the pharmacist and the condom

[LaurieJim]

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there's no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it's a good thing. The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, and once again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest of the pharmacist. What's so funny about buying a rubber, anyway? So he tells his clerk, "If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes." Sure enough, the next day the laugher is back. He buys the condom, starts cracking up, then leaves. The pharmacist tells his clerk to go follow the guy. About an hour later, the clerk comes back to the store."Did you follow him? Where did he go?" asks the pharmacist.The clerk replies "Your house.":D

 

[BingoT]

Condom Coupon
This entitles Virginia Tech students to
For $5* at the Schiffert Health Center Pharmacy
Instructions:
1. Complete: VT STUDENT ID# ___________________ and LAST, FIRST NAME __________________________
2. Indicate payment method: _____Bill through Accounts Receivable _____Pay Cash or Check ___Hokie Passport
3. At the pharmacy window, pass this completed coupon to the pharmacist and have a seat.
4. The pharmacist will place the condoms in an unmarked paper bag and call you when ready.
5. If youre paying today, the Pharmacist will instruct you about how to complete the transaction.
6. Youre done. Simple, easy, no embarassment. * $5.25 Total Price w/TAX. 9/05

 

[happygobrokey]

i'm no longer going where i used to go, but i fully intend to grab a couple handfuls of free rubbers once my fun novelty ones i bought run out. i still have a student card even though i'm temporarily not studying!

 

[BingoT]

i'm no longer going where i used to go, but i fully intend to grab a couple handfuls of free rubbers once my fun novelty ones i bought run out. i still have a student card even though i'm temporarily not studying!

How the hell do you get a rubber on a

 

[happygobrokey]

you tell me, you flicking clint! what kind of a cheap shot is that? are the people you play monopoly with that dirty you need to wrap your thimble? you tempt my wrath t!

now in answer to your question, you just drop it in. thimble diameter is less than half that of your standard rubber. what's so hard to fathom?

.......truth told, in the moment we haven't been taking such precautions recently, but i wipe the juice off prior to entry...hope no one reads this...

 

[BingoT]

Oh I see
Put this on your head We know you are one

I still like ya your a great kid.

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[happygobrokey]

on tv the other day i saw people having a race to see who could wrap a condom over their head and blow it up by their nose til it explodes.

 

[BingoT]

on tv the other day i saw people having a race to see who could wrap a condom over their head and blow it up by their nose til it explodes.

And Happy came in first place too.
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