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Oi that viking needs a few sessions in the gym no wonder how Athelstan managed to kick their holes out of England...
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Oi that viking needs a few sessions in the gym no wonder how Athelstan managed to kick their holes out of England...
I think he was just confused about what Vikings game you were talking about.Oi that viking needs a few sessions in the gym no wonder how Athelstan managed to kick their holes out of England...

HA HA HA HA! very very trueThe next comp will run somthing like this "megaways annaverisery" the biggest x win across any of the megaways games on the BGT list..
Which means I'm gonna be stuck to fucking bonanza again as
Millionaire is a piece of shite
Lil devil is a bigger piece of shite
Opal fruits is cow dung
DHV treats me like whale shite
Chilli is not the same game since bonus buys were binned (shite)
Holy diver muff diver
King make diarrhoea maker
Royal mint if your a casino owner
Star clusters complete and utter cluster fuck
Vikings another fucker that hates me
Shite rabbit nough said
Survivor fucking Andy McNab couldn't survive a night on that bastard..
All decent games for other people
No wine mate lol on weekend of nights shifts ffaRangers been on the wine; he’s comparing BTG to second rate providers; obviously insane
Nope, eating curry.I haven't taken much screenshots but bonanza was good to me the last 2 nights. I'm 5x up currently on my deposit from last week and bonanza has given about 7 bonuses few 100x ones, but rimmed me a bit lastnight, hopefully get to a 10x for a withdrawal. Seen that dunover video, that's a frightening thought that megapays! You guys going to be playing it?
Take that back.Managed to get a monster - started with just over £2 after the cascades for it to drop had finished.
Definitely can see my slotting days coming to an end, this is just insane that you cannot get a decent run, you cant get over starting balance and you dread whats coming next when you play this pile of crap.
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Ok, I retract that. What I actually meant to say was pile of steaming hot cow dung entwined with dog excrement,Take that back.
@meistercasinomanOk, I retract that. What I actually meant to say was pile of steaming hot cow dung entwined with dog excrement,
Is that better?
I agree, @meistercasinoman please ban Bonanza and protect our sanity......@meistercasinoman
Please Ban.



- However my (regular) experience is somewhat different.
Honestly those 700+ hits are rare, I was like dunover yesterday over 2 hours and I quit, no bonus at all. Played today and got one bonus at 10x. It killed my balance, so I left before it destroyed it. I've had plenty of spins through it and the biggest I've ever hit is 900+x and these are like I say, rare.Dare not argue with the Bonanza God- However my (regular) experience is somewhat different.
I NEVER get a quick GOLD - ever! (ok mega rare I get one)
Either wipes me out in no time or holds the balance for 30 minutes at best and then kills me off
Granted my deposits are small and infrequent so when I do play it, its usually with a balance built up a little from other games, nevertheless what I describe is a frequent occurrence.
Eventually (7-8th time of trying) I'll hit a bonus, now the excitement finally (and pointlessly) builds, only to be served with a pile of steaming hot dog dirt.
I then come to CM see loads (excluding Snork's) of semi decent and good bonuses on the bets I play 0.20/0.40 like the 1,000K and 750x hits above and wonder what I'm doing wrong and when its my turn![]()
That 1000x one must have been niceWell I've actually had a decent weekend on the beast
Strange that one I had been playing for 5 hours and not one bonus then come 23:30 I had 7 bonuses in 40 mins then it dried up for the guts of 2 hours then dropped that one in..That 1000x one must have been nice
I'd a painful lesson last year after being handed my arse on a plate on the 2's-4's so now only go higher if balance permitsnice hit 40p.... need to lower my stakes
Well if any 1 deserved that stonker it's you mateCompensated for all the 10x's
3265x
Doubt i'll hit that high an X again
x17 i think and a mass of the emeralds - last spin as well should get you double payment
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Congratulations mate, nice to see the funny fellow get a serious hit!Compensated for all the 10x's
3265x
Doubt i'll hit that high an X again
x17 i think and a mass of the emeralds - last spin as well should get you double payment
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Congratulations mate, nice to see the funny fellow get a serious hit!
It's playing like ass for me again
you have been admitted into the Bonanza/Antifa alliance
I am unashamed to admit that I am now a Bonanzaite, Bonanza is the new religion, the promise of the unlimited GOLD, I bow in deference to High Priest Pinnit2014 and his Altar boys Snorky and Irish Ranger.you have been admitted into the Bonanza/Antifa alliance
No problem, the motto is similar to the Boy Scouts. Always be prepared.............to be shafted.I am unashamed to admit that I am now a Bonanzaite, Bonanza is the new religion, the promise of the unlimited GOLD, I bow in deference to High Priest Pinnit2014 and his Altar boys Snorky and Irish Ranger.
Do i need to touch my toes at the initiation ceremony.....

Meanwhile in North Down lllol Decent bonus on mr greenNow surely it has to go over the x 50 now ( bearing in mind I am starting at x 41)...
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If my da was still with us and heard u call me an alter boy he'd be slapping yer chops lolI am unashamed to admit that I am now a Bonanzaite, Bonanza is the new religion, the promise of the unlimited GOLD, I bow in deference to High Priest Pinnit2014 and his Altar boys Snorky and Irish Ranger.
Do i need to touch my toes at the initiation ceremony.....
FFS if my da thought I’d turn out to be an altar boy he’d have stuck his toe up my hole.....If my da was still with us and heard u call me an alter boy he'd be slapping yer chops lol
Things we'd take for a 1000x ehFFS if my da thought I’d turn out to be an altar boy he’d have stuck his toe up my hole.....
Done worse .....Things we'd take for a 1000x eh
As CJ used to tell Reggie Perrins “ I didn’t get here today by ........”Done worse .....
