The Casinomeister Bar and Grill

[Jono777]

0.65 that time

Time for another beer I think.

Cheers Barman!

 

[goatwack]

0.65 that time

Time for another beer I think.

Cheers Barman!

£2.50 here. Another couple of quid and I could cobble together another pipe dream DOA mini session

 

[geordiecolin]

0.65 that time

Time for another beer I think.

Cheers Barman!

As much as that?
I got 0.05
<--- There's your beer mate.
This is everyones bar so anyone can pull the pumps

Thank god that no ones asked for grub. I can't be arsed to fire the grill up.

 

[Jono777]

Excelled myself this time 0.10, I'm going to bed lol!

 

[geordiecolin]

Excelled myself this time 0.10, I'm going to bed lol!

83p here. Thank feck the ale in here is free!

I got myself stuck behind these lot for half an hour today. I was furious.

 

[mimi26]

I will have a triple vodka and coke please, been screwed again by slots st GUTS!!!


MG can fook right of!

 

[geordiecolin]

I will have a triple vodka and coke please, been screwed again by slots st GUTS!!!


MG can fook right of!

Its great to see a ballsy lady in the house. Nothing worse than feeling screwed!

Triple Vodka and coke coming up --- > (_)? On the house

Any requests for the jukebox?

 

[mimi26]

Its great to see a ballsy lady in the house. Nothing worse than feeling screwed!

Triple Vodka and coke coming up --- > (_)? On the house

Any requests for the jukebox?

yep Never Again, by Kelly Clarkson!!

Now is that drink totally free or is there a slot somewhere to deposit some bollocks

 

[geordiecolin]

yep Never Again, by Kelly Clarkson!!

Now is that drink totally free or is there a slot somewhere to deposit some bollocks

Feel free to deposit your bollix wherever you wish too

Here is Kelly.

 

[geordiecolin]

The Bar is open to celebrate Brian's birthday. Help yourselves and make sure to order Bryan a beer or Whisky.Stick a few tunes on and post a few funnies or whatever. I'll be back later.
For Bryan. On the house

 

[TNY]

Red can please, oh its a beer from australia it comes in a red can emu export.

Ok then I'll just have a peroni.

What this? Oh it's just one of my trophies. I've been going through my trophy room and thought I would donate this one to the bar and grill. You can see more on my blog Link Outdated / Removed

I'm very proud of my trophies and achievements. They mean much more to me than big wins or any kind of free spin bonus. Must cost the casinos a fortune making all these trophies and shipping around the world to their players.

Happy Birthday Bryan and anyone else who shares a birthday today. I hope you all have really big wins and not the way a casino would descibe big wins but actually a really big win.

 

[Nicola]

Evening all

I'm out with the girls tonight so will will have a shot (or two) to celebrate the birthday boy

 

[geordiecolin]

Evening all

I'm out with the girls tonight so will will have a shot (or two) to celebrate the birthday boy

Hello and welcome Nicola. Hows about a double Old Taylor Bourbon? I'm sure that Brian would approve? Having something to eat to soak up the booze? Its on the house

Stick something on the jukebox to liven the place up?

Nice legs BTW

 

[Jono777]

Ahh super Col, glad you got this place open tonight

See you got my 'usual' ready, proper cure for my super fast bust just at the 'Local Casino'

 

[geordiecolin]

Ahh super Col, glad you got this place open tonight

See you got my 'usual' ready, proper cure for my super fast bust just at the 'Local Casino'

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Get it down ya mate. I have had a retched month with my depositing so I have to abstain until the end of the month.

But I have stumbled across some fantastic old school UK gangster and hard men interviews on Youtube to keep me occupied for a while to replace the time

 

[Jasminebed]

Happy Sunday all. Can someone make me a Bloody Caesar and some bacon and eggs? If you don't have Clamato, I'll take a Bloody Mary instead, extra spicy.

 

[jjezebel37]

I popped in last night and no one here, not even a good ole lock in.

All faders...drink more break fluid

 

[jjezebel37]

Happy Sunday all. Can someone make me a Bloody Caesar and some bacon and eggs? If you don't have Clamato, I'll take a Bloody Mary instead, extra spicy.

Whats a bloody caesar?

 

[Jasminebed]

It's like a Bloody Mary, but with Tomato/Clam juice instead of just tomato juice. It's one of the most popular cocktails in Canada, especially for brunch. You can make your own using tomato juice and some clam nectar which you should be able to find in your supermarket. According to Wikipedia, Canadians consume about 350 million of them a year. That's 10 for every man woman and child

 

[jjezebel37]

It's like a Bloody Mary, but with Tomato/Clam juice instead of just tomato juice. It's one of the most popular cocktails in Canada, especially for brunch. You can make your own using tomato juice and some clam nectar which you should be able to find in your supermarket. According to Wikipedia, Canadians consume about 350 million of them a year. That's 10 for every man woman and child

Ive never seen clam nectar sold in the UK but I'll have a look. Sounds good!

 

[Jasminebed]

Ive never seen clam nectar sold in the UK but I'll have a look. Sounds good!

It's intense stuff, so use about 1 part clam nectar to 4 parts tomato juice. Rimming your glass with celery salt is an important part of the pleasure of one too.

Clam nectar will add a nice touch to any red sauce with seafood for pasta too.

It comes in a fairly small bottle most times, and you'd find it either in the aisle with juices, or with the canned fish.

 

[geordiecolin]

It's intense stuff, so use about 1 part clam nectar to 4 parts tomato juice. Rimming your glass with celery salt is an important part of the pleasure of one too.

Clam nectar will add a nice touch to any red sauce with seafood for pasta too.

It comes in a fairly small bottle most times, and you'd find it either in the aisle with juices, or with the canned fish.

Clam Nectar and rimming seems like quite the combo

My god its been some time. I thought someone else would open the bar from time to time

Anyone fancy a drink?

 

[goatwack]

Clam Nectar and rimming seems like quite the combo

My god its been some time. I thought someone else would open the bar from time to time

Anyone fancy a drink?

Got any steroids? I'm off to the gymnasium in a minute.

One must stay ahead of the competition

 

[geordiecolin]

Got any steroids? I'm off to the gymnasium in a minute.

One must stay ahead of the competition

I've not been to the gym for a few years due to med probs but once I have finished the physio I'm having I'll get back to it as well as playing squash.
Anyhoo. My Cheltenham super yankee today Moonracer win 9/4 le perezien 8/13 fox norton 5/2 all won and now I'm waiting for Winter escape and Looksnowlikebrian



 

[Jd666]

Hopefully I will be in here raising a glass next Sunday (MOT)

Or maybe I will try one of these other bars.

Hmmmm.... which one

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[geordiecolin]

Hopefully I will be in here raising a glass next Sunday (MOT)

Or maybe I will try one of these other bars.

Hmmmm.... which one

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The Leeds v Newcastle game?

Don't believe that Newcastle folk are as ugly as those. I've never gone to sleep with an ugly women in Newcastle but I have woke up with a few

 

[Jd666]

The Leeds v Newcastle game?

Don't believe that Newcastle folk are as ugly as those. I've never gone to sleep with an ugly women in Newcastle but I have woke up with a few

I'm thinking of taking a week or 2 off from the forum.

Starting next Sunday

 

[Jd666]

Meanwhile...

At Ikea in Manchester

 

[goatwack]

Hopefully I will be in here raising a glass next Sunday (MOT)

Or maybe I will try one of these other bars.

Hmmmm.... which one

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Well I made it halfway down at least.

Gonna be hard explaining why splooge just randomly flew onto the monitor

 

[geordiecolin]

I'm thinking of taking a week or 2 off from the forum.

Starting next Sunday

It must be on live tv. Its a novelty to watch Toon games live on tv now their in the lower league. I promise to be gentle afterwards

 

[geordiecolin]

Meanwhile...

At Ikea in Manchester

Meanwhile in Crawley

 

[goatwack]

Meanwhile in Crawley

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This guy definitely wanted to vote for 'Bricks-it'.

Shame it took him five months to get to the polling station.

 

[geordiecolin]

This guy definitely wanted to vote for 'Bricks-it'.

Shame it took him five months to get to the polling station.

He lost direction and now they are being used to build a wall in Mexico,so I heard

 

[goatwack]

Jesus Colin, let's inject some life into this place.

Here's a classic

 

[geordiecolin]

Ha ha ha.That ^^^ Was hilarious. I genuinely cried laughing

This is more of an excuse to see Katy than anything else.

Whats your poison? On the house

 

[Jono777]

A pint of Carling in one of those 2 pint glasses please

 

[geordiecolin]

A pint of Carling in one of those 2 pint glasses please

Coming up

I can't stand the guy but I love this

 

[geordiecolin]

This is the grooms speech from a wedding we catered for in the back room of the bar and grill recently

 

[Jd666]

And heres a word from our sponsor

 

[geordiecolin]

And heres a word from our sponsor

That's class. I used to like x factor and idol but they have become more and more staged and manipulating over the years. I love watching people blow the audience away with amazing performances but I can't be arsed to watch these days.
Here is a class performance from years ago. She sang it for her own little one

And here's a beer, on the house

 

[Jono777]

Never watched these (Un)reality type programmes.

Did however used to actually like Dermot O Leary until X- Factor go ttheir claws well n truly into him, now he's a total ass.

Pop Idol was the one, not interested in the acts etc but used to like watching Pete Waterman virtually have an on screen heart attack or breakdown, he used to change colour like the Incredible Hulk, only Red

 

[geordiecolin]

Never watched these (Un)reality type programmes.

Did however used to actually like Dermot O Leary until X- Factor go ttheir claws well n truly into him, now he's a total ass.

Pop Idol was the one, not interested in the acts etc but used to like watching Pete Waterman virtually have an on screen heart attack or breakdown, he used to change colour like the Incredible Hulk, only Red

Sorry Jon I din't see you post that.

I used to watch them with my girls when they where little. We gave the acts marks out of ten and my youngest would give the acts 10000 out of 100

Just to get into the festive spirit some drag queen's have just hit the bar

 

[Jd666]

Should you tell her or shall I?

 

[geordiecolin]

Should you tell her or shall I?

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Well,he looks rather pleased with himself!

 

[jetset]

A classic....having a good chuckle here!

 

[geordiecolin]

A classic....having a good chuckle here!

Maybe we should pick a quiet night and have a proper knees up in the bar complete with lots of festivities and shenanigans

 

[Jd666]

Something to wake us lads up on a Monday morning

[video]http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/rita-ora-flashes-boobs-bum-9383481[/video]

 

[Jd666]

Best advent calendar ever :notworthy:

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[Jd666]

Time for that early morning cuppa

 

[Jono777]

Pmsl! - Mmmmmm can't beat that first cup of warm piss, get the day started!