- Joined
- Dec 16, 2004
- Location
- Palm Bay Florida
Halloween Funnies
Things that sound dirty, but at Halloween are not.
1. So... what did you get in the sack?
2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning.
3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it.
4. Those small suckers are gone in just a few licks.
5. I got the best piece from that house.
6. Stick your hand in and guess what you are feeling...
7. It was so filled and heavy. I had to use TWO hands!
8. They will suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.
9. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldnt get my mouth around it.
10. Stop screwing around on that porch!
WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
1. you are guaranteed to get at least something in the sack.
2. If you get tired just wait 10 minutes and go back at it.
3. The stranger you look the easier it is to get some.
4. You dont have to compliment the person who gave it to you.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it wont last nine months.
6. If you wear leather and chains, no one will think your kinky.
7. Doesnt matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
8. Less guilt the next morning from over-indulging.
9. Person you are with doesnt fantasize your someone else, you already are.
10. If you dont get what you want at one place you can always go next door to get more.
Things that sound dirty, but at Halloween are not.
1. So... what did you get in the sack?
2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning.
3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it.
4. Those small suckers are gone in just a few licks.
5. I got the best piece from that house.
6. Stick your hand in and guess what you are feeling...
7. It was so filled and heavy. I had to use TWO hands!
8. They will suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.
9. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldnt get my mouth around it.
10. Stop screwing around on that porch!
WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
1. you are guaranteed to get at least something in the sack.
2. If you get tired just wait 10 minutes and go back at it.
3. The stranger you look the easier it is to get some.
4. You dont have to compliment the person who gave it to you.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it wont last nine months.
6. If you wear leather and chains, no one will think your kinky.
7. Doesnt matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
8. Less guilt the next morning from over-indulging.
9. Person you are with doesnt fantasize your someone else, you already are.
10. If you dont get what you want at one place you can always go next door to get more.
