We've come a long way baby!

[chayton]

Thought the ladies of the forum would get a chuckle out of these vintage ads. "Circle the items you want for Christmas" - that's priceless.

 

[spoton]

They had some classy ads in the past

 

[skiny]

Wives, circle the items you want for Christmas. Now flip it over and do a cost comparison between these items and a what you will likely receive for alimony and child support. He might cry a little. Not a lot. Just a little.



Hey, before we drink the rest of this beer, do that thing again where you pull a napkin out of your nose!



She learned to throw the knives I gave her last year. From now on she gets shit she has to plug in.

 

[skiny]

I didn't store-test the coffee. Are you going to spank me again?



When he's drooling on his walker you'll still be banging the pool boy.

Palmolive. Because nothing pisses a husband off like immortality.



I'd have that worrying look about my expensive furniture too if my wife constantly had the runs.

 

[weesie]

Skiny,

Your "additions" to these ads are priceless!

 

[Andy Walker]

No supper for me tonight​

:lolsign:​

 

[Fiona5522]

LMFAO!!! hahaha Thanks so much everyone for sharing.... Funny shit!!!! ooops can i say that or maybe I should have said poop.... hahahahah

 

[chayton]

Skiny always wins the caption contests!

Funny I was thinking if Ray came home with the ad and told me to circle which kitchen appliance I wanted for Christmas, I'd probably go with the waffle iron, those things were huge heavy things and would make a good murder weapon.

 

[skiny]

Skiny always wins the caption contests!

Funny I was thinking if Ray came home with the ad and told me to circle which kitchen appliance I wanted for Christmas, I'd probably go with the waffle iron, those things were huge heavy things and would make a good murder weapon.

I would say "Ok, you circle all the stuff you want and I'll put X's over the stuff you're not going to get"

Then I'd hand it back and say "You know how this is going to turn out. Do you really want to go through the motions?"

 

[skiny]

How about this one?



First of all this young girl isn't chubby but then if you're going to sell plus size clothes you'll probably want to widen your customer base by just calling everyone fat. "Have you eaten in the last 3 days? Then send now for our free catalogue."

"Teens too chubby to fit into regular sizes." That's good for the still developing self esteem.

It says "Everything is priced the same as 'regular sizes'." So you're not selling your clothes by the material yard. Good to know.

"Lady Bryant. We'll cater to your chubby butt - but we don't have to respect it."

 

[Andy Walker]

How about this one?

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First of all this young girl isn't chubby but then if you're going to sell plus size clothes you'll probably want to widen your customer base by just calling everyone fat. "Have you eaten in the last 3 days? Then send now for our free catalogue."

"Teens too chubby to fit into regular sizes." That's good for the still developing self esteem.

It says "Everything is priced the same as 'regular sizes'." So you're not selling your clothes by the material yard. Good to know.

"Lady Bryant. We'll cater to your chubby butt - but we don't have to respect it."

I love women, they are quite costly though, and typically they have this inbuilt ability to produce children which have a 16 year lifespan of cost without any parole.
I remember the last lady that I awoke to from a drunken haze that said…. (only joking ladies) :lolsign: