Things that suck - my personal top ten.

[chayton]

All of these things have happened to me lately in various casinos, just wanted to share.

10. Losing your deposit before the snail gets around the screen.

9. Wilds on the first 2 reels and you don't make your bet back.

8. Straight flush - and the dealer doesn't qualify.

7. "Congratulations, You have won 1 free spin at 2 times multiplier."

6. Holding 2 deuces and only getting 3 of a kind - IN ALL 50 HANDS!

5. Hitting something good on the one line you didn't bet.

4. Betting high and losing your *ss, then hitting something good the first spin after lowering your bet to a penny a line.

3. After going through $1500 in Happy Valley, you win $120 and the crowd cheers and applauds. (are they mocking me?)

2. Someone wins that HUGE Random Jackpot while you're in free spins and getting nothing.

And the alltime top'o'the list sucking-est:

1. "Congratulations, you have won 18 coins in the bonus free spins."

 

[mistertee]

Ha Ha !!! lol - now isn't that the truth !!!! good post !!!

 

[anniemac]

Absolutely!!!

 

[LaurieJim]

great post, to bad we cant put none casino related stuff up there...............laurie

 

[casinoTerminato]

great

 

[chayton]

great post, to bad we cant put none casino related stuff up there...............laurie

lol...don't get me started....it was hard enough stopping at 10 just on the casino list!

 

[babs7262]

Lets see, heres mine from various casinos

(HV)getting 16 free spins on a 60 cent (yes i was high rolling lol) and my grand total is $2.67

(BJ scratchcard Dealer 13, my 6 hands 12,12,12,11,11,12

(Super 5) 5 times, superbucks, lemon

(SP) getting 5 squirrells on a 9 cent bet ( i only had 36 cents left)

(Prime Property) congratulations, you have one 1 spin with 1 times multiplyer

(jp pinatas) finally $500...oh yeah it was that $100 max cashout bonus that i
never asked for.

(rtg tut) are there really 3 snakes? Ive never seen on


Chayton...that was funny

 

[shadow123]

A couple more

Wagerworks games where you have lost the win and played 5 more games before the win tune finishes.

Making a deposit and the first spin takes half of it as yet again you forget
the stake defaults to max when the game loads.

 

[KasinoKing]

All of these things have happened to me lately in various casinos, just wanted to share.

Great post!
I expect most of us suffer at least 6 or 7 of those on a regular basis - I know I do!

A couple more
Wagerworks games where you have lost the win and played 5 more games before the win tune finishes.

Gotcha! (Shame 50% of the readers probably don't have a clue what you're talking about!)

Making a deposit and the first spin takes half of it as yet again you forget
the stake defaults to max when the game loads.

Now that really sucks! I haven't done it often, but OUCH!

 

[nanwishing]

top 10

Omg, I laughed so hard... here's one more- hitting max bet by accident and losing your entire deposit!

 

[babs7262]

Ive done that! Havnt lost my whole deposit but most of it LOL. Once in a blue moon it works in your favor.

 

[Rusty]

Yup the position of the betmax button next to the spin button on MG slots is a really bad design and to make it worse they do not even have a pop up "Are you sure you want to betmax?"

I agree with all of those you listed and the Ones that really bug me are the Ones that could easily be made better.
Like Moonshine ;
"CONGRATULATIONS YOU WON 0 COINS"
That has cost me a mouse and a monitor but seriously it would be easy to program in a;
"Oh that is horrible, sorry you have won nothing, please contact support for your free chip"

Great post

 

[shadow123]

Omg, I laughed so hard... here's one more- hitting max bet by accident and losing your entire deposit!

I did that once at mecca games, still havent got over it, was a LOT of money

 

[Fleur-De-Lis]

And the alltime top'o'the list sucking-est:

1. "Congratulations, you have won 18 coins in the bonus free spins."

Just wanted to add an illustration to this one

 

[actech]

Ok, here is one from real casino................that hooked me up..............
In Monaco went to have fun in casino. Played slots with my wife. Had 50euro that wanna split with wife to play. At cashier was a line so i put 50eur in Playboy slot and hit cashout so i can split chips. But bet max and cashout buttons were close and i hit bet max, of course, instead of cashout. Since money was tight, i almost faint, couse i hit 50eur for one spin. I was so sick, white as snow.....Then spin stops, and it looks like i came in some sort of game. Didn't even know what to do, just picked some nice ladys. Anyway, when game ends, i couldn't belive it. 1100eur Wife didn't see all that, and when i got cash and went to her i was still sick,white....from hitin max button.....

Anyway, I hate it now, couse until i manage to control myself, lost alot of $ that maybe wouldn't, if i didn't hit those 1100eur and just lost 50. But that is with this stupid WHAT IF.......

 

[Fleur-De-Lis]

Lovely story, actech Highly inappropriate for this thread, though, as it is about a fantastic thing we all dream happening, not the one that sucks, hehe

 

[lauram]

Another one as last reel stops and you can see a sweet hit poof casino malfunctions. And as it states all malfunctions are void.

 

[chayton]

thanks everyone for the comments! I agree, hitting max bet by accident would really suck too, unless it's one of those happy accidents you sometimes hear about. Though I personally haven't had too much trouble with the max bet button - most of my trouble lately is with the 'cash out' button. It keeps giving me the message "You don't have any money to withdraw..."

 

[Seaman63]

My favourite sucker is:

"You have no credits, would you like to go to cashier and deposit now?"

 

[Alexishot69]

shock horror

has to be trying to bluff on AP and being told no point doing that here babe " we view all the hole cards"

 

[chayton]

has to be trying to bluff on AP and being told no point doing that here babe " we view all the hole cards"

 

[tim5ny]

I'd have to say that it sucks when you've been playing max credits by mistake for awhile without even knowing how long you've been doing it. (and of course not winning anything either)

 

[NASHVEGAS]

I'd have to say that it sucks when you've been playing max credits by mistake for awhile without even knowing how long you've been doing it. (and of course not winning anything either)

I'd have to say that it sucks when you've been playing max credits not by mistake for awhile and knowing how long you've been doing it....remember the BS I saw when I use to post them in WS's???

 

[tim5ny]

I'd have to say that it sucks when you've been playing max credits not by mistake for awhile and knowing how long you've been doing it....remember the BS I saw when I use to post them in WS's???

lol Nash!

 

[fitguy67]

that damn "Bet Max" button

Omg, I laughed so hard... here's one more- hitting max bet by accident and losing your entire deposit!

...it's just like that poorly-located gas pedal on some old "Audi" models that caused lots of accidents...(that pedal was too near the brake...and this stupid button is way too near the "Spin" button)

this thread is in fun...but MG should SERIOUSLY consider (no, forget the consider...just do it) removing this key...(as well as improve Play-check to include page totals)...