20 shots of scotch

[chayton]

A guy goes rushing into a bar and gasps, "Quick bartender, set me up with 20 shots of your best scotch!" The bartender lines them up and the guy slams them back one after another. The bartender says, "Wow - dude, I've never seen anyone go through 20 shots that fast!" The guy says, "Well if you had what I have, you'd drink them fast too." The bartender says, "Oh no, that sounds terrible, what do you have?" The guy says, "50 cents."

 

[lojo]

Bwahahahahaha

 

[ironmike67]

LOL! Sounds like the same problem I run into at bars after a night of drinking...