- Joined
- Aug 2, 2007
- Location
- Port St lucie Florida
> > One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the
> > shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to
> > drink.
> >
> > Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, 'Who
> > owns the dog tied under that tree outside? The blonde said it was hers.
> >
> >
> > Your dog seems to be in heat' the officer said.
> >
> >
> > The blonde replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that
> > shade tree.
> >
> >
> > The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be
> > bred.'
> >
> >
> > 'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry
> > 'cause I fed her this morning.
> > The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants
> > to have sex!'
> >
> >
> > (You're gonna love this)
> >
> >
> > The blonde looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I've always
> > wanted a
> > police dog.
> > shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to
> > drink.
> >
> > Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, 'Who
> > owns the dog tied under that tree outside? The blonde said it was hers.
> >
> >
> > Your dog seems to be in heat' the officer said.
> >
> >
> > The blonde replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that
> > shade tree.
> >
> >
> > The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be
> > bred.'
> >
> >
> > 'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry
> > 'cause I fed her this morning.
> > The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants
> > to have sex!'
> >
> >
> > (You're gonna love this)
> >
> >
> > The blonde looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I've always
> > wanted a
> > police dog.
good one to start my morning off, classymom
