Your best puns?

[dave1888]

This is one of my best just replied to unilads photo .



Science pun


Before I posted the pic above I commented this on this pic. Jenius or not? ha ha!

 

[dave1888]

Amphibian joke

This is not mine and is quite old but it's really good!

 

[nodeposit]

Scrabbled

Losing a bet, I had to swallow some Scrabble tiles.
My next crap could spell disaster.

 

[BETAT]

An English, French, Spanish and German tourist were all watching a street performance but were having trouble seeing over the people in front. Noticing this, the performer stepped up onto a box and asked
'Can you all see me now?' to which the tourists called back
'Yes'
'Oui'
'Si'
'Ja'

 

[dave1888]

Glad I don't need the bathroom as this could make me oui myself

 

[dave1888]

Senior Member

I see I'm now a senior member on casinomeister does that mean I'm a bigger dick than I was before!

 

[dave1888]

WHEY!!

Again not mine but it's good!

 

[Jono777]

I was in the local pub with my wife last night when a bloke approached me in the toilets.

£200 to sleep with your wife he said!

£200 I laughed, 'Sorry pal it's a nice offer but I don't carry that sort of cash around with me.

 

[Jono777]

When I saw the old woman who lives next door crying after she was burgled, I felt so sorry for her!

I almost gave her all her things back!

 

[dave1888]

Good jokes Jon but I made this thread for punny jokes. Is fine though man.

 

[Jono777]

Good jokes Jon but I made this thread for punny jokes. Is fine though man.

sorry mate, probs got bit over excited that I spotted something none casino related for a bit of a cheers up after I just busted my balls on JP (again).

I will try n put em in proper place next time, sorry again dude

 

[dave1888]

Camping canoodling

Just starting having sex outside with the missus. It's f*cking in-tents

 

[Googobucs]

KY Jelly has jumped on the Millennium bandwagon with the slogan for
their new product: "Y2K-Y Jelly : when you want to put four digits
where only two could fit before!

What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot?
"How come?"

Having sex on an elevator is wrong on so many levels

 

[Googobucs]

 

[chayton]

 

[dave1888]

Fantastic puns there Googobucs/Chayton

 

[dave1888]

Here's a calf and a half

What do you call a cow suitable motorbike? A yamooha

 

[dave1888]

rapunsall!

What do you call a rapper with narcolepsy? Kanye Rest

What do you call a bitter rapper? Kanye Zest

What do you call a rapper on an adventure? Kanye Quest

 

[dunover]

When I was a teenager I built a sex-doll from Lego.
Loved her to bits.

 

[dave1888]

Livingroom laughs

Opened a furniture shop which made quick progress named it? Sofa so good

 

[dave1888]

pastry pun

Bakery made large profit on first day could say they had a great turnover.

 

[muziq]

last night i saved one girl from being attacked ...



i controlled myself

 

[dave1888]

last night i saved one girl from being attacked ...



i controlled myself

Dark but quite funny..I'm so going to hell!