Blending in... not first nor last...

[spearmaster]

I just got this exciting promo from the newly-relaunched Superior Casino.

Dear First Last,

This is just a reminder that you have a *FREE $20 bonus ready to be used at Superior Casino if you haven't already claimed it.

Just click here to download the new casino now:

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After you make an account, go to the cashier and get your *FREE $20 - no deposit required to play.

Thanks and have fun in the casino.


Sincerely

Matt Pearce
Manager
Superior Casino

I was so excited I hurriedly replied to him...

Dear Matt!

I think I'll pass.

Sincerely,

First Last

 

[Pinababy69]

Classic Spear...ha ha ha ha. :clap:

 

[Casinomeister]

At least they didn't mistake you for Mr. Wilson
https://www.casinomeister.com/forums/threads/major-absolute-poker-issue.19995/

 

[classymom]

Im guessing this casino is not a place to deposit at??

 

[spearmaster]

At least they didn't mistake you for Mr. Wilson
https://www.casinomeister.com/forums/threads/major-absolute-poker-issue.19995/

Well, there's kind of a special ring to being First.... and Last... like being the only runner in a race...

But anyhow, Mr. Jones... how could you blatantly mislead the AP boys like that?

classymom, I don't think I'd be too concerned, I posted this kind of to tease them. It's neither recommended nor rogued by Mr. Smith... er.... Casinomeister...

 

[chayton]

that's priceless....reminds me of a mail I got once, something like:

Dear {firstname}, Here at Clueless Company we strive to develop a personal relationship with our customers....

 

[jod5413]

Spearmaster,

I didn't know how I missed this since I try to read everything. Then I saw it was under Poker (which is the ONE I seldom read). This'll teach me! Hysterical
Thanks for sharing.

Jod