What is the most boring slot you've ever played?

[Captain Chaos]

Was playing Game of Thrones the other night. It's not a slot I often play. I usually go to Playboy/IR/TS2/JP for my 243 way MG action. But I felt like having a session on it. Is it me or is this one of the most dullest games ever? The music gets irritating after a while. The Free Spins feature is as standard as they come. Base wins generally not remarkable (I'm guessing to do with the stacked wilds more than anything). The random scatter prize for 2 scatters is nice. But even that gets rather boring and predictable. I know it can pay a 50x out. But on the whole I find the whole slot rather... uninspiring. No video animations on 5OAK hits. Nothing. Just seems like a missed opportunity to me. It could have been great. But instead it just comes across as a bit dull to play.

What's your most dullest slot experience? What slot do you think should have been better than what was released?

 

[Jd666]

Everything since January 2015

 

[fun4all]

Starburst followed by Guns n Roses

 

[wonderpunter]

The haunted opera, it's like playing on a commodore 64

 

[spoton]

Dead or Alive, Jack and The beanstalk(Takes forever with those walking wild) and Terminator II can be a real bore since it makes such a fuss about even the smallest wins.

 

[dunover]

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10. Power Spins.

 

[MrSilver]

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10. Power Spins.

That^

 

[gambyx7]

Big Kahuna (Snakes ˛Ladders)
Burning Desire

 

[goatwack]

I think it was MG's Gladiator. The base game was so dull and I was just praying for the three scatters to kick in. What should have been sweet relief turned to more tedium as the bonus round wins all paid x1 by default.

All 100 of them. It didn't drag at all

 

[jjezebel37]

Star burst!!

 

[Jono777]

Anything that doesn't have 6 reels and diamonds.

 

[mina1929]

Star burst is one of my favorite games how could anyone not like it

Jack Hammer is the worst.

 

[geordiecolin]

Birds on a wire is utterly boring but is often used in videoslots battles

 

[Jasminebed]

Scarface. Especially the bonus round.

 

[interlog]

Dead or Alive.... that is until the bonus round hits.

 

[lotusch]

Dead or alive by a mile.
The most boring and dullest base game play I have ever seen.
No excitement whatsoever.

 

[Steviedoo]

Dead or alive
Starburst
jack and the bean stalk
Lights

 

[2planks]

Personally I got quite hooked on the Game of Thrones slot - might be something to do with the 600 pound win off a 30p stake on perhaps my 5th spin though.

 

[TheAddict]

In no particular order;
cloudquest
fisticuffs
aliens
spinate grand
black widow
suicide inducing starburst.

 

[lotusch]

Personally I got quite hooked on the Game of Thrones slot - might be something to do with the 600 pound win off a 30p stake on perhaps my 5th spin though.

U must have been one of the few lucky chosen ones.
It always takes me 2000 spins to even hit something over 100x on the 243 lines version.

 

[goatwack]

In no particular order;
cloudquest
fisticuffs
aliens
spinate grand
black widow
suicide inducing starburst.

Oooh I dunno about Fisticuffs, and I quite liked Cloud Quest the brief time I played it.

I had totally forgotten about Aliens. I mostly try avoiding this slot.....mostly

 

[Captain Chaos]

I have to admit that I'm not surprised in the slightest to see Starbust getting many mentions! It's a slot I only seem to play if I get Free Spins and even then I hope that they are redeemable on any other slot apart from it. Seems to always be adept at sucking your balance dry while simultaneously being unable to give you that really big win to hope for. At least IR and co give you that faint glimmer of hope. I guess Starburst is kinda like the Marmite of the slotting world.

I'll second T2. I like the feature but other than that it hasn't got much going for it. Bit of a disappointment for me that one.

Oddly though I like JATB. The walking wild can be torturous to watch sometimes though. Especially when it appears right on reel 5 and proceeds to slowly walk along to give you exactly nothing. Just get it over with already!!!

 

[Vicky]

The Flaming Hot is the most boring slot I have ever played. One evening I've decided to try fruit themed slots, just in case I misjudged the. I deposited and start playing Flaming Hot. It appeared that I was not misjudging fruit machines. I was bored to death by it but continued to play until I've got back to my initial deposit and that took a looooot of time.

 

[JkG]

Starburst is by far the most boring, I never get more than one Starburst if I get one even at all.
I actually hate it with a passion.ive never had a decent win on it.

I also hate Twinspin.
Just hate the idea of it

Probably more not coming to me right now though.

 

[JkG]

Oddly though I like JATB. The walking wild can be torturous to watch sometimes though. Especially when it appears right on reel 5 and proceeds to slowly walk along to give you exactly nothing. Just get it over with already!!!

I really like JATB too, there's something oddly addictive about it especially when more than one walking wild is on the go at the same time. Lol I agree on the fifth reel walking wild doing sfa and usually just connecting at the very second last spin then disappearing. Waste of space wild!

 

[MillyOfLeValley]

The haunted opera, it's like playing on a commodore 64

LOL @ Commodore 64, you're showing your age lol

 

[JkG]

LOL @ Commodore 64, you're showing your age lol

I'd a commodore 64.. Loved that thing (when it decided to finally load a game off a tape lol)

 

[09237653]

Starburst for sure, Twin Spin too - which has the potential to be exciting but it never actually happens.

 

[lomakin]

I`ve played on Game of Thrones slots too. It`s booooooring ((

 

[Vicky]

I`ve played on Game of Thrones slots too. It`s booooooring ((

Does such a slot exist? I'm a fan of Game of Thrones but never heard of the slot with this theme

 

[DANB9191]

Scarface. Especially the bonus round.

I love this game !! The free spins on this is the best.. So easy to re-trigger £60 for a full line of Tony on the free spins (£0.20p stake).. Imagine having all 3 stacked wilds in the middle with Tony at each end

 

[dobbul]

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10. Power Spins.

I kinda knew before actually opening the thread but, yeah most definitely S***burst; but you have to remember, even our favourite most exciting slots are super boring when they're not in a feature/free spins/big win giving mood, of course that's the whole point :smilewink:

 

[dave1888]

Flowers

DOA(apart from when the free spins goes daft)

Cloud Quest

Gemix

300 shields(except for the bonus)

alien robots(except for free spins)

Bloodsuckers utterly mind numbing

 

[DANB9191]

1. Starburt (Yes! Everyones favorite... To hate !!) Casino Reps should look at this thread and think.. Wow, people really don't like Starburst And then change free spins to Alien Robots Or Reel Rush

2. Any slot to do with RTG and Rival (Don't ask why.. I've just stayed away since the beginning)

3. Most Playtech games (Very difficult to get a nice win on these in my experience)

4. Devil's Delight (When you finally get them Sin Spins !! ......... And they turn out to be crap!)

5. Aliens, Koi Princess, Wonky Wabbits and EggOMatic

So, being at number 1.. Starburst has to be the MOST boring slot that I've wasted my time and money on

 

[Jd666]

Does such a slot exist? I'm a fan of Game of Thrones but never heard of the slot with this theme

Where you been for the last 18 months lol.
Microgaming Slot.
No characters from the programme on it.
Just that chair thingy

 

[mcgameboy]

Esqueleto Explosivo.....or as I prefer to call it....

Esquisito Excremento.

Or maybe to put it another way...Big Bang/Gonzo's Quest (Uber)Lite.

Where in the name of fuck do I begin with this piece of pure garbage?

Big wins - Where exactly? Unless of course you are of the persuasion that a win of 9 times stake actually QUALIFIES as a big win?

Any win - Having to listen to that god awful singing. It's enough to make you WANT to lose.

Getting to a 32x multiplier - HAH! Are you fucking shitting me? At least it actually happens on Big Bang. You can't even get to 8x on this piece of krud.

Exploding Wild - Fat lot of good they are when you place them on Reel 4 or 5, where they are about as useful as a chocolate fireguard.

Just an absolutely god awful foul smelling stench of a game.

I have to say I played Pimped the other day for the first time. Extremely underwhelmed to say the least. It certainly doesn't "Pimp Your Bankroll"....more like "Pump Your Arsehole" (insert your own Gay N Go gag here)

 

[goatwack]

Esqueleto Explosivo.....or as I prefer to call it....

Esquisito Excremento.

Or maybe to put it another way...Big Bang/Gonzo's Quest (Uber)Lite.

Where in the name of fuck do I begin with this piece of pure garbage?

Big wins - Where exactly? Unless of course you are of the persuasion that a win of 9 times stake actually QUALIFIES as a big win?

Any win - Having to listen to that god awful singing. It's enough to make you WANT to lose.

Getting to a 32x multiplier - HAH! Are you fucking shitting me? At least it actually happens on Big Bang. You can't even get to 8x on this piece of krud.

Exploding Wild - Fat lot of good they are when you place them on Reel 4 or 5, where they are about as useful as a chocolate fireguard.

Just an absolutely god awful foul smelling stench of a game.

I have to say I played Pimped the other day for the first time. Extremely underwhelmed to say the least. It certainly doesn't "Pimp Your Bankroll"....more like "Pump Your Arsehole" (insert your own Gay N Go gag here)

The most anal-ey - laden review of a slot I've ever read

 

[Vicky]

Where you been for the last 18 months lol.
Microgaming Slot.
No characters from the programme on it.
Just that chair thingy

LOL, I thought there will be Jon Snow and something epic like:" The Winter Is coming". It seems I didn't lose anything

 

[Jono777]

New addition from me:

Raging Rhino

Not the normal version but the 'Diamond-less Edition' the one I've been playing most sessions since the start of June!

 

[dobbul]

I love this game !! The free spins on this is the best.. So easy to re-trigger £60 for a full line of Tony on the free spins (£0.20p stake).. Imagine having all 3 stacked wilds in the middle with Tony at each end

I could possibly agree if I could ever get the damn free spins to trigger in the first place lol. I've only ever had the full nudging wild on reel 2 (which has always been pretty pointless) and the bonus round has never been much better

 

[DANB9191]

I could possibly agree if I could ever get the damn free spins to trigger in the first place lol. I've only ever had the full nudging wild on reel 2 (which has always been pretty pointless) and the bonus round has never been much better

I got the free spins and then retriggered them 3 times.. Walked away with £28 on £0.40p stakes

But I have had a full line of Tony on the free spins, nice win if you're only staking £0.20p.. Even nicer on £0.40p

My brother got all 3 stacked wilds, I was p***ed off that day

 

[slots-guide]

There have been a lot of shite slots released over the past couple of years. The ridiculous amount of clones really gets my goat.

But nothing can compete for crappiness with anything by Nektan. Dear lord I thought their casinos were terrible and evli but then I tried some of their slots....

Worst. Slots. Ever!

Nektan are just awful, half the time they don't work and when they do it is worse than watching paint dry. On great british I have had a free spins session last something like 150 free spins and only win 3 prizes over the entire course taking home a whopping 10x bet. Just unreal.