Answering sourse of income when the answer is "casino winnings"

[Mr Shine]

I gave up "work" as such several years ago. For the last 5 years or so my "job" has been to check for new casinos with a +EV welcome bonus and take full advantage of it, whilst monitoring and taking advantage of any bonuses available at casinos I am already registered at. It's been enough to consistently give me a consistent middle class income with very little aggregate risk.

If new casinos are going to be asking about my source of income what's the best plan? I don't exacly want to scare them off by saying, "I play casinos, but only at +EV times" but I don't have any other current source of income.

 

[Scott1baird]

Self employed.

 

[goatwack]

'Hustling'

 

[Jono777]

If you spread your activity across lots of casinos then use the bigger withdrawals as SOI if and when requested.

For example, you could use a 2K withdrawal at say 3-4 casinos as long as they are not part of the same group, showing that W/D only hitting your bank/e-wallet.

May work.....

I do however feel that this won't last long as bonuses are being phased out and fast, especially at the more reputable casino operators.

All the best moving forward and enjoy it while it lasts.

(FWIW, I employed a similar strategy years back, gained from it but never a fortune as my 'spare' money for gambling was always a meager amount )

 

[dunover]

EV+ bonuses are a rare as rocking horse shit nowadays, unless you get those loyalty ones at SV and VIP loss-related ones where your WR is on 10 or 20x.

I find it hard to believe that bonuses or not, anyone could make a living from 96% slot games. Considering most sites look out for 'bonus abuse' it makes the OP even more baffling - well for me anyway.

Can anyone point out EV+ bonuses UK-facing casinos are offering right now for NDP's?

 

[Playford7]

EV+ bonuses are a rare as rocking horse shit nowadays, unless you get those loyalty ones at SV and VIP loss-related ones where your WR is on 10 or 20x.

I find it hard to believe that bonuses or not, anyone could make a living from 96% slot games. Considering most sites look out for 'bonus abuse' it makes the OP even more baffling - well for me anyway.

I thought that, can’t even remember the last decent welcome offer never mind a bonus reload with beatable wagering.
Used to get a good vip at betat a few years back, but nothing even close since.
OP must be a ‘pro’ slot player.

 

[Mr Shine]

EV+ bonuses are a rare as rocking horse shit nowadays, unless you get those loyalty ones at SV and VIP loss-related ones where your WR is on 10 or 20x.

I find it hard to believe that bonuses or not, anyone could make a living from 96% slot games. Considering most sites look out for 'bonus abuse' it makes the OP even more baffling - well for me anyway.

Can anyone point out EV+ bonuses UK-facing casinos are offering right now for NDP's?

I've no idea what an NDP is, and an acronym doesn't need an apostrophe btw, but a short list of companies that currently have at least 1 weekly/daily +EV promo

Sky Casino
Sky Vegas
Paddy Power
Betfair
Betvictor
Grosvenor
Ladbrokes
Coral
Royal Panda
Betway
Bethard

Those are just the first 11 that came into my head, there are loads more.

 

[dionysus]

I've no idea what an NDP is.

no deposit bonus

 

[dionysus]

I've no idea what an NDP is, and an acronym doesn't need an apostrophe btw, .

NDP isn't an acronym btw, it's an initialism

 

[Mr Shine]

So that would make NDPs what? No deposit players? How do you expect to play without depositing?

 

[incrediblestuff]

I think dunover means New Depositing Players, in this case..

 

[dionysus]

So that would make NDPs what? No deposit players? How do you expect to play without depositing?

It used to be , back when, most casinos offered free cash with WR to 'test' the casinos - there's still a few, like sign-up and receive 11 free spins; but they arent near as prevalent as they once were

 

[dionysus]

I think dunover means New Depositing Players, in this case..

cheers - I saw NDB - more proof I need glasses which my vainglorious self refuses to do

 

[Jono777]

Most of the OP's list are the bigger bookmaker type sites who can 'afford' to issue bonuses....for now.

The stand alone casinos, including the bigger ones like Casumo, Leo Vegas etc are slowly but surely already stopping their bonuses.

The rest including the aforementioned bookmakers will also eventually follow suit.

*Apologies upfront if there is a capital letter or comma out of place

 

[goatwack]

Most of the OP's list are the bigger bookmaker type sites who can 'afford' to issue bonuses....for now.

The stand alone casinos, including the bigger ones like Casumo, Leo Vegas etc are slowly but surely already stopping their bonuses.

The rest including the aforementioned bookmakers will also eventually follow suit.

*Apologies upfront if there is a capital letter or comma out of place

'Standalone'

is one word

.....or hyphenated

aaand on that note I shall be emigrating to Mexico

 

[dionysus]

*Apologies upfront if there is a capital letter or comma out of place

unacceptable
though, I'd have to go back and correct nealy every post as I can barely never be arsed to add apostophes

 

[goatwack]

unacceptable
though, I'd have to go back and correct nealy every post as I can barely never be arsed to add apostophes

Or apostrophes, even

Me iré ahora!

 

[dionysus]

Or apostrophes, even

Me iré ahora!

no, never those - id have to learn to type as well

 

[dionysus]

Me iré ahora!

int that the Harry Potter phrase to open doors? See, I know stuff

 

[SlotGrinder]

Betfair ? I get offered buy one scratchcard for 1 pound and get one free

Guess thats a +EV offer but I wouldn't like to try and live off it

Thread seems like a brag rly , if you that much of a pro bonus abuser would prob want to keep it quiet . Just say source of income - gambling - and if required send in some withdrawal proof , bank statements or w/e

 

[dealer wins]

Middle class income from slot offers, pull the other one. Food bank income at best lol

 

[nutnut]

OP post is full of horse poo.

I use most of those casinos and I can assure you bonuses are rare as a rocking horse other than Willhill. As for making a living off slotting.....LOL

 

[slot_zombie]

You'd have to multi-account your arse off to max out earnings from those 10 free minimum bet spins on Starburst with 40x WR...

 

[goatwack]

To be fair I too have scavenged the net for spins on Tiki Tumble, I'm now CEO of Paramount and own three yachts (true story)

 

[09237653]

If it was that easy to make a 'middle class' income from only casino bonuses we would all be doing it surely?

 

[Mr Shine]

If it was that easy to make a 'middle class' income from only casino bonuses we would all be doing it surely?

Probably not, given the average IQ round here.

 

[colinsunderland]

Probably not, given the average IQ round here.

It was quite high until you joined

 

[goatwack]

I'd like to know the average IQ round here so I can sabotage it

- further

 

[dionysus]

oddly a 160 IQ here and had to join these special AP classes in school, which had the reverse effect of being abelled as special needs but I suck at maths and my scores drop to 140 often with a high math element; but I also know IQ isnt any real metric of intelligence I couldn't fix a straw if it were bent

 

[goatwack]

I'm a child of divorce but it hasn't affected my contribution to this forum

 

[dionysus]

I'm a child of divorce but it hasn't affected my contribution to this forum

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yes but the answer we wanna know is, did you call anyone in the family uncle-dad?

 

[Borgie]

I'd like to know the average IQ round here so I can sabotage it

- further

Do they do minuses?

 

[dionysus]

 

[ShadyFei]

My IQ just dropped by reading this thread.

 

[dunover]

I've no idea what an NDP is, and an acronym doesn't need an apostrophe btw, but a short list of companies that currently have at least 1 weekly/daily +EV promo

Sky Casino
Sky Vegas
Paddy Power
Betfair
Betvictor
Grosvenor
Ladbrokes
Coral
Royal Panda
Betway
Bethard

Those are just the first 11 that came into my head, there are loads more.

If we are going to be pedantic about grammar then how is it you cannot spell 'source' correctly in your OP?

I was going to change it to spare your blushes, but given the posts you've made suggesting we aren't quite the intellectual heavyweights that you consider yourself to be.....

 

[chuchu59]

With due respect to the OP readers especially newbies should not even try this. Its perfectly ok to choose casinos with welcome bonuses of +EV but the advantage is not really that great. You also have to be lucky in your selection of games and be vet disciplined with regard to your bet sizes. GL all.

 

[chuchu59]

My IQ just dropped by reading this thread.

Nope your IQ drops only if you believed it.

 

[paul7388]

Twied Weading this but me to stoopid to know what any it mean

 

[L&L-Jan]

I gave up "work" as such several years ago. For the last 5 years or so my "job" has been to check for new casinos with a +EV welcome bonus and take full advantage of it, whilst monitoring and taking advantage of any bonuses available at casinos I am already registered at. It's been enough to consistently give me a consistent middle class income with very little aggregate risk.

If new casinos are going to be asking about my source of income what's the best plan? I don't exacly want to scare them off by saying, "I play casinos, but only at +EV times" but I don't have any other current source of income.

Well, if you only play for welcome bonuses which are +EV you will never hit any SOW threshold. So no worries.

I guess the question is asked for a different reason.

Plus please PM your details so I can ban you from our platform

Kr. Jan

 

[colinsunderland]

Well, if you only play for welcome bonuses which are +EV you will never hit any SOW threshold. So no worries.

I guess the question is asked for a different reason.

Plus please PM your details so I can ban you from our platform

Kr. Jan

 

[Scott1baird]