New Slot Announcement 32Red's Saturday Night Takeaway

[randomiam]

Luckily in Oz you are about as far away as you can get from the gibbering, drivelling tw@ts, but be warned!! - they come to infest one of your tropical islands each year to torture failed z-listers and other cretins usually only known to purchasers of newspapers with a reading age on 8 like the S*n.

SO there basically what we call hamish and andy over here. We send all our good ones over there hope it makes up for it. On the game side of things its about as appealing as 3am servo hot dog. You would have to be quite drunk and willing to waste your money on something thats going to give you the shits.

 

[dunover]

It's worse than Tarzan

It really is. Piss-awful slot, and that's without the pair of gibbering cretins. It is a clone of Tarzan, but worse. Sorry for the swearing and complaining but in this instance I'm excused?

 

[TradaCasino]

It really is. Piss-awful slot, and that's without the pair of gibbering cretins. It is a clone of Tarzan, but worse. Sorry for the swearing and complaining but in this instance I'm excused?



This is the most hilarious video review to date Dunover - I want to record a video of you watching an entire episode of Saturday Night Takeaway.. you'd be a viral hit!

 

[Jono777]

^^ Hilarious^^ :notworthy

My teenage Saturday evening TV consisted of mostly drooling over "Jet" and "Lightning" in Gladiators

Emailing Microgaming on that one as we speak

 

[naththo]

My web browser blocked the 32Red online casino tonight as Norton warned it has dangerous content in it. Also 3Dice has been blacklist by Norton as well. I think Norton hates online gambling. LOL!

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Looks like its not good sign!

You will need to talk to Norton and have it sorted out asap. Cos people with Norton software won't let them visit any 32Red and 3Dice casino for now.

 

[mimi26]

its shit, no more to say

 

[naththo]

Huh? Which one are you referring to? Norton or this casino or the new game?

 

[Dinahnana]

It really is. Piss-awful slot, and that's without the pair of gibbering cretins. It is a clone of Tarzan, but worse. Sorry for the swearing and complaining but in this instance I'm excused?



LOL very good review Dunover. I played this slot extensively in freeplay and it was pure torture. I will never play this for real money. With regards to Sat night British TV the best is Casualty. I love that show!

 

[dunover]

My web browser blocked the 32Red online casino tonight as Norton warned it has dangerous content in it. Also 3Dice has been blacklist by Norton as well. I think Norton hates online gambling. LOL!

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Looks like its not good sign!

You will need to talk to Norton and have it sorted out asap. Cos people with Norton software won't let them visit any 32Red and 3Dice casino for now.

No, Norton was trying to warn you that you were dangerously close to seeing those gibbering ***ts and was trying to protect your sanity.

Seriously, it happened to me - my Norton blocked 32red before the review so I just overrode it, told it to continue anyway. It's because MG plant so much shit on your PC Norton thinks it's got to be malicious.

 

[naththo]

No, Norton was trying to warn you that you were dangerously close to seeing those gibbering ***ts and was trying to protect your sanity.

Seriously, it happened to me - my Norton blocked 32red before the review so I just overrode it, told it to continue anyway. It's because MG plant so much shit on your PC Norton thinks it's got to be malicious.

Ah thank you, thats a proper post. Mimi need to clarify what she is talking about.

 

[conker]

Dunover's review back's up everything that is wrong with this slot, Microgaming development team, 32Red's backing and promotion of this slot (sorry Mark) and the general trend in slot development and branded slots.

This slot is pretty much a clone of another terrible slot, Tarzan. Therefore making them a double waste of time, money and resources. I can see why 32Red have got behind it, as these canny-Geordie lads do have a large following and 32Red have the exclusive on it for the time being. However, had the guys at 32Red given it a spin before pushing it out on their blog and on CM then they might have realized that it is a really weak slot that looks set to end up in the back of the casino lobby before long. This is not a reflection on 32Red, but how long do we keep this up, pretending that MG are trying to provide us entertainment, when most of the stuff being rolled out is copied, cloned, bit of games stuck together or just generally very poor quality entertainment.

They aren't the only ones I should add, but they are as guilty as anyone of believing that the brand will do all the work, the game is secondary.

 

[dunover]

LOL very good review Dunover. I played this slot extensively in freeplay and it was pure torture. I will never play this for real money. With regards to Sat night British TV the best is Casualty. I love that show!

What, 'Brokeback Hospital'? Yeah, the missus watches that, about the only tolerable programme on between 6 and 10.

 

[dunover]

Dunover's review back's up everything that is wrong with this slot, Microgaming development team, 32Red's backing and promotion of this slot (sorry Mark) and the general trend in slot development and branded slots.

This slot is pretty much a clone of another terrible slot, Tarzan. Therefore making them a double waste of time, money and resources. I can see why 32Red have got behind it, as these canny-Geordie lads do have a large following and 32Red have the exclusive on it for the time being. However, had the guys at 32Red given it a spin before pushing it out on their blog and on CM then they might have realized that it is a really weak slot that looks set to end up in the back of the casino lobby before long. This is not a reflection on 32Red, but how long do we keep this up, pretending that MG are trying to provide us entertainment, when most of the stuff being rolled out is copied, cloned, bit of games stuck together or just generally very poor quality entertainment.

They aren't the only ones I should add, but they are as guilty as anyone of believing that the brand will do all the work, the game is secondary.

TBH I think MG have simply given up and are ripping their casinos off, especially the Viper ones like 32red which are getting their catalogue quality diluted as time goes on with continual stocking-filler dross like Tarzan and now this trash. I find it hard to equate this with a developer that can produce excellent and world-beating games like Jurassic, IR and use a branded name wisely like the aforementioned Jurassic, plus with Playboy and Terminator2. It's as if they are spending their cash ordering Sunseeker yachts for themselves and not giving any to the development team, which now consists of one spotty 19-year old with his dick in one hand and a TV Times in the other. Perhaps henceforth to have the sign on his door changed to 'Arrested Development Office'.

 

[xxshepxx]

Its utter crap.

Played for what seemed like an eternity to trigger the bonus, and it mugged me right off with 5 times stake.

Wouldnt of minded so much if it came around regularly but I did another 150spins after the initial trigger (which took about 500spins) and it didnt appear again.

So in my opinion it is utter shite, and peopke should just stab themselves in the eye if they get the urge to play it.

 

[Dinahnana]

What, 'Brokeback Hospital'? Yeah, the missus watches that, about the only tolerable programme on between 6 and 10.

LOL That and Holby City are good medical soap operas.

 

[dunover]

LOL That and Holby City are good medical soap operas.

Yeah, but surely these programmes will die out soon like Brokeback Farm and Brokeback Street, as all the characters are too busy buggering each other or rug munching, and there won't be any new children born.

 

[xxshepxx]

Please please please times infinity get rid of that shitey pop up with one of those trolls talking on it.

Its annoying as fuck. And im sure its killing the page for me

 

[Jono777]

Thing is "Should he stay or Play"

c'mon what do you think he should do.......

 

[steveh35]

If you haven't seen Dunover's review it is hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing especially when the game froze after all that time waiting for a feature:notworthy

 

[Nicola]

Played this crap this morning and everytime you get the bonus it locks up on iPad and you have to log out and back in again to play the bonus.

Ant and Dec aside, the pays are terrible and a game I will never play again because its so bad.

 

[dunover]

Played this crap this morning and everytime you get the bonus it locks up on iPad and you have to log out and back in again to play the bonus.

Ant and Dec aside, the pays are terrible and a game I will never play again because its so bad.

Yes the game isn't ready for mobile browsers, it does it in Chrome, IE don't even bother with, and Android locks too.

Now that may be a blessing as there is a significant chance you could get the feature 'Best Bits' like me which meant you would have had to endure clips of the gibbering pillocks before getting the coin awards. Luckily the game seized up on me as you may have seen in my video, and by then I was too drained and depressed to even reload the crap. Yes, I am a coward but at least my blood pressure has recovered.

 

[trancemonkey]

Hi Guys,

Some have you may have already noticed, but we went live with our brand new and exclusive Saturday Night Takeaway (TM) slot at 32Red this week, on Saturday night actually.

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Featuring Ant & Dec themselves, this great new slot arrives just as the 14th series of one of ITV’s most popular shows hits our screens – and with over 8.8million viewers of the first episode, you can see why we’re confident this game is going to be a huge hit.

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Trigger 3 or more scatters to launch the show’s popular feature, Win the Ads – but instead of winning contents of ITV’s ad-breaks, the online slot version will reward you with free spins, a thrilling bonus round or a HUGE cash multiplier.

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So whether it’s Ant v Dec Free Spins, the End Of The Show Show or the Best Bits Bonus – get all of the excitement of Saturday Night Takeaway, 7 days a week, exclusively at 32Red.

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Keep your eye on your inbox for an exclusive leaderboard coming soon where you can win tickets to the show itself, plus a VIP weekend in London. Plus I'll do a CM exclusive promo ASAP.

Would love your feedback!

Cheers
Mark

Hey Mark

I'd like to say this game is an abomination, but it isn't that good....

It's dull, the graphics are poor, the maths is atrocious, the annoyance factor is massive - even if you like Ant & Dec...
Some games you can tell are failures within the first 2 minutes of playing, and this game will be a massive flop.. .it not, i'll be amazed

Trance

 

[Mark_32Red (retired acct)]

Hey Mark

I'd like to say this game is an abomination, but it isn't that good....

It's dull, the graphics are poor, the maths is atrocious, the annoyance factor is massive - even if you like Ant & Dec...
Some games you can tell are failures within the first 2 minutes of playing, and this game will be a massive flop.. .it not, i'll be amazed

Trance

Thanks for the feedback!

As someone has already pointed out the game uses the Bridesmaids engine so not sure why you would think the maths are rubbish. It's a proven very successful engine.

I am glad to say that the turnover on the slot has surpassed expectations and while there appear to be some niggles which will be fixed we are pleased with the performance.

I appreciate all feedback and assure you that any issues highlighted in be thread will be addressed.

Mark

 

[Tirilej]

Thanks for the feedback!

As someone has already pointed out the game uses the Bridesmaids engine so not sure why you would think the maths are rubbish. It's a proven very successful engine.

I am glad to say that the turnover on the slot has surpassed expectations and while there appear to be some niggles which will be fixed we are pleased with the performance.

I appreciate all feedback and assure you that any issues highlighted in be thread will be addressed.

Mark

I'm sure there can be people who like the game. We all have different taste.
My guess though is that the reason for it is the promotions you have had running, and nothing else.

Even I have tried it and no, I can't see myself playing it again. What do you like it yourself Mark?

 

[trancemonkey]

I'm sure there can be people who like the game. We all have different taste.
My guess though is that the reason for it is the promotions you have had running, and nothing else.

Even I have tried it and no, I can't see myself playing it again. What do you like it yourself Mark?

Promotions are the only reason to play this - and i actually like Ant & Dec...
And i also hated Bridesmaids...

There is just no reason to play this game - you toil for the feature, and then even if it's evenly distributed it's a 1 in 3 chance of getting a feature?
I would NEVER design a slot like this unless i wanted a high feature frequency, but this doesn't even seem to have that.

Anyway - personal preference and all, this is woeful and will go downhill faster than Eddie Edwards... that said it's not as bad as Champion Raceway by IGT on Unibet!