hi all, taking a break from my studies i thought it'd be amusing to compile a list of ways casinos can classify someone as
an "abuser", feel free to add your own to the list below
you're a promotional abuser if
* you make one big bet and win
* you make many small bets and not lose
* you win too much at games designed to give the house the egde
* you play too few types of games
* you play too many types of (excluded) games
* you bet too much at a "low risk" game
* you bet too little over the wager requirement
* you live in bad bad countries like china, netherlands, or canada
* you deposit via credit card
* you refuse to hand over your personal credit report for "verification
purposes" to an anonymous overseas internet casino
* you don't have the means of a fax machine or scanner to send in the
documents
* you accept a promotion that was specifically emailed to your personal email
inbox
* you moved in the past six years
* you don't want to give out your phone number and have casino
telemarketers call you during your office meeting or family dinner
* you didn't follow a t&c requirement that was changed AFTER you have
played
* you didn't follow a t&c requirement that was merely suggested but never
clearly spelled out
* you didn't follow a t&c requirement that was never posted
* you truthfully provide your age and was accepted as a player, but
still "under-age" to receive a payout
* you accepted too many promotions, even though you were "invited" by the
casino to participate in every one of them
* you're not satisfied getting paid in installment plans from a casino that
boasts that anyone can win "millions"
* you speak a different language
an "abuser", feel free to add your own to the list below
you're a promotional abuser if
* you make one big bet and win
* you make many small bets and not lose
* you win too much at games designed to give the house the egde
* you play too few types of games
* you play too many types of (excluded) games
* you bet too much at a "low risk" game
* you bet too little over the wager requirement
* you live in bad bad countries like china, netherlands, or canada
* you deposit via credit card
* you refuse to hand over your personal credit report for "verification
purposes" to an anonymous overseas internet casino
* you don't have the means of a fax machine or scanner to send in the
documents
* you accept a promotion that was specifically emailed to your personal email
inbox
* you moved in the past six years
* you don't want to give out your phone number and have casino
telemarketers call you during your office meeting or family dinner
* you didn't follow a t&c requirement that was changed AFTER you have
played
* you didn't follow a t&c requirement that was merely suggested but never
clearly spelled out
* you didn't follow a t&c requirement that was never posted
* you truthfully provide your age and was accepted as a player, but
still "under-age" to receive a payout
* you accepted too many promotions, even though you were "invited" by the
casino to participate in every one of them
* you're not satisfied getting paid in installment plans from a casino that
boasts that anyone can win "millions"
* you speak a different language