The Casinomeister Bar and Grill

[Harry_BKK]

Enough for today lads.... 2:40am here. Off to bed now ..... ZZZZZZzzzzzzz

 

[Jono777]

Enough for today lads.... 2:40am here. Off to bed now ..... ZZZZZZzzzzzzz

Good night matey,

Off to dream about 'Super Tuesdays' and all those high value FS we have to look forward to tomorrow.

VS, CL, Guts, Can't wait

 

[geordiecolin]

Enough for today lads.... 2:40am here. Off to bed now ..... ZZZZZZzzzzzzz

Easy as you go Harry. Don't be tempted by those girls on the corner and pop in for a full English in the morning.
On the house

 

[geordiecolin]

Is it too early to chat unofficially about the casinomeister annual awards? Best win? Worst new slot of the year?Best new slot of the year? Best promo deal? Worst promo deal? Best free spins withdrawal? Best NDB cashout? Any suggestions for awards?

 

[Jono777]

Probably too early matey. I think Bryan likes to start the ball rolling on that one

Will be a very interesting read when we get there this year, that's for sure.

This however will be a contender for 'Best banter and none slot related thread'

 

[goatwack]

Is it too early to chat unofficially about the casinomeister annual awards? Best win? Worst new slot of the year?Best new slot of the year? Best promo deal? Worst promo deal? Best free spins withdrawal? Best NDB cashout? Any suggestions for awards?

This is the best Casinomeister Bar & Grill thread I've ever seen, so that's worth an award or two

 

[lotusch]

Hahahaha great thread...Gonna follow this closely...

For now I'd settle for a wodka&red bull please...
Maybe a bag of those delicious new bacon&red sauce crisps from Walkers...

 

[secret2]

I love this place!

I'm hungry and thirsty!

When you're open again, I would like a Rib-eye steak with steamed Cauliflower. And just stick a bottle of Vodka with an Ice bucket and flavored Seltzer water. Any flavor. I'm not too fussy.

Thanks.

(Hmmmm, in the meantime, what shall I listen to? I think a little Slowhand. )

Awesome place!

Btw , I like my steak seared on the outside and medium rare.

 

[goatwack]

Hahahaha great thread...Gonna follow this closely...

For now I'd settle for a wodka&red bull please...
Maybe a bag of those delicious new bacon&red sauce crisps from Walkers...

Why are you late? We said eight o'clock!

You're buying!

 

[lotusch]

Why are you late? We said eight o'clock!

You're buying!

Lulz,must have missed that part...

Ok rounds on me then for the next 5 minutes.

 

[geordiecolin]

Probably too early matey. I think Bryan likes to start the ball rolling on that one

Will be a very interesting read when we get there this year, that's for sure.

This however will be a contender for 'Best banter and none slot related thread'

That's fair enough. This bar is totally complimentary with the food,drinks and jukebox on the house. Anyone can get behind the bar.

Whats your poison because no one is supping?

 

[Jono777]

I'll go easy on you then, Just half a Carling. Feeling a bit woozy after all that dancing earlier and those beautiful 'Ladies' have work me right out.

 

[geordiecolin]

Hahahaha great thread...Gonna follow this closely...

For now I'd settle for a wodka&red bull please...
Maybe a bag of those delicious new bacon&red sauce crisps from Walkers...

Heres your Vodi and red buddy. Have you tasted the sausage and brown sauce or the Ham and Mustard ones? They both smell and taste like rotting flesh

 

[goatwack]

I fully expect Colin to be here tomorrow to listen to my slot woes, bartender style.

No doubt I'll be bottling a few people after DOA humbles my bankroll

 

[Jono777]

I fully expect Colin to be here tomorrow to listen to my slot woes, bartender style.

No doubt I'll be bottling a few people after DOA humbles my bankroll

Slotting, on payday eve? - what a luxury

 

[geordiecolin]

I love this place!

I'm hungry and thirsty!

When you're open again, I would like a Rib-eye steak with steamed Cauliflower. And just stick a bottle of Vodka with an Ice bucket and flavored Seltzer water. Any flavor. I'm not too fussy.

Thanks.

(Hmmmm, in the meantime, what shall I listen to? I think a little Slowhand. )

Awesome place!

Btw , I like my steak seared on the outside and medium rare.

Your wish is my command buddy. There's your bottles,heres some slowhand and your grubs on the burners.

 

[lotusch]

Heres your Vodi and red buddy. Have you tasted the sausage and brown sauce or the Ham and Mustard ones? They both smell and taste like rotting flesh

The sausage and brown sauce one is VILE and RANK.
Where is the sausage flavour in it?

I really only like the bacon and red sauce one is this particular batch.

They had a few nice ones last year tho.

 

[geordiecolin]

Lulz,must have missed that part...

Ok rounds on me then for the next 5 minutes.

Judging by your winner vids you can afford to finance this joint for a week

 

[geordiecolin]

I'll go easy on you then, Just half a Carling. Feeling a bit woozy after all that dancing earlier and those beautiful 'Ladies' have work me right out.

Ermm,mate,you seem to be wearing one of those "ladies" wigs!

 

[geordiecolin]

I fully expect Colin to be here tomorrow to listen to my slot woes, bartender style.

No doubt I'll be bottling a few people after DOA humbles my bankroll

 

[Jono777]

Ermm,mate,you seem to be wearing one of those "ladies" wigs!

Bollox! - I'm seriously going to have to go and sleep this off!

Look forward to the official opening tomorrow and thanks for the 'VIP' invite tonight, to probably the best bar n grill in the world!

 

[geordiecolin]

Bollox! - I'm seriously going to have to go and sleep this off!

Look forward to the official opening tomorrow and thanks for the 'VIP' invite tonight, to probably the best bar n grill in the world!

Sleep well mate and if there's no one here next time just help yaself. I don't want to be serving all the time!
Maybe we can consider getting sky or satelite tv in here? What stations should we get ?

 

[lotusch]

Judging by your winner vids you can afford to finance this joint for a week

Mate,don't go there...
I had a fantastic 8 week winning streak but that ended about 3 weeks ago...
Slowly pumping dosh back into the slots...

Gorilla's go Wild have killed my bankrolls the last few times I played it...

 

[Jd666]

Bottle of newcy brown please.
Cos I like scottish beer

 

[geordiecolin]

Mate,don't go there...
I had a fantastic 8 week winning streak but that ended about 3 weeks ago...
Slowly pumping dosh back into the slots...

Gorilla's go Wild have killed my bankrolls the last few times I played it...

Ahh. When Sapphire Rooms started last year I gave them a bash despite there not being many slots to choose from. Being new to this mallarky last year I didn't recognise that some games need building up to improve your chances of hitting better winners. Gorilla's go wild was the slot I chose to play there. I lost count of the hundreds I pumped into it. I never played it since and never went back to that casino. Was that your experience with that slot?

 

[RichyJ75]

Drinks are on me (well, the virtual kind!) as September has been profitable for me so far!

Music - Iron Maiden - Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter (I put this on the juke box the very first time I went to the pub and bought some booze!)

Food - has to be steak and chips with the trimmings

Oh, do we need some pound coins to put in the pint glass being circulated by a nice young lady?!?!? Those who know, know!

 

[geordiecolin]

Bottle of newcy brown please.
Cos I like scottish beer

Did you know that back in the day there was a ward at Newcastle infirmary that was dedicated to broon drinkers? It used to be so lethal that it sent folk insane !

 

[Jd666]

I love the stuff.
Well, when I occasionally drink that is, which I will be doing in sunny Brid this week.
Which is in England lol.
Trouble is, I then need to go on the JD

Did you know that back in the day there was a ward at Newcastle infirmary that was dedicated to broon drinkers? It used to be so lethal that it sent folk insane !

 

[Jono777]

Sleep well mate and if there's no one here next time just help yaself. I don't want to be serving all the time!
Maybe we can consider getting sky or satelite tv in here? What stations should we get ?

Cheers Col

Sky Sports, Sky Sports News (gotta love a bit of Jeff) and a few of 'those' channels maybe??

 

[geordiecolin]

Drinks are on me (well, the virtual kind!) as September has been profitable for me so far!

Music - Iron Maiden - Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter (I put this on the juke box the very first time I went to the pub and bought some booze!)

Food - has to be steak and chips with the trimmings

Oh, do we need some pound coins to put in the pint glass being circulated by a nice young lady?!?!? Those who know, know!

Congrats on your winnings buddy. Ill have a Guinness tyvm. Your grubs on the burners and here is your tune. If the jukebox doesn't start just kick the bottom of it gently

 

[geordiecolin]

I love the stuff.
Well, when I occasionally drink that is, which I will be doing in sunny Brid this week.
Which is in England lol.
Trouble is, I then need to go on the JD

Mixing broon with shorts or even other beers is lethal. You are liable to end up at a Newcastle game with no cloths on singing the baydon races on a cold night in midwinter.

* Blushes*

 

[geordiecolin]

Cheers Col

Sky Sports, Sky Sports News (gotta love a bit of Jeff) and a few of 'those' channels maybe??

I happen to know a bloke who can sort out a few choice foreign encrypted channels. But viewing those will have to be restricted for lock ins

 

[lotusch]

Ahh. When Sapphire Rooms started last year I gave them a bash despite there not being many slots to choose from. Being new to this mallarky last year I didn't recognise that some games need building up to improve your chances of hitting better winners. Gorilla's go wild was the slot I chose to play there. I lost count of the hundreds I pumped into it. I never played it since and never went back to that casino. Was that your experience with that slot?

It just does not pay...Whatever free spin feature I choose...
Have unlocked them all but whatever I pick,nothing hits...
Sticky wilds? Do they exist?
More wilds? O really? Not here!

I know it can hit big and I tend not to give up on it so hopefully I can post a big win video one day soon!

But also the base game pays are horrible.. 0.2 - 1.5x stake hits..

But if I bite into a slot I keep playing it every time I do a reload of my bankroll as I still do believe lady RTP always delivers back,even if it takes 50.000 spins!

 

[geordiecolin]

My daughters used to love this song and we would sing along to it together. I was blissfully unaware of how filthy it actually is!


This group are brilliant and this is live. There are dozens in the band. Well worth checking out on youtube.

 

[geordiecolin]

It just does not pay...Whatever free spin feature I choose...
Have unlocked them all but whatever I pick,nothing hits...
Sticky wilds? Do they exist?
More wilds? O really? Not here!

I know it can hit big and I tend not to give up on it so hopefully I can post a big win video one day soon!

But also the base game pays are horrible.. 0.2 - 1.5x stake hits..

But if I bite into a slot I keep playing it every time I do a reload of my bankroll as I still do believe lady RTP always delivers back,even if it takes 50.000 spins!

Thats my attitude too despite others saying that I should move on. But I had to in the end because it was wiping me out. I don't think I have ever seen a big winner video from that slot?

 

[goatwack]

My daughters used to love this song and we would sing along to it together. I was blissfully unaware of how filthy it actually is!


This group are brilliant and this is live. There are dozens in the band. Well worth checking out on youtube.



I prefer the original, cough, I mean the original song was alright I suppose

 

[geordiecolin]

I prefer the original, cough, I mean the original song was alright I suppose

I think that Aqua where a pretty decent band looking back on there other tracks.
Underestimated bands/artists?
I think that Kate Bush could have been huge in America if she had of wanted too.

 

[lotusch]

Thats my attitude too despite others saying that I should move on. But I had to in the end because it was wiping me out. I don't think I have ever seen a big winner video from that slot?

Seldom indeed..
But there is a few on youtube like this one:



So it can pay!

 

[RichyJ75]

I think that Kate Bush could have been huge in America if she had of wanted too.

Nahhh, she'd still be 4 foot 2 inches tall over there as well !

Mind you, a few burgers, half a cow and chips and unlimited Coke would certainly make her huge in America!

 

[goatwack]

I think that Aqua where a pretty decent band looking back on there other tracks.
Underestimated bands/artists?
I think that Kate Bush could have been huge in America if she had of wanted too.

Despite everything, I don't think Oasis were ever truly appreciated by the industry, and god only knows why America never took to them

 

[geordiecolin]

Seldom indeed..
But there is a few on youtube like this one
So it can pay!

Wow.
I noticed that the player had unlocked all of the features. It takes a lot of spinning to do that in my experience.

 

[geordiecolin]

Nahhh, she'd still be 4 foot 2 inches tall over there as well !

Mind you, a few burgers, half a cow and chips and unlimited Coke would certainly make her huge in America!

PMSL. That made me laugh. Shes piled on the weight now but in her day she was beautiful as well as being brilliant IMO

 

[geordiecolin]

Despite everything, I don't think Oasis were ever truly appreciated by the industry, and god only knows why America never took to them

Funnily enough I didn't take to them much until after their hayday. Now I think they did some great stuff.

 

[lotusch]

Wow.
I noticed that the player had unlocked all of the features. It takes a lot of spinning to do that in my experience.

I have all features unlocked too...
That was not too hard,took me about an hour of playing the slot lol...

It just did not pay!! (YET)

 

[RichyJ75]

PMSL. That made me laugh. Shes piled on the weight now but in her day she was beautiful as well as being brilliant IMO

Yep, she is certainly unique, weird and wacky. The Wuthering Heights song is great and she can strut her stuff rather well. Just done a search for 'Bush' on Google Images - excuse me as I have quite a few pictures to look at and may be a while ....... !

 

[geordiecolin]

Yep, she is certainly unique, weird and wacky. The Wuthering Heights song is great and she can strut her stuff rather well. Just done a search for 'Bush' on Google Images - excuse me as I have quite a few pictures to look at and may be a while ....... !

Ha ha ha. Stop it or I'll wake the house and next door up!

 

[geordiecolin]

I have all features unlocked too...
That was not too hard,took me about an hour of playing the slot lol...

It just did not pay!! (YET)

It took me a lot of deposits and time and kicking the cat yet I still didn't unlock the last one

 

[geordiecolin]

The free bar is open all night but while I'm here anyone fancy a drink? A tune on the jukebox maybe?

 

[Harry_BKK]

Good morning, I'll have that Full English now Colin....ta

10 pages in a few hours, this thread qualifies for the "fastest growing thread 2016" award.

 

[Steviedoo]

I need a drink after watching that presidential debate in the USA....vodka on ice. Pls. And thank you.