The things that you say while playing slots

[wanda5]

On the weekends my husband and I take turns doing $10 each sitting side by side watching as the other plays. Its really funny to me how we chat & the words we use. So what do you say to your pc while playing?

Besides all the swearing, we for some reason call a game a "SUCCUBUS" when it tricks you with a bunch of little wins at the start & then KILLS you with a massive run of ZERO. The one thing we say a lot too is "NOTHING HAS TO BE THIS MEAN" When you are watching your stats & you have not won at least your bet back in 20 spins. "why cant it give you just a little each time to keep it fun" & "I got killed FAST" "I'm a loser" if I lost my $10 while hes not watching or "I'm a non-profit" ...the best is "PROFIIIIIIT" and then the whole profit dance. Sometimes if its REALLY great PROFIT he will say "can we make out?" or "that deserves at least a boob grab" (men )


Also when on a no lose winning streak SUPER HIGH...yeah you all know the one...when you CANT LOSE & you hit EVERY BONUS ROUND... you will all the sudden find a game that NEVER PAYS & takes ALL of your winnings ...that is the "BUNK" one otherwise known as "THE MF-ER" usually NEVER to be played again...unless you are ME who always thinks..."maybe its about to hit" or "BUT I want it to give me SOME of my damn money back"

The other thing we say often is "How in the hell can you lose 15 in a row when there are 100 f-ing lines???"

Also "uh oh 1st spin win" that usually means trouble...it could be a possible "succubus"

Then there is the begging when you need three scatters and two pop up from the beginning "ple ple pleeeeeeease"

And typically when you get the bonus round in only 3-4 spins..."yeah i'm not countin on too much, it didn't make me work for it"

"this one is ALWAYS mean"

"this one is always mysteriously good to us ...wonder how long that will last"

"I am NEVER playing this one again!!"

"is it just me or did we STOP winning when we cashed out?"

"up it! up it! ooops sorry I really felt like you were gonna win"

ok thats all I can think of for NOW

 

[LaurieJim]

shoulda

woulda

coulda

my fav three words when gambling..............laurie

 

[slafs]

Since I usually play with a bonus, the first thing my wife always asks about is

"How much playthrough have you got left?"

EDIT. Normally followed by

"How much did you deposit?"

 

[BingoT]

Wanda5 we do the same as you.
Sit side by side.& do that $10 thing.

We play a lot of that Gold Rush or the Gobblers Gold & Baby Boomers.& Milk The B oh I mean Milk The Cow.
The Gold Rush we always say where is the Old B....... they die or something.They don't come up like they use to.
We say a lot You F....Old B..... (No Kids Around)
Sometimes I tap the screen and say You F....... I'm going to play something better.
This is the last time we are playing here but we go back lol.
We always have nice things we say to the screen.I just only hoped it listen to us at times.
At land based casino's the only thing we don't do is swear at it because people are around.

 

[winnitpikka]

hello, funnily enough my partner and i do something similar.

i like to do a stupid dance to the music makin up silly songs, passes the time and makes for a whole lot more fun.

maybe its me but the more embarrassing i behave at the time the more often i win lol

im always getting a slap off the mrs for bein a nob tho lol

 

[mistertee]

when i get 2 scatters and hoping for the third - i start yelling out free spins - boner !!- ding a ling a ling- ya know the bell that goes of !! ha ha lol

 

[heatherad]

I find myself saying only one thing..."why do I even bother"

 

[RoyallyFlushed]

"come on!! You've gotta be Effing kidding me"

 

[same_old]

My Girlfriend says " ohh for f&*k sake your not bloody gambling again are you"

I turn and say " it's ummmmmm play money"


She says, " you lieng prick"

end of conversation.

 

[suzecat]

Oh my! Are we allowed to say those words in here?

 

[heatherad]

My Girlfriend says " ohh for f&*k sake your not bloody gambling again are you"

I turn and say " it's ummmmmm play money"


She says, " you lieng prick"

end of conversation.

ROTFL

 

[mandy2650]

shoulda

woulda

coulda

my fav three words when gambling..............laurie

I say that too laurie bit I add BUT DIDNA on the end lol. I had to use my favourite tonight unfortunately - "should have zigged when I zagged" which means that I didnt up or lower my bets at the right time. Still, my managers bonus from inetbet lasted for over 2 hours which is a record for me and I had fun. Ty Emily

 

[RoyallyFlushed]

What words are bad? Bunk? F'ing? (could mean fricking), prick? (that's also what a dr. does when he gets blood from your finger) I just wanna be sure so I don't say the wrong word and get in trouble my first month here

 

[zebedy]

if i posted what i say when playing slots im sure id get instantly banned

 

[kauphy]

my husband does,nt play but if i get 4 of something i say gezzzzz could,nt have given me one more and then i tell my husband and he says slap the thing lol. and my little 3 year old comes up and sits on my lap and when i get 2 scatters she puts her hands together like she parying and say please please pllllllllease its so cute. no cussing caz we have nothing but kids running thought our house. but sometimes under my breath lol.

 

[winnitpikka]

my husband does,nt play but if i get 4 of something i say gezzzzz could,nt have given me one more and then i tell my husband and he says slap the thing lol. and my little 3 year old comes up and sits on my lap and when i get 2 scatters she puts her hands together like she parying and say please please pllllllllease its so cute. no cussing caz we have nothing but kids running thought our house. but sometimes under my breath lol.

lol i used to do that with my 2 for a while, til they wanted to play more than me....... uh oh, gambling kids at 5 and 9. so i stopped that, i dont even play when they are around anymore. my son was murder, you couldnt leave him alone at the pc or else he was on max bet every time the little sod lol

 

[Marcie Mac]

I don't say anything out loud if I can help it.

My parrot sits on a cabinet across from my computer desk, and he has the uncany ability NOT to mimic anything you are trying to teach him but WILL pick up various and assundry words that come out of ones mouth especially when one is on a losing streak.

Marcie

 

[same_old]

Well it is a forum for Adults so I didnt think the odd swear word matters.

I think I recall Bryan not really caring about the odd swear word

 

[Elizabeth]

I say the same thing over and over...."You lousy SOB"... while gritting my teeth. Do the song and dance thing, too, if I'm winning, but usually it's...you lousy SOB!: :sob:

 

[suzecat]

Oh my! Are we allowed to say those words in here?

CLARIFICATION ALERT CLARIFICATION ALERT

This post was in response to the OP's question about what I say as I am being ravaged by the casinos

 

[kauphy]

lol i used to do that with my 2 for a while, til they wanted to play more than me....... uh oh, gambling kids at 5 and 9. so i stopped that, i dont even play when they are around anymore. my son was murder, you couldnt leave him alone at the pc or else he was on max bet every time the little sod lol

thats so funny thats what my 3 year old does but she knows where the bottons r to lower and make the bet higher. she saw me get up one day and she ran and jumped in my seat and started clicking and as i was watching her she moved it over and clicked it until it was on max bet and then moved it back over and strated clicking the spin botton again. thats when i gabed her and said whoa what do you think ur doing. i sometimes let her play in fun mode caz she likes dino might and belive it or not we have made a learning thing out of it 2. when i play video poker she will tell me the cards that come up like thats a number 10 mom or thats a nine. i know alot of people would think thats strange. but shes very good at it and has learned alot of her numbers that way.

 

[LOOKAWAY]

The only thing i say on a regular basis when things get lousy> throw me a bone, Then i say bone thrown if it comes in.

 

[Mick114]

I find the lower my bankroll/deposit gets the nastier the cuss words become.That's what I do when I'm losing.I'm not proud of it but I know pretty much every cuss word going and probably made up a few "originals".When I keep getting two scatters endlessly it's like...would it kill you do give me some free stinkin spins......I'll only lose the money anyways for god's sake.When i do happen to hit some free spins I chant "winner winner chicken dinner" with every spin.I wonder why my wife looks at me kinda strange

 

[winbig]

I can't comment on what I say most of the time.....if I did, I'd get banned

 

[funky_seagull]

just one more go...

boll**ks

 

[Jasminebed]

Retriggers get "Yeah Baby" in my most shagadelic accent.

And sometimes I say "for cripes' sakes" if I get a bonus with a really lousy pay.