exactly how I see it. That's why I'd love thediro's bonus frequency and would have loved bonanza a lot more if it did that for me.Yeah but if you play 2 minutes and get a bonus you're never going to be down that bad so a 30x win likely puts you in a small profit.
Meanwhile when I'm spinning 30 mins + doesn't matter that I get a 100x bonus most likely it just brings me back to start balance or ever or slightly up.
Same difference really.
Nah leave them in, it's the best part of seeing them. Plus you'll just get asked everytime 'how long did that take you?'Sorry @2Slots i forgot to take the bloody timer thing out!


Bonanza is impossible to bonus for me pretty much always so I won't be trying anymore. Gave it a try last night ate 40x then 50x second time before I stopped. Would have been a very short evening! Played other slots and they gave it back so I got some playtime in the end.Honestly, its just.....its fucking unbearable how this just can constantly happen so much to this degree now.
Dont care what anyone says, get them investigated lmao Wheres the fkn wins!
Who programmed these bonuses to have 80% dead spins?
A fucking retrigger - and proceeded to do 8 more dead spins
17 spins - 14 dead, im sorry, but whats the fucking point?
Whos actually programming this bs to happen and whats the point of a "bonus" its just becoming worthy of looking into now lol.
10 + years and its the same repetitive questionable shit.
Its actually boring tbh now.
Time to hit the other slots where its actually fun!
Also - managed to scamper another £50 From huff and puff the other night from a few good bonuses and another red key from Goonies!
So conclusion?
Bonanza is a joke of a slot, always has been and always will be.
I've only had 2 on JATB and both times the bonus has gone completely dead. Got one at 5 spins on it at 2.5x and after the 10 spins completed I won 2.53x.Do not watch my latest video when it comes out later. If you choose to ignore that advice, get a paper sick back ready.Bleh
12 spins - 10 dead, tedious to watch.
But expected lol
*Rubs hands together*Do not watch my latest video when it comes out later. If you choose to ignore that advice, get a paper sick back ready.
P.S. About to have a sesh today, not played for a few days. No doubt it will revert to type.
I watched some of @dunover videos and it's amazing him and @thediro both manage to hit bonuses so easily with around 50/60x starting balance.The guy plays through more spins just from bonus rounds in a session than everyone else gets during base play. Dafuq is this shit?!


I found the only way to play bonanza with a low x starting balance and chase the bonus is if you catch it early with a 30-50x win and then try to 'freeroll' that for as long as possible.£1 spins on £100 deposits are into real death or glory territory. Your total deposits there were only 300x, on a slot that is (a) Notoriously hard to bonus and (b) Is still capable of base game dry patches despite the high overall RTP churn assigned to it.
My absolute starter for ten in terms of stake versus bankroll was 500x (i.e. a £100 deposit for 20p spins), with the idea being that the bankroll would be sufficient to withstand a bad session for long enough to last to an upswing - but in reality even that would fail to be enough with some regularity.
Certainly when I was taking on Who's The Bride (DOA clone) I went with £150 deposits for 18p spins (833x as bankroll versus stake) but in reality that slot would eat that for breakfast and do the same again for lunch and tea as well.
If you're happy with the risk versus reward profile of playing such big spins relative to your deposits then fair enough, but it won't take much of getting on the wrong side of volatility to wipe you out.
But it's not just £100 is it it's many rounds of £100 at a time.£1 spins on £100 deposits are into real death or glory territory. Your total deposits there were only 300x, on a slot that is (a) Notoriously hard to bonus and (b) Is still capable of base game dry patches despite the high overall RTP churn assigned to it.
My absolute starter for ten in terms of stake versus bankroll was 500x (i.e. a £100 deposit for 20p spins), with the idea being that the bankroll would be sufficient to withstand a bad session for long enough to last to an upswing - but in reality even that would fail to be enough with some regularity.
Certainly when I was taking on Who's The Bride (DOA clone) I went with £150 deposits for 18p spins (833x as bankroll versus stake) but in reality that slot would eat that for breakfast and do the same again for lunch and tea as well.
If you're happy with the risk versus reward profile of playing such big spins relative to your deposits then fair enough, but it won't take much of getting on the wrong side of volatility to wipe you out.
Don't lose heart, you'll hit the big boy soon enough - you aren't even on the base game average RTP at the moment, 63% is under even that. We've all seen this crap before in our own play, you'll be surprised when you hit a sustained good run on it, which it has a habit of doing. Unless somehow you've found a 70% version lolBut it's not just £100 is it it's many rounds of £100 at a time.
Last night £400 in total 1 bonus 19x.
Today another £500, £400 of which was on video slots.
Total another 1300 spins, no bonus, best hit a 28x base game. I saw 1 L tumble on Mr Vegas and 5 L tumbles on Video Slots.
Add on the spins done last night after the bonus without anything else and I'm at about 1600 spins no bonus with a 28x as the best to show for it.
My last bonuses before this were 18x and 75x (along with that 19x) so it's not like I've even had a big hit somewhere. No I've just been fucked in the arse for £900.
Meanwhile everyone else posting here seems to bonus in 5 minutes or hit 300x wins. It's just so frustrating that I can't see a good run too. It's not like I have an infinite balance to just keep throwing money at the game and when a bonus does finally come it won't even come close to making up the RTP.
But it's not just £100 is it it's many rounds of £100 at a time.
Last night £400 in total 1 bonus 19x.
Today another £500, £400 of which was on video slots.
Total another 1300 spins, no bonus, best hit a 28x base game. I saw 1 L tumble on Mr Vegas and 5 L tumbles on Video Slots.
Add on the spins done last night after the bonus without anything else and I'm at about 1600 spins no bonus with a 28x as the best to show for it.
My last bonuses before this were 18x and 75x (along with that 19x) so it's not like I've even had a big hit somewhere. No I've just been fucked in the arse for £900.
Meanwhile everyone else posting here seems to bonus in 5 minutes or hit 300x wins. It's just so frustrating that I can't see a good run too. It's not like I have an infinite balance to just keep throwing money at the game and when a bonus does finally come it won't even come close to making up the RTP.
I know I will lose it all eventually but the numbers I'm putting up are fucking insane.
I am not even shitting you look, I put 1 final £100 in, got my bonus that took 1700 spins and £923 to earn.
PAID 14X. 14 MOTHERFUCKING X.
Like how is it possible I'm on this run. Take 1600 spins and pay 300x sure, take 100 spins and pay 10x sure.
Where is the fun? Where is the play? There's just nothing. Doesn't even put me back to £100 from this last deposit.
13 mins...you're either slacking or deliberately taking your time on the bank holidayThen there lil ol me
12 spins - 8 dead....again.

Honest truth?13 mins...you're either slacking or deliberately taking your time on the bank holiday![]()

