3 Kinds of sex

[lillyjclark]

Did you know there are 3 kinds of sex?

HOUSE SEX

When you're newly married and totally lusting after each other having sex in every room of the house.

BEDROOM SEX

You have been married for 10 years and now the only place you have sex is in the bedroom

HALLWAY SEX

After many many years of marriage you pass each other in the hallway and scream F**K YOU

 

[SlotMonster]

Oh my!
That was reeeally funny! Thanks for sharing!

 

[BingoT]

Try yard sex or woods sex but you have to watch out for that poison ivy in the woods.
In yard sex you must plant a tree in the hole.

 

[winbig]

What about golf sex? At least on that course, you'll always get a hole-in-one. *or if you're lucky, two or three hole-in-one's*

<insert tiger woods joke here>