geordiecolin
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My heart is bleeding after watching Dunovers latest vid. "This could be good"with spins to go on a bonus and only having £1500 on the win dial.
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I know the bonuses suck but do you come out ahead? When they come so fast and you seem to almost always be up before anyway so getting a lower bonus is still better than being down 100x and needing to hit 100x to just get back to even.
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Correct. If ur bonus frequency is so fucking rediculous compared to my usual 2 hrs apart then you can’t be moaning when they’re shit if you get them every 5-10 mins.
I don’t know how regular bonanza players can even watch Dazzas vids.
I gave up ages ago when it was clear he must of been ‘missing’ out shit sessions.
That series bollox he did a few years back….. each long term ‘series’ combined over about 2 - 3 years in total he came out in profit long term on every one. Simply not possible on a 96% game.
Then he finally admitted that he missed out a few here and there, when I called him out on it as I worked out he was around 15-20k in profit according to his videos which at the time he claimed were his only playing sessions.
Then you have the recent £4 sessions with a £250 starting balance. That’s a tiny 62.5x starting balance a MONTH!!
But even when he loses there are still plenty of festures. And of course then it’s oh I’ve not won in 9 months!!! 9 months is about 550x of deposits if he’s not playing anywhere else.
I go that every week without fail at some point without even seeing a single fucking festure!! You can’t avoid it on a game like bonanza.
He’s a con man, always has been and always will be. If you know his history you would know this.
You only have to look at his own fucking website with the boast they are all fast paying casinos. Give me a break, you’d have to be brain dead to risk even half of them!!
I don’t know how regular bonanza players can even watch Dazzas vids.
I gave up ages ago when it was clear he must of been ‘missing’ out shit sessions.
That series bollox he did a few years back….. each long term ‘series’ combined over about 2 - 3 years in total he came out in profit long term on every one. Simply not possible on a 96% game.
Then he finally admitted that he missed out a few here and there, when I called him out on it as I worked out he was around 15-20k in profit according to his videos which at the time he claimed were his only playing sessions.
Then you have the recent £4 sessions with a £250 starting balance. That’s a tiny 62.5x starting balance a MONTH!!
But even when he loses there are still plenty of festures. And of course then it’s oh I’ve not won in 9 months!!! 9 months is about 550x of deposits if he’s not playing anywhere else.
I go that every week without fail at some point without even seeing a single fucking festure!! You can’t avoid it on a game like bonanza.
He’s a con man, always has been and always will be. If you know his history you would know this.
You only have to look at his own fucking website with the boast they are all fast paying casinos. Give me a break, you’d have to be brain dead to risk even half of them!!
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Not only his bonanza sessions ffs! But they’d be enough to tilt the shit out of most players of the game tho!!
He’s been trying to prise money off uk gamblers for the last 30 yrs!!!
He’s been trying to prise money off uk gamblers for the last 30 yrs!!!
toslotornot
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he had a shite session 3 days ago where he started with 500 and went to 0 in 33 minutes and said see you in a week..
now even tho he lost 500 (125x stake) he still had his dopamine fun cause he got two features and they paid 15.2x (this one he got when he was on 340 quid, so he only dropped 40x to get it), then the 2nd one he got when on 146 quid and it paid 10.15x.
then 2 days later uploads another video this time he starts on 500 and ends on 2250 ! in 84 minutes.
first feature in just over 3 minutes (when on 492 quid) paid 101.95x (balance went to 900 quid),
then 11 minutes later gets a 2nd feature when balance on 797 and paid 377.6x (had a retrigger) (balance went to 2307.40)
then about 22 minutes later gets a 3rd feature when balance on 2419 and paid 13.15x (balance went to 2471.60)
then about 30 minutes later gets a 4th feature when balance on 2088 and paid 63.75x (balance went to 2343.00)
then 5 minutes later ends the session on 2250.
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That’s about as many features in one session as I’ve had on paddy in 2 months each taking my grand loss limit to the max on just 60p and 80p!!!
Such a tilty cunt.
Such a tilty cunt.
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Yesh I don’t watch them but skim through the festures and see end balance.
This six months of stats at paddy.
Average stake of 70p (ish) obv can’t give an exact amount as I vary my stakes some times but that’s the mean figure.
Basically 93.3% and about 5 bag down (max loss limit a grand a month) so it’s been pretty nasty and about 2 grand short of where it should be simply because my feature frequency has been terrible. 100,000 spin sample basically.
Stats worryingly similar at the handful of places I can still get money into and loss limits applied.
Coral is fucking atrocious. In the low 80% but I only have a £500 loss limit there. But it’s way short of where it should be after a lot of spins including the hideous couple of months I had when it was allowing me to go way over loss limits.
One can only dream of a run like the worlds luckiest punter.
Ill be honest most my features come from Unibet
Paddy power is a fake 96% - its fkn fake, dont care what anyone says, it is....
The game play is astoundingly atrocious compared to the 94% one i play on betvictor & betmgm and ive hit way more features on the latter than ever on paddy.
The most disgusting pay outs are 100% Paddy power, always the x10-x50 non stop features.
And as ive stated before and i think most would agree that my bonus frequency is really *amazing* i dont doubt or deny it at all....but if you start off with a £10 balance just to get it to £15-£18 when the average features pays you between £3-£6 - are we really calling this ahead? Are we really calling this a big win or worthy of withdrawing?
Would any of you start with £10 - get it to £15 and think "Ok, thats me done!"....ofc not.
So 99% of my sessions are down and i lose my typical £10 per session, even though i post EARLY features does not mean im ahead or on a win of any sort....
As you see with most my posts its very rare that i ever get anything worthy enough to actually withdraw and i am humble, for example if i start with £10 and hit a feature that takes me to say £30+ then im taking out whatever i got and keeping the 10 in to play with but trust me, thats very very rare.
So i get fucked over just as much as you all.
As for the "Dazza theory and conspiracies" i have no doubt in my mind that myself and a few have our suspicions of this man, his game play, his connection to this slot and specifically over a decade of non stop playing, advertising and still promoting essentially through his youtube vids when even though hes pretty much retired up every other slot he *used* to play within his sessions, it does come off strange that BTG specifically seems to be his goto on bringing new buzz or light around.
I myself have had many times of "IS this guy actually a BTG mole?"
The patterns just seem strange from
- Him starting the whole BTG / Bonanza thread and hype to begin with...
- As others have stated just watching his sessions alone are enough to make any normal bonanzas head tilt with a dubious "wtf" followed every feature.
- The constant "Luck" trait of most his times as stated, building a balance from 250 to 500+ easily, or 500 to 1500+ almost without effort of "redeposits" like i imagine most would.
I could go on and on, but the truth is, honestly, if he is.....well played to him lol.
Hes the defining legacy of whats left of this entire "Bonanza adventure" and regardless the real intent behind it all, i still enjoy his videos, his reactions and i actually some what admire his dedication to BTG/Bonanza in general even if it does come off a bit....sus as fk. lol
Anyways, at the end of the day every single one of us clowns are constantly choosing to stay on this "slot" journey full well known the absolute corruption that turns the wheel and yet we still come back for the chase.... Addiction is a bitch i guess.
Anyways, my small rant done
Just have fun with it out there guys....
(Ive actually broke 2 of my best darts from full scale launching it like a missile at the board when them trigger features come in! lol)
Paddy power is a fake 96% - its fkn fake, dont care what anyone says, it is....
The game play is astoundingly atrocious compared to the 94% one i play on betvictor & betmgm and ive hit way more features on the latter than ever on paddy.
The most disgusting pay outs are 100% Paddy power, always the x10-x50 non stop features.
And as ive stated before and i think most would agree that my bonus frequency is really *amazing* i dont doubt or deny it at all....but if you start off with a £10 balance just to get it to £15-£18 when the average features pays you between £3-£6 - are we really calling this ahead? Are we really calling this a big win or worthy of withdrawing?
Would any of you start with £10 - get it to £15 and think "Ok, thats me done!"....ofc not.
So 99% of my sessions are down and i lose my typical £10 per session, even though i post EARLY features does not mean im ahead or on a win of any sort....
As you see with most my posts its very rare that i ever get anything worthy enough to actually withdraw and i am humble, for example if i start with £10 and hit a feature that takes me to say £30+ then im taking out whatever i got and keeping the 10 in to play with but trust me, thats very very rare.
So i get fucked over just as much as you all.
As for the "Dazza theory and conspiracies" i have no doubt in my mind that myself and a few have our suspicions of this man, his game play, his connection to this slot and specifically over a decade of non stop playing, advertising and still promoting essentially through his youtube vids when even though hes pretty much retired up every other slot he *used* to play within his sessions, it does come off strange that BTG specifically seems to be his goto on bringing new buzz or light around.
I myself have had many times of "IS this guy actually a BTG mole?"
The patterns just seem strange from
- Him starting the whole BTG / Bonanza thread and hype to begin with...
- As others have stated just watching his sessions alone are enough to make any normal bonanzas head tilt with a dubious "wtf" followed every feature.
- The constant "Luck" trait of most his times as stated, building a balance from 250 to 500+ easily, or 500 to 1500+ almost without effort of "redeposits" like i imagine most would.
I could go on and on, but the truth is, honestly, if he is.....well played to him lol.
Hes the defining legacy of whats left of this entire "Bonanza adventure" and regardless the real intent behind it all, i still enjoy his videos, his reactions and i actually some what admire his dedication to BTG/Bonanza in general even if it does come off a bit....sus as fk. lol
Anyways, at the end of the day every single one of us clowns are constantly choosing to stay on this "slot" journey full well known the absolute corruption that turns the wheel and yet we still come back for the chase.... Addiction is a bitch i guess.
Anyways, my small rant done
Just have fun with it out there guys....
(Ive actually broke 2 of my best darts from full scale launching it like a missile at the board when them trigger features come in! lol)
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Would have been a good session if you were wagering nearly an hour play and down less than 10x 
Ok i probably should have mentioned that!Would have been a good session if you were wagering nearly an hour play and down less than 10x
IGNORE THE TIMEPLAY ON THIS SESSION!
I did get called out to a quick meeting and left the thing sitting idle for 40min when i got back, i think it took around 10 spins to get the feature?
But stilll....... absolutely disgusting outcome AS per usual.
You think its bad?
Dont even bother going to watch his latest video from 3 hours ago...
Just....dont.
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Don’t tell me ‘insane movie’ ‘stonking session’ ‘one of my most incredible sessions yet’ ‘unexpected miracle’
Would you believe it??? Yes we would Dazza!! You say it on almost every video.
I’m tens of thousands down like everybody else, yet my last 5 years of YouTube videos say the total opposite!!
Yawn Yawn Yawn!
Would you believe it??? Yes we would Dazza!! You say it on almost every video.
I’m tens of thousands down like everybody else, yet my last 5 years of YouTube videos say the total opposite!!
Yawn Yawn Yawn!
toslotornot
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he called it BONANZA Movie of an Unexpected Stonking Afternoon's Play!
lol
From 500 > 650 in 10min on base hits, then 1st feature after 30min balance £240ish
Feature 1 payout - Now this feature was going REALLY normal - then his 2nd last spin - red gems = £720
Total payout = £839
Another feature after 10min again etc etc etc LOL
I just wanna know what version he has!
Long story short - Another £500 starter session, climbed to £1500 again - 4 features total, almost 2 hour gameplay
I fucking WISH i had this kinda payout luck
My bonus collection is on Dazza level - but nowhere near the payout differences regardless the stake.
Guy is a monster of Bonazna
TBH didn't read all this but to your first point.
It's all proportional to your bet size. If you're putting in £10 and coming out with £15-£20 you're 50% to 100%ing your start balance. Given the slot is supposed to take money from you this is a good outcome.
If I was betting £1 and £100 became £150-£200 I'd absolutely say happy days time to move on. Obviously sticking at it it's going to take it back.
Personally I'd much prefer getting a feature always within 5-10 minutes that puts me up 50x rather than playing my usual 30-60 minutes and being down 100x plus before it comes. Because suddenly you need a way larger bonus to get to the same spot you'd be in with a 30x bonus after 5 minutes.
toslotornot
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I had 22 spins 5 times
1st time 178.05x (a 17 spin trigger plus 5 spin retrigger)
then 2nd time 51.3x (a 22 spin trigger)
3rd time 457.05x (a 12 spin trigger plus 10 spin retrigger)
4th time 217.85x (a 17 spin trigger plus 5 spin retrigger)
5th time 72x (a 12 spin trigger plus 5 spin retrigger + 5 spin retrigger)
avg 195.25x
Thats like my 10th lol
@thediro what's funny is I saw your 42 mins one this morning and straight away thought "he must have left it open for 40 mins" 
I do think you probably need to adjust your mindset a little though, just to avoid the annoyance. You know how it plays for you usually and that those retrigger bonuses generally play the same as a 12 spin one for all of us so 250x is really not bad.
Like @lukey141 posted many of us would love to be in your position and move on after less than 10 mins.
If that win annoys you maybe you're better off going back to the other slots you were playing before this thread got bumped again. Seems to suck you back in when that happens.
On the Dazza G stuff that has been mentioned by a few, I've watched some of his vids and always flicked through the timeline to the bonuses to see how they can play.
I haven't experienced anything like his sessions, even in the base game just once, and I did try the bonus or bust approach for 6 weeks with 100x usually. Without bonusing I would get quite a few 40-50 min sessions, once over 1 hour I think.
Ended up with my worst losing month since I started
I didn't start playing bonanza because of his vids so not as bothered by them as some of you who have been following them for years and/or have been on here a lot longer than I have.
I do think you probably need to adjust your mindset a little though, just to avoid the annoyance. You know how it plays for you usually and that those retrigger bonuses generally play the same as a 12 spin one for all of us so 250x is really not bad.
Like @lukey141 posted many of us would love to be in your position and move on after less than 10 mins.
If that win annoys you maybe you're better off going back to the other slots you were playing before this thread got bumped again. Seems to suck you back in when that happens.
On the Dazza G stuff that has been mentioned by a few, I've watched some of his vids and always flicked through the timeline to the bonuses to see how they can play.
I haven't experienced anything like his sessions, even in the base game just once, and I did try the bonus or bust approach for 6 weeks with 100x usually. Without bonusing I would get quite a few 40-50 min sessions, once over 1 hour I think.
Ended up with my worst losing month since I started
I didn't start playing bonanza because of his vids so not as bothered by them as some of you who have been following them for years and/or have been on here a lot longer than I have.
