- Joined
- Jun 16, 2006
- Location
- In the Beautiful South !!
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late and was frozen solid in a storm.
He dropped down into a pasture of cows. Looking for a place to land, he came down right on top of a big cow pie. At first he was disgusted, until he realised the poo was thawing him out! He started crying out for joy as the ice melted. A cat that was nearby heard the cries, walked over, saw the bird, and ate it
There are three morals to this story:
1. Not everyone who gets you into s**t is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of s**t is your friend.
3. If you are in s**t, keep your mouth shut.
He dropped down into a pasture of cows. Looking for a place to land, he came down right on top of a big cow pie. At first he was disgusted, until he realised the poo was thawing him out! He started crying out for joy as the ice melted. A cat that was nearby heard the cries, walked over, saw the bird, and ate it
There are three morals to this story:
1. Not everyone who gets you into s**t is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of s**t is your friend.
3. If you are in s**t, keep your mouth shut.
