This made me laugh my head off lol

[immortality]

Last night while lying in bed, my partner starts to talk about needing to see the dentist...

he says that one of his teeth is in bad shape...

he mentioned that his mother had to get all her teeth removed due to one tooth that rotted...

then he says she had got gonorrhea which caused this :lolsign::lolsign::lolsign:...

What he meant was piorrea. Boy did I laugh my head off

 

[Nifty29]

Last night while lying in bed, my partner starts to talk about needing to see the dentist...

he says that one of his teeth is in bad shape...

he mentioned that his mother had to get all her teeth removed due to one tooth that rotted...

then he says she had got gonorrhea which caused this :lolsign::lolsign::lolsign:...

What he meant was piorrea. Boy did I laugh my head off

LOL good one

It's like when I asked my Uncle how my Aunty died.

He said "She bled to death from gonorrhoea"

I said "Um...you don't bleed to death from gonorrhoea Unc"

He said "You do when you give to me......"


Also, it reminds me of the 4 lepers playing poker.

One threw his hand in, and the other 3 laughed their heads off.....

 

[immortality]

LOL good one

It's like when I asked my Uncle how my Aunty died.

He said "She bled to death from gonorrhoea"

I said "Um...you don't bleed to death from gonorrhoea Unc"

He said "You do when you give to me......"

Lol, sounds like something my man would come out with...

 

[conker]

Reminds me of a joke I heard many years ago, which is slightly of a different format, but still has a very similar punchline.

What is green and eats nuts?



gonorrhea

Hope this hasn't put anyone off their breakfast....