- Joined
- Dec 16, 2004
- Location
- Palm Bay Florida
This is an old one but good one for all Nurses to know we are not perfect like most people lol.
Watch out we may use our pen on you next time.
Thermometer Jokes:
What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket?
"Some asshole has my pen!"
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.
Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?
She was taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
Watch out we may use our pen on you next time.
Thermometer Jokes:
What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket?
"Some asshole has my pen!"
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.
Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?
She was taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
