New Slot Announcement 32Red's Saturday Night Takeaway

[dunover]

I'm sure there can be people who like the game. We all have different taste.
My guess though is that the reason for it is the promotions you have had running, and nothing else.

Even I have tried it and no, I can't see myself playing it again. What do you like it yourself Mark?

He's a closet A*t and D*c fan....

I see it's getting panned on various review sites where players vote 1-5, it's stuck on 1*....

Because it's complete and utter shit. Notwithstanding the drivelling duo that appear on it.

As TM said, having a feature where you've got only a small chance of NOT getting a poxy cash award after waiting ages to trigger it is a pet hate among players, yet they keep churning out the same stupid bonus model again and again.

As Mark pointed out, it seems to be based on Bridesmaids, although I say more like the atrocious Tarzan game, but Tarzan is Bridesmaids isn't it? And therein lies the problem - whichever, it's unoriginal regurgitated tosh. The stoner in their 'development' office must have simply staggered into work one morning, dusted off the old usb flash with the Bridesmaids/Tarzan programme on it that he found in the bottom of the coffee mug with the biros and pencils in, plugged it in and edited the artwork lines of the code and replaced the images and animations with that pair of chuntering cretins - "Wahey boss! I done your new game", before lumbering down to MacDonalds to get his Breakfast McMuffin before it goes off sale at 10:30.....

Having solely a trademark or copyright theme does not a good slot make - unless some effort goes in to the game's features, mechanics and graphics. Jurassic Park, there you go! A classic slot which has development effort becoming of a famous theme trademark. That's what they could do before they got fat, bloated and lazy.

Yes, some naïve or inexperienced players may choose a slot for its theme or because it's mercilessly plugged or promoted like say St*rb*rst but I do know that if the slot was exciting and developed a reputation for its great feature constructs then you could have toilets, turds and Tena Lady on the reels and players would still go for it.

 

[Tirilej]

He's a closet A*t and D*c fan....

I see it's getting panned on various review sites where players vote 1-5, it's stuck on 1*....

Because it's complete and utter shit. Notwithstanding the drivelling duo that appear on it.

As TM said, having a feature where you've got only a small chance of NOT getting a poxy cash award after waiting ages to trigger it is a pet hate among players, yet they keep churning out the same stupid bonus model again and again.

As Mark pointed out, it seems to be based on Bridesmaids, although I say more like the atrocious Tarzan game, but Tarzan is Bridesmaids isn't it? And therein lies the problem - whichever, it's unoriginal regurgitated tosh. The stoner in their 'development' office must have simply staggered into work one morning, dusted off the old usb flash with the Bridesmaids/Tarzan programme on it that he found in the bottom of the coffee mug with the biros and pencils in, plugged it in and edited the artwork lines of the code and replaced the images and animations with that pair of chuntering cretins - "Wahey boss! I done your new game", before lumbering down to MacDonalds to get his Breakfast McMuffin before it goes off sale at 10:30.....

Having solely a trademark or copyright theme does not a good slot make - unless some effort goes in to the game's features, mechanics and graphics. Jurassic Park, there you go! A classic slot which has development effort becoming of a famous theme trademark. That's what they could do before they got fat, bloated and lazy.

Yes, some naïve or inexperienced players may choose a slot for its theme or because it's mercilessly plugged or promoted like say St*rb*rst but I do know that if the slot was exciting and developed a reputation for its great feature constructs then you could have toilets, turds and Tena Lady on the reels and players would still go for it.

I did ask Mark though

 

[Mark_32Red (retired acct)]

He's a closet A*t and D*c fan....

No closet here lol, actually sat on a train to London ahead of watching the show tomorrow night and I feel very privileged to be able to do so. Each to their own hey?

Mark

 

[dunover]

No closet here lol, actually sat on a train to London ahead of watching the show tomorrow night and I feel very privileged to be able to do so. Each to their own hey?

Mark

It's OK Mark. We're here to help you. You don't have to bear this alone, just talk to someone about it. We have a helpline and experienced counsellors awaiting your call, which we be dealt with in the strictest confidence. Good luck.

 

[Mark_32Red (retired acct)]

It's OK Mark. We're here to help you. You don't have to bear this alone, just talk to someone about it. We have a helpline and experienced counsellors awaiting your call, which we be dealt with in the strictest confidence. Good luck.

I just can't wait for Saturdaaaaayyyyy!

 

[Jono777]

If it eases your pain Dunover, you only have another 3-4 weeks of "Saturday Night Takeaway" to bear and its off air until next year!

Nice Prime time Saturday evening time slot freed up just in time for "Britain's Got Talent" - Yay!!

 

[aceking123]

nothing wrong with ant & dec , you just felt dunover !

Good luck mark with watching hope you get picked for the ads bit )

 

[dunover]

nothing wrong with ant & dec , you just felt dunover !

Good luck mark with watching hope you get picked for the ads bit )

You'll be able to spot Mark on TV in the audience when the show has been filmed - he'll be the only one without a lobotomy scar.

 

[steveh35]

You'll be able to spot Mark on TV in the audience when the show has been filmed - he'll be the only one without a lobotomy scar.

Or the one screaming like a girl in the audience when the dopey duo appear, or let's hope not the one who storms the stage and jumps on Dec.

 

[dunover]

Or the one screaming like a girl in the audience when the dopey duo appear, or let's hope not the one who storms the stage and jumps on Dec.

MARK! A very expensive bottle of 30-year old scotch will be promptly dispatched to you if you DO jump on stage and deck Dec. Maybe the film of it could then be added to the slot's 'Best Bits' videos feature. Even I would play the bastard then.

 

[steveh35]

MARK! A very expensive bottle of 30-year old scotch will be promptly dispatched to you if you DO jump on stage and deck Dec. Maybe the film of it could then be added to the slot's 'Best Bits' videos feature. Even I would play the bastard then.

Mark wouldn't hurt his favourite duo he loves them both to much.

 

[lotusch]

The only thing missing in the review was you renaming those 2 muppets from Ant and Dec to C*nt and D*ck.
Had a good laugh watching your review, missed it initially but I am glad I chimed back into this topic. :clap:

I am not a huge fan of them either...My missus watches all them talent shows so also Britain's Got Talent.
Hate the way they are behaving in the background when some of the candidates is performing on the stage.
Same as that dude in America's got Talent, he pulls of the same sh*t.

Must be written in the format of the show.

 

[dunover]

The only thing missing in the review was you renaming those 2 muppets from Ant and Dec to C*nt and D*ck.
Had a good laugh watching your review, missed it initially but I am glad I chimed back into this topic. :clap:

I am not a huge fan of them either...My missus watches all them talent shows so also Britain's Got Talent.
Hate the way they are behaving in the background when some of the candidates is performing on the stage.
Same as that dude in America's got Talent, he pulls of the same sh*t.

Must be written in the format of the show.

Well Mark from 32red went down to London to be in the audience for their Saturday Night Takeaway last weekend.

Baffled me a bit, because last time I went to London to see a pair of c***s I ended up in a strip bar not the ITV Studios.

 

[FJ_Natalie]

It really is. Piss-awful slot, and that's without the pair of gibbering cretins. It is a clone of Tarzan, but worse. Sorry for the swearing and complaining but in this instance I'm excused?



I loved dunover's video review, it is hilarious! There should be a drinking game, take a shot everytime dunover says word f*ck.

Also, Mark_32Red

Was this game made exclusively for 32Red Casino by Microgaming?

 

[xxshepxx]

Got 5 scatters on this a couple of weeks ago.




Still shit.

 

[dave1888]

^^ Hilarious^^ :notworthy

My teenage Saturday evening TV consisted of mostly drooling over "Jet" and "Lightning" in Gladiators

Emailing Microgaming on that one as we speak

I preferred Panther

 

[dunover]

I preferred Panther

Phew! I was bit worried there, had to Google that as I thought that was the one that turned out to be 'Wolf'....

P.S. Natalie - I'm not sure the A*t & D*c abomination will remain a 32Red exclusive but their group definitely had it first.

 

[dave1888]

Phew! I was bit worried there, had to Google that as I thought that was the one that turned out to be 'Wolf'....

P.S. Natalie - I'm not sure the A*t & D*c abomination will remain a 32Red exclusive but their group definitely had it first.

Hahaha! Nope she was definitely all woman all curves in the right places. I'd only have been about 10 I used to fancy Shania twain when I was in primary as well

 

[FJ_Natalie]

Phew! I was bit worried there, had to Google that as I thought that was the one that turned out to be 'Wolf'....

P.S. Natalie - I'm not sure the A*t & D*c abomination will remain a 32Red exclusive but their group definitely had it first.

Hey, thank you for the answer Since this one, honestly, I've been obsessed with your videos, they are just great!

 

[Slot_Maniac]

Do you think this embarrassment of a modern slot game pushed him over the edge?

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