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[Kroffe]

Okay I will tell you the answer.

3 chairs and half a pigs head.

I needed to see for myself to truly believe it.
And you, my good sir, have told a lie!

Half a pigs head have 0 eyes.

 

[snorky510238]

I needed to see for myself to truly believe it.
And you, my good sir, have told a lie!

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Half a pigs head have 0 eyes.

I just noticed one of the chairs I had in mind when I put the riddle together actually only has 3 legs.

It might be a bit easy now but here goes.

Snorky’s riddle. Revised 2nd edition.

What has 11 legs and no eyes?

 

[Harry_BKK]

Is this what Bonanza does to you?

Harry rolling on twenty quid spins for a day

Now; scraping for 3.47 wins from Videoslots Thursday battles?

A cautionary tale.

Yeah, this was like March 2018 or thereabouts, at the height of the Bonanza frenzy.

I wanted to see what it can do with $20 bets. Pretty expensive experiment.

The best hit in the entire session (about 10 hours) was a 150x hit in the base game with 117,649 ways.

EDIT: Got 1,300 cashback the next week and lost it too on Bonanza with $5 bets.

 

[snorky510238]

Even though I was only playing demo it seemed so surreal. I think I hit 24 ways of green gems for £480 but it’s only 24 more spins. I dread to think how much someone playing £20 or more long term could lose.

I am glad my out of control days are behind me. If I had been playing online in those days I dread to think where I would be now with it being so accessible.

 

[Harry_BKK]

Even though I was only playing demo it seemed so surreal. I think I hit 24 ways of green gems for £480 but it’s only 24 more spins. I dread to think how much someone playing £20 or more long term could lose.

I am glad my out of control days are behind me. If I had been playing online in those days I dread to think where I would be now with it being so accessible.

You are right, mighty dangerous to play at those stakes.

I wasn't too bothered because I had won some 25K at VS from $19 Cashback and decided to do the experiment. Never ever did $20 bets again, not even $10 IIRC. It's not worth the risk.

What it shows, was the amount of money you can lose in a single day playing high bets. That streamers don't have that kind of losses rather baffles me. ...Or maybe it shouldn't.

BTW, I hit last night 4x 6OAK diamonds on it in the base game for a nice 200x payout. First time, I saw the front three landing in a cascade in one shot and a double on reel 1 at that. Forgot to screenshot, unfortunately.

 

[nutnut]

who stole the GOLD. 1 bonus in 2000 spins

 

[goatwack]

I don't think anyone stole it bruh, it just wasn't there to begin with

 

[snorky510238]

I just noticed one of the chairs I had in mind when I put the riddle together actually only has 3 legs.

It might be a bit easy now but here goes.

Snorky’s riddle. Revised 2nd edition.

What has 11 legs and no eyes?

@Kroffe I will put you out of your misery.

The answer is a careless centipede and a dishcloth.

I think I am rather good at these as nobody gets them. What say you bear?

 

[Kroffe]

@Kroffe I will put you out of your misery.

The answer is a careless centipede and a dishcloth.

I think I am rather good at these as nobody gets them. What say you bear?

Yeah, i cant solve a single one of them.


What is Pooh;s favorite type of ship, and what is his favorite kind of bird?

 

[snorky510238]

Yeah, i cant solve a single one of them.


What is Pooh;s favorite type of ship, and what is his favorite kind of bird?

Paddle Steamer and honeyguide. (Sounds like an estate agent)

 

[Kroffe]

Paddle Steamer and honeyguide. (Sounds like an estate agent)

Friendship and Christopher Robin.
Mwaha.
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Knock knock.

 

[pinnit2014]

who stole the GOLD. 1 bonus in 2000 spins

Keep chucking the coins down the hopper pal, I'll be back in a week or so and i like Bonanza to be brimming over with shiny new coins before i hit spin.

 

[snorky510238]

Friendship and Christopher Robin.
Mwaha.
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Knock knock.

Do come in.

 

[pinnit2014]

Do come in.

Don't mind if i do

 

[snorky510238]

Do come in.

Oh it’s one of those. I will play along bear.

Whose there?

 

[Kroffe]

Oh it’s one of those. I will play along bear.

Whose there?

Pooh the

 

[snorky510238]

Pooh the

Pooh the who?

 

[Kroffe]

Pooh who?

Oh snap, i messed up and ruined the joke.
I blame lack of sleep, and lack of brain.

It was supposed to go
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Knock knock
Whos there
Winnie the
Winnie the who?
No, silly, its Winnie the Pooh.

 

[nutnut]

4 spins in and GOLD and paid OK. realised 80p is a curse never ever hit anything lost tons at 80p but i do 60p and randomly have better luck.

 

[pinnit2014]

Time for the 20 quid spins.

 

[goatwack]

The Final Countdown guy did it within 10 spins, so there's every chance

 

[pinnit2014]

Do it Nut

You’ve nothing to lose (literally, cos of the incident with the blender and dart board)

 

[goatwack]

He still has his pride

*had

 

[pinnit2014]

Is that still a thing?

 

[goatwack]

Once a year I think

 

[nutnut]

just literally had two whole screen cascade drops to land a single D. how it never landed the d +5 IDK.

constant GOl fest after that initial bonus

 

[goatwack]

It does that sometimes a lot

 

[dionysus]

It does that sometimes a lot

so, only rarely always?

 

[goatwack]

so, only rarely always?

Mostly never, half the time

 

[irish-ranger]

Don't mind if i do

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Aye u fucking wish lol

 

[pinnit2014]

Aye u fucking wish lol

If you wanted more to prove it, you only had to ask nicely

I'll email them across now.

 

[nutnut]

johnny jackpot 200% match bonus WTF. going back in for more punishment £1 a spin 30 deposit. wish me luck

 

[PMKFRUITPRO]

Must be skint by now 9 mins ago? £ stake £90 to play with?

 

[Playford7]

johnny jackpot 200% match bonus WTF. going back in for more punishment £1 a spin 30 deposit. wish me luck

Why not enjoy your slot session mate. Trying to ‘beat’ or do whatever you wish to do Playing wank like bonanza can’t be enjoyable.
I couldn’t care less if I was offered a 350% match, wasting your session on this spectre of a game is daft.
iF I had that match offer also, if I wanted to play and was in the mood my session would off looked a little like this...
1. Deposit and get match.
2. open a beer and have another next to it.
3. Choose the opposite of megaways.
4. play old school, netent and good MG slots.
5. also old rhino and monte, kronos and amazon Queen (she’s fit)
Throughout I’d enjoy my beers without the thoughts of gold or plus 5.
Maybe 2 hours later i would be up, maybe I’d I’d of lost. But it would of been fun and different, and I’d not of minded losing.
to play for bonanza only to me is just one flew from the cuckoo’s nest stuff. Could understand if it paid huge in the base game and the free spins regular, but after all these pages prove... it doesn’t.
each to there own, but bonanza is just zzzz.
Don’t get me wrong I’ll try now and again, just not at the frequency you do mate, this isn’t a dig as love your bonanza adventures, sadly it’s just never with a happy ending.

 

[nutnut]

i genuinely have no interest in other slots so once bonanza passes ill never deposit. i guess im lucky but also cursed by fact i focus on bonanza which is filth that never pays out.

update: 100 spins in balance at 80 so only 10 down!

 

[Playford7]

i genuinely have no interest in other slots so once bonanza passes ill never deposit. i guess im lucky but also cursed by fact i focus on bonanza which is filth that never pays out.

update: 100 spins in balance at 80 so only 10 down!

Nothing I can say to that.
All the best mate and genuinely hope that sham of a game pays you what you need to quit it.
that said, I’d message nick, our BTG guy.
you must be the worlds best and most popular bonanza player, sure he can throw in some bonanza goodies your way.
like a mug to drink from as you spin.
a hoodie to keep you warm, maybe even a pen to write down your bonanza exploits!..
or even if they make a bonanza 2.. NUT NUT needs to drop down to trigger a bonus that on average won’t exceed 34x
Long may your battle continue mate, it’s gone beyond good vs evil!..

 

[nutnut]

surely within my next 2 million spins i get that x1000 win!

 

[Playford7]

surely within my next 2 million spins i get that x1000 win!

I genuinely hope you get the 14000x win that can be added at any point BTG need to promote bonanza.
If anyone is deserving of that fictional (sorry, totally honest win) then that’s you.
I played loads myself in the past, it’s entertaining mate.. but you take bonanza being entertaining to epic levels!!!
All the best bro

 

[nutnut]

90 QUID GONE IN UNDER 500 SPINS

 

[goatwack]

Maybe just leave Bonanza for a while eh

 

[Playford7]

Maybe just leave Bonanza for a while eh

What nonsense. He’s clearly going to find the ‘empty’ soon

 

[Playford7]

90 QUID GONE IN UNDER 500 SPINS

Did you not have some crazy small deposit theory where depositing a small amount then playing £4 spins worked? Or has this thread riddled my mind more than 5 weeks of crack and straight spiced rum?..

 

[nutnut]

Did you not have some crazy small deposit theory where depositing a small amount then playing £4 spins worked? Or has this thread riddled my mind more than 5 weeks of crack and straight spiced rum?..

those was the days when the slot was random and actually paid out.

this current version spits out a x100 and goes on 5 day withdrawal symptom.

 

[Playford7]

those was the days when the slot was random and actually paid out.

this current version spits out a x100 and goes on 5 day withdrawal symptom.

Thanks for confirming I’m not going insane.
As you where

 

[goatwack]

I've had two sustained runs/ sessions on Bonanza out of, what, about 500 at least

Could be a minor clue

 

[snorky510238]

Only one GOLD tonight but played a few other slots. Have to say none as entertaining as Bonanza.

 

[Playford7]

Only one GOLD tonight but played a few other slots. Have to say none as entertaining as Bonanza.

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That’s what I don’t get. The ‘entertaining’ thing. Yes over 50 spins maybe, but in this thread we are talking minimum 500 plus, the base is as boring as a fully clothed Miley cyrus, it very rarely hits either anything worth noting.

 

[Kroffe]

That’s what I don’t get. The ‘entertaining’ thing. Yes over 50 spins maybe, but in this thread we are talking minimum 500 plus, the base is as boring as a fully clothed Miley cyrus, it very rarely hits either anything worth noting.

I know its hard to just stand by and watch Playford.
But we cant help them until they are ready to accept our help.
We must let them come to us.

Snorky had 18000x on Doa2, and not even that was enough to sever the bond bonanza has built up.
Nutnut said "i have had enough, my doa2 quest begins now" and even got a really neat t-shirt.
If im honest i dont think he even attempted to start up doa2 before running back into the cold unloving arms of bonanza.

So yes, it hurts to just watch.
But at the moment, the only thing we can do is wait for them to be ready, and then give our help and support.

 

[dave1888]

This is hilarious!

 

[snorky510238]

Maybe it’s an each to their own type of thing but for me Bonanza is the best balanced game there is.

I can’t think of one Netent slot that is more entertaining to play. That’s why I cannot play DOA for more than 15 minutes at a time because it is so slow and clunky.

DOA aside I can’t remember the last time I hit x250 on a Netent. Probably Jungle Spirit about 18 months ago.