What did you buy the one you love

[BingoT]

There were two guys talking about what they each bought their wives.....one was rich the other one was poor....the rich guys says i bought my wife a diamond necklace and a Mercedes Benz and the poor guy said man why did you buy her two expensive gifts, and the rich guy said well....this way if she doesn't like the necklace she has the Benz to take it back....and the rich guy says so what did you get your wife, and the poor guy said well i got her flip flops and a dildo, and the rich guys looks puzzled, why did you buy her that, the poor guy said well this way if she doesn't like the flip flops she can go fuck herself!!

 

[LaurieJim]

dildos and flip flops hum ? id rather had the dildo and a pack of extra heavy duty batteries, skip the flip flops unless ya wanna get kinky

 

[BingoT]

dildos and flip flops hum ? id rather had the dildo and a pack of extra heavy duty batteries, skip the flip flops unless ya wanna get kinky

You have my phone number all you have to do is call me.And here I come to your rescue.No need for that crazy stuff when you have Me. lol