The worst things for sale....

[chayton]

So I came across this website (the title of this post dot com) and I've finding some pretty hilarious stuff in there. One of these just cracked me up, it's a book for sale on Amazon.



Here's a little excerpt:

The domino effect was dominating my novice mind in such a way that I was feeling un-alcoholic delirium tremens while looking at her bosom bumping out of her cleavage. I put my mouth there and started licking. I supported her with my hand to lay down there. Her figure was so appealing to me that I was slipping down to the bottom. My mirage-burnt heart desired more and more to kiss her entire body. And that made me slip down to her G spot.

My hand reached down her floss and then felt a soft touch of her labia majora while creeping through her pubic symphysis. From the back, I was still able to see her butt crack intoxicating me to have action gagnée. Her entire physic getting crammed up, was enticing me to give her Aussie kiss....

I had to stop there and wait til I hear from our pals in OZ more about this Aussie kissing...! Actually I think this would be a hilarious book, I'd like to see Charles Dance read it aloud...

Anyhow there are a couple of other books that are ridiculous but not as funny as this one.

And what makes it even more hilarious is one of the customer reviews - obviously a parody or sarcasm:

Enjoying many times pre-penetrating feelings before open kindle edition. Helloed upwelling feeling to reach down and self floss. Pleasure technology literature by "Da Vinci of Mumbai" goes to my face in fabulous method. Vagina was indeed mentally ill.

Also recommend book by Niranjan Jha that give power to me are:

English Speaking and Grammar
English Word Power
English Voice Accent Pronunciation
Be Millionaire Like Me