- Joined
- Jun 16, 2006
- Location
- In the Beautiful South !!
One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her
crotch. She told the doctor her problem and he said, "You have the
crabs". She informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs because she
was an eighty year old virgin. She went to another doctor and explained
her problem to him. The doctor said, "You probably have the crabs" "No"
she said, "I am an eighty year old virgin." Frustrated, she went to a
third doctor. She said, "Doctor can you help me? I have an itch in my
crotch. Don't tell me that it is the crabs because I am an eighty year old
virgin. It can not be the crabs." The doctor said, Jump on the table and
let's have a look." "After examining, the doctor proclaimed,"Ma'am, your
right, you do not have the crabs. This cherry is sooooo old, you have
fruit flies."
crotch. She told the doctor her problem and he said, "You have the
crabs". She informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs because she
was an eighty year old virgin. She went to another doctor and explained
her problem to him. The doctor said, "You probably have the crabs" "No"
she said, "I am an eighty year old virgin." Frustrated, she went to a
third doctor. She said, "Doctor can you help me? I have an itch in my
crotch. Don't tell me that it is the crabs because I am an eighty year old
virgin. It can not be the crabs." The doctor said, Jump on the table and
let's have a look." "After examining, the doctor proclaimed,"Ma'am, your
right, you do not have the crabs. This cherry is sooooo old, you have
fruit flies."
