- Joined
- Apr 25, 2006
- Location
- FL
"ah yes divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals thru his wallet" Robin Williams
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy" Tom Clancy
"You know "that look" Women get when they want sex? Me neither"
Steve Martin
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen
"Sex at age 90 is like rying to shoot pool with a rope" George Burns
"Woman might be able to fake orgasms.But Men can't fake whole relationships" Sharon Stone
"My girlfirend always laughs during sex--no matter what she is reading" Steve Jobs (founder Apple Computers)
"My mother never saw the irony of calling me Son-Of-A-Bitch" Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets Oral Sex, no matter how bad it is" Barbara Bush ((( Former US First Lady---and you didn't think Barbara didn't have a sense of humor)))
"Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place" Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, woman say they feel more comfortable undressing, in front of men then they do undressing in front of other woman. They say that woman are to judgemental, where, of course, men are just grateful" Robert De Niro
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like an just give her a house" Rod Stewart
"See the problem is God gives men a brain an a penis an only enough blood to
run one at a time" Robin Williams
Cindy
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy" Tom Clancy
"You know "that look" Women get when they want sex? Me neither"
Steve Martin
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen
"Sex at age 90 is like rying to shoot pool with a rope" George Burns
"Woman might be able to fake orgasms.But Men can't fake whole relationships" Sharon Stone
"My girlfirend always laughs during sex--no matter what she is reading" Steve Jobs (founder Apple Computers)
"My mother never saw the irony of calling me Son-Of-A-Bitch" Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets Oral Sex, no matter how bad it is" Barbara Bush ((( Former US First Lady---and you didn't think Barbara didn't have a sense of humor)))
"Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place" Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, woman say they feel more comfortable undressing, in front of men then they do undressing in front of other woman. They say that woman are to judgemental, where, of course, men are just grateful" Robert De Niro
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like an just give her a house" Rod Stewart
"See the problem is God gives men a brain an a penis an only enough blood to
run one at a time" Robin Williams
Cindy
