Ok, I still havent said what the worst thing I ever tasted was. Believe it or not it was something that was supposed to make my breath smell better.
Years ago I was meeting a woman at a restaurant for dinner. We were both quite busy at the time and decided to hook up there for a meal and then carry on with our evenings. I decided since I was there first, I would use the washroom before she arrived. In this washroom was a coin machine on the wall with condoms and breath fresheners and single use toothbrushes. Yes it was a classy place. Well, since I hadnt eaten yet and she didnt seem like the kind of woman who would require condoms at the diner table, I chose the breath fresheners. I popped the package in my pocket and did my business. After leaving the washroom I noticed she had arrived and had sat at a table. I popped one of the breath fresheners in my mouth and started chewing it up as I sat down across from her. Apparently youre not supposed to chew these things. The warning not to do this should really be a lot bolder on the package. In fact the warning should start with something like Whatever you do Or they should just name them Do not chews I was looking her right in the eyes when I realized these things taste like some kind of mixture of earwax and Varsol. She asked if I was ok. I said Yes And I tossed the pack on the table and said here, chew one of these. She was too smart for me. She refused.
Years ago I was meeting a woman at a restaurant for dinner. We were both quite busy at the time and decided to hook up there for a meal and then carry on with our evenings. I decided since I was there first, I would use the washroom before she arrived. In this washroom was a coin machine on the wall with condoms and breath fresheners and single use toothbrushes. Yes it was a classy place. Well, since I hadnt eaten yet and she didnt seem like the kind of woman who would require condoms at the diner table, I chose the breath fresheners. I popped the package in my pocket and did my business. After leaving the washroom I noticed she had arrived and had sat at a table. I popped one of the breath fresheners in my mouth and started chewing it up as I sat down across from her. Apparently youre not supposed to chew these things. The warning not to do this should really be a lot bolder on the package. In fact the warning should start with something like Whatever you do Or they should just name them Do not chews I was looking her right in the eyes when I realized these things taste like some kind of mixture of earwax and Varsol. She asked if I was ok. I said Yes And I tossed the pack on the table and said here, chew one of these. She was too smart for me. She refused.

