- Joined
- Jun 21, 2006
- Location
- usa
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that
his bed was nicely made
and everything was picked up. Then he saw
an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was
addressed to 'Dad.'
With the Worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling
hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with
Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is
so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her
piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she
is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion. ..Dad she's
pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the
woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a
dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the
fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it
for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby
for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science
will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get
to know your grandchildren.
Love, Your Son, John
PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I
just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life
than a report card, that's in my center desk drawer.
I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home.
his bed was nicely made
and everything was picked up. Then he saw
an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was
addressed to 'Dad.'
With the Worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling
hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with
Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is
so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her
piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she
is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion. ..Dad she's
pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the
woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a
dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the
fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it
for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby
for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science
will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get
to know your grandchildren.
Love, Your Son, John
PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I
just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life
than a report card, that's in my center desk drawer.
I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home.
