What is the Meaning of Life?

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Latest chat with those friendly people ( and they are really good) at 32 , this one got me thinking about things tho ..like what is the meaning of Life the universe and playing online??:
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Luke: Thank you for contacting us, mark. My name is Luke, how can I help?
Luke: Hi Mark
mark: hi luke, acco no 32re******** here, could you please tell me my total wager and return % for my last session please mark: thanks
Luke: ok one moment
Luke: is this for the poker or casino
mark: casino
Luke: no problem.
Luke: it is actually 264.34
Luke: Is there anything else I can help you with?
mark: er yes , so total wger 264 , what was the return on that please
Luke: it was 194.34
mark: ok , is that for my very last session or all day?
Luke: sorry, your very very last session today was wagered 177.24 and payed out 137.24
Luke: for the full day you have made a loss of 70
mark: ok thanks so the return % as a percentage on full day would be about 72% ?
Luke: on the day it is actually 73.5%
Luke: and 77% for the day is ok :confused:
mark: so 77% is ok for a return %
Luke: yeah :eek2:
mark: yeah , so what would you consider the percentage would be on a bad day?
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The rest is pointless reallyblah blah

I now Know I should have played a 42red not 32red because its the answer .

Six by nine equals Forty two." "That's it. That's all there is
 
Latest chat with those friendly people ( and they are really good) at 32 , this one got me thinking about things tho ..like what is the meaning of Life the universe and playing online??:-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Luke: Thank you for contacting us, mark. My name is Luke, how can I help?
Luke: Hi Mark
mark: hi luke, acco no 32re******** here, could you please tell me my total wager and return % for my last session please mark: thanks
Luke: ok one moment
Luke: is this for the poker or casino
mark: casino
Luke: no problem.
Luke: it is actually 264.34
Luke: Is there anything else I can help you with?
mark: er yes , so total wger 264 , what was the return on that please
Luke: it was 194.34
mark: ok , is that for my very last session or all day?
Luke: sorry, your very very last session today was wagered 177.24 and payed out 137.24
Luke: for the full day you have made a loss of 70
mark: ok thanks so the return % as a percentage on full day would be about 72% ?
Luke: on the day it is actually 73.5%
Luke: and 77% for the day is ok :confused:
mark: so 77% is ok for a return %
Luke: yeah :eek2:
mark: yeah , so what would you consider the percentage would be on a bad day?
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The rest is pointless reallyblah blah

I now Know I should have played a 42red not 32red because its the answer .

Six by nine equals Forty two." "That's it. That's all there is

hobo, there is life outside of the computer box and online gaming:).......laurie
 
hobo, there is life outside of the computer box and online gaming:).......laurie

not until i get my license back in aug....then i can hit the rubber road to freedom man.......
until then as gonzo said : "I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the Fear"
 
42 - 38 = 0

Its getting better .. now on 38% return today. Moving very close to 42 ..
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Laura-Ann: Thank you for contacting us, mark. My name is Laura-Ann, how can I help?
mark: hi Laura Ann , account 32re****** here,
Laura-Ann: Hi Mark
mark: could you tell me the return percentage of my last session played please, .....or the total wager and return.... just for the last session played? please.
Laura-Ann: How can i help you today?
Laura-Ann: yes sure
Laura-Ann: one moment please
Laura-Ann: It was the High Life and Burning Desire slots yes?
Laura-Ann: or would you just like to no for the very last game you played
mark: just the last session , which was high life, the last session played only.
Laura-Ann: you wagered ***.** and the payout was **.** giving you a payout percentage of 38%
mark: ok thanks Laura-Ann, bye
Laura-Ann: Bye for now Mark
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All I can say is all lines played average bout 5 coins a line , for 78 spins .then the money ran out.not suprising really on a 38% return.
Like chasing rabbits really.
 
Laura-Ann: It was the High Life and Burning Desire slots yes?
IMO High Life is total shite, and Burning Desire is very high variance.

Try some different games! :thumbsup:

Low variance (IMO): Wheel of Wealth Special Edition, TR2, Witches Wealth.
Low-ish variance, but still a chance of a decent sized win: Harveys, The Osbournes, Glory of Rome.

Banned until August??? :eek: Man, that really sucks!
KK
 

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