Casinos

Casinos By Status

Popular Filters

By Banking Options

Games

All Games

Bonuses

Popular Bonus Filters

Forums

Popular Forums

Forum User Features

Complaints

Submit A Complaint (PAB)

PAB Rules and Guidelines

Browse PABs

Gambling News

Popular News Sections

About Us

About Us

external image

2017 Christmas Contest

Have an idea for a special one:

Post a christmas related joke.

It is for 6-5-4 points. Winners are the jokes with the most likes. In case of a tie the earliest post wins. I will count the "likes" at 23:59 GMT. Post as many as you want but only one win per person.

Have fun! :)
 
Last edited:
An overly obese man is desperate to lose weight in time for christmas.

He sees an advert in a local paper declaring "If you don't lose 10 stone in 3 months everything is free".

So he calls the number and is told that there will be 3 stages to the program and training will start at 10am sharp the next morning.

He wakes up the next day and hears a knock at the door. When he answers he sees a beautiful woman wearing nothing at all but a sign around her neck saying "If you catch me, you can kiss me!".

Without hesitation the man grabs his shoes and chases the woman for over an hour before he gives up. This continues for the next fortnight.

He then receives a call and is questioned on his progress.

"How are you finding our program sir?"

To his surprise he weighs himself and finds that he has lost 1 and a half stone.

"Great!," He replies.

"Good, then you are ready for stage 2 of our program, you will start tomorrow at 10am".

So the next morning as expected he receives a knock at the door.

This time he sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen in his life, even more beautiful than the one before. She is also wearing nothing but a sign around her neck saying "If you catch me, you can fuck me!".

The man doubles his efforts as he chases the girl for over 2 hours before finally giving up. It dawns on him that this girl is faster than the last. This also continues for a fortnight.

He receives another call.

"I hope you are finding our weight loss program to be above expectations, are you satisfied with your progress so far?"

He's now lost 4 stone altogehter.

"Yes I am, in fact I can not wait to start stage 3."

"Well sir, I do not recommend stage 3. This is the most intense an rigorous training we have and we usually only recommend this in cases of disatisfied customers!"

"No no, whilst I am satisified, I still wish to complete what I started".

"Okay sir. Training is at 10am."

So the next morning the man eagerly gets ready and puts his shoes on. This time he is gonna catch the beauty.

So he hears the knock and opens his door.

This time he sees Santa, toned and bulked, wearing nothing but a sign around his neck saying "If I catch you, your arse is mine".
 
Last edited:
On Christmas morning a copper on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand new bike.
The copper says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The kid says, "Yeah."
The copper says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."
The copper then proceeds to issue the kid a £20 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid takes the ticket and before the copper rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Humoring the kid, the copper says, "Yeah, he sure did."
The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top.
 
Week 3, Day 3

"Find the item"

Todays task, what is it and where is it posted (exact post):

upload_2017-12-20_7-48-27.webp


Only one guess per person, but if nobody has found the correct answer I may reveal another clue and then you can make another guess.

The monthly task, winner screenshots, is also on. Post as many as you like, must be no more than a day old, highest multiplier wins.

Have fun! :)
 
I give up damn it! :(


nikantw said:
Week 3, Day 3

"Find the item"

Todays task, what is it and where is it posted (exact post):

View attachment 85220

Only one guess per person, but if nobody has found the correct answer I may reveal another clue and then you can make another guess.

The monthly task, winner screenshots, is also on. Post as many as you like, must be no more than a day old, highest multiplier wins.

Have fun! :)
Click to expand...
 
Chipkin9 said:
It's a pool posted somewhere on a thread at that casinomeister.com forum :thumbsup::D

Bloody difficult this one!

Also if this is a still shot from a video...there is no chance of finding the answer lol

Edit: That wasn't meant as a reply to you btw Amourgirl. Incase you are confused haha. Sorry.
Click to expand...
JdRocks said:
I spent over half hour on it and still no joy
Click to expand...
I know the damn forum inside out now lol! Well one thing I am sure of, it's not a profile picture of anyone.
 
Chipkin9 said:
Don't know if I'm right, but I am scouring the entire Internet right now and Corinthia St Georges Bay in Malta looks similar.

View attachment 85228

Edit: They all look similar god damn it!
Click to expand...

I thought Malta earlier this morning, but I dont think the search function is as good as what it was on the old forum.
Looked in the threads I thought may have a chance, but was not to be.
 
Last edited:
Week 3, Day 4

"Find the item"

Todays task, find the CM shield.

Find a pic with the CM shield (real thing, not drawing), from CM, and post it. You can't post the same as the others before you!
Because of this anybody that finds and posts a new pic gets 4 points.

The monthly task, winner screenshots, is also on. Post as many as you like, must be no more than a day old, highest multiplier wins.

Have fun! :)
 
This?
Outdated URL

I remember that. Bryan was bragging how he was gonna kick everyone's ass on a CM Videoslots Exclusive freeroll.

I think he got his ass handed to him by nearly everyone :laugh:

Edit: I've found another 9 (updated from 4, the little bugger is everywhere lol) unique images with the real shield...I won't say where.

But everyone can get 4 points on this one.
 
Last edited:
Chipkin9 said:
This?
Outdated URL

I remember that. Bryan was bragging how he was gonna kick everyone's ass on a CM Videoslots Exclusive freeroll.

I think he got his ass handed to him by nearly everyone :laugh:

Edit: I've found another 9 (updated from 4, the little bugger is everywhere lol) unique images with the real shield...I won't say where.

But everyone can get 4 points on this one.
Click to expand...

Sod looking for more of them after yesterday lol
 
nikantw said:
1, the 1st :)

Others can copy - paste the rest, as long as they tell me where they are at CM
Click to expand...

Ohhh Nik, can't I have bonus points though for my ingenuity! probably have another 30 or more :)

hey ho - anyone still searching, notice I have pasted several similar ones of Bryan :thumbsup:
 

Similar threads

conker
Need your input: Top Halloween slots 2025 - Casinomeister members picks
Replies
11
Views
1K
conker
conker
satchnz
Which slot is the easiest to land a Super Bonus on?
Replies
3
Views
956
satchnz
satchnz
O
UK player looking for crypto casino site recommendations (with or without VPN)
Replies
32
Views
2K
adeebkhan
A
avfcalex23
A predictable trend with the big bass, big catch fishing slots, thoughts?
Replies
16
Views
6K
Talkingwalking58
T
P
Get Prank at ZODIAC Casino!!
Replies
3
Views
294
pektay
P

Users who are viewing this thread

Total: 2 (members: 0, guests: 2)

Accredited Casinos

Read about our rating system and how it's done.
Back
Top