The Casinomeister Bar and Grill

[geordiecolin]

I did not know where to put this so I will put it here. I woke up this morning still drunk and I have not been like this since I don't know when. I had to go through my online history to learn what I had done and where I had visited. Thankfully my drunken stupor was very kind to me and I must have had the nous to know when to move on because I seem to have woke up in profit in all the online casinos I visited.
But my guess is that it could have been so much different. It has scared me what I could have done and lost.
Has anyone else woke up not knowing what they have done? I went to the shops just there while obviously still pissed to even the most casual observer. My shame!

 

[TheAddict]

I'd be lying if i said it has only happened to me once.
What spirit was it? ;p

 

[dionysus]

Thnakfully, no - I might have hazy recollections on some details but a black out, no - I'd hang up the bottle for sure (were it to happen to me)

 

[geordiecolin]

I'd be lying if i said it has only happened to me once.
What spirit was it? ;p

Vodka. I've not drank so much for years and I doubt that I will ever drink as much again.

 

[robby811]

I did not know where to put this so I will put it here. I woke up this morning still drunk and I have not been like this since I don't know when. I had to go through my online history to learn what I had done and where I had visited. Thankfully my drunken stupor was very kind to me and I must have had the nous to know when to move on because I seem to have woke up in profit in all the online casinos I visited.
But my guess is that it could have been so much different. It has scared me what I could have done and lost.
Has anyone else woke up not knowing what they have done? I went to the shops just there while obviously still pissed to even the most casual observer. My shame!

One time it happend to me because of too much Jägermeister, since then only beer as much as i could and never happend with that like it was with harder alk

 

[TheAddict]

That'll do it. Evil stuff. Rarely ever drink spirits anymore myself, not been "drunk" on them in over 10 years.

 

[geordiecolin]

That'll do it. Evil stuff. Rarely ever drink spirits anymore myself, not been "drunk" on them in over 10 years.

I avoid gassy stuff so I am a bit restricted to what I drink. Vodka usually leaves me hangover free.Obviously there is a limit to that rule. Early night for me!

 

[goatwack]

I almost hit the bottle too after seeing Newcastle's powerhouse performance against the mighty West Ham

 

[TheAddict]

best way to remove the gassy burps imo is take a deep breath hold it in, but holding breath with slight outwards pressure rather than holding breath inwards and wait for an uhhm.. unexpected eruption.

If that makes like, any sense at all, like..

Alot of gassy shit out there thats for sure.

 

[geordiecolin]

I almost hit the bottle too after seeing Newcastle's powerhouse performance against the mighty West Ham

I was too busy to watch it,thank god! Just as I thought we had turned a corner!

 

[goatwack]

I was too busy to watch it,thank god! Just as I thought we had turned a corner!

Benitez took off Ritchie on 53 minutes when he was by far our best player, and put on the player feared throughout Europe, 'Atsu'

What a masterstroke. What a tactician.

 

[geordiecolin]

All round to the bar and grill here for your Christmas dinner. On the house!

 

[TheAddict]

My my, you've changed a bit since your profile pic m8. at least now you know what happened fri night!
Funny shit haha

 

[geordiecolin]

My my, you've changed a bit since your profile pic m8. at least now you know what happened fri night!
Funny shit haha

Just preparing the bread sauce

 

[TheAddict]

Lmao.. im not a fan of cheese so ill pass

 

[geordiecolin]

Lmao.. im not a fan of cheese so ill pass

No wise cracks about the Chipolata TYVM

 

[Jasminebed]

I decided spending a couple of hundred on booze this month instead of on slots was a wise choice.

So here I am at the pub, as none of it is beer. Pour me a frosty mug full of something blonde on tap please. Getting into the eggnog is not a good plan.

I suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder, and this is a rough time of year. I am medicated, which does help. But my sleep is out of sync again, and I have the attention span of a gnat. Not really enjoying the slots much even, can’t find anything I want to watch on Netflix. My back hurts more than usual today (although I do know why).

Here’s a few quid, someone pick out something upbeat for the jukebox please.

 

[dionysus]

I decided spending a couple of hundred on booze this month instead of on slots was a wise choice.

So here I am at the pub, as none of it is beer. Pour me a frosty mug full of something blonde on tap please. Getting into the eggnog is not a good plan.

I suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder, and this is a rough time of year. I am medicated, which does help. But my sleep is out of sync again, and I have the attention span of a gnat. Not really enjoying the slots much even, can’t find anything I want to watch on Netflix. My back hurts more than usual today (although I do know why).

Here’s a few quid, someone pick out something upbeat for the jukebox please.

I hears ya - dropped some casino win into the home bar for the holidays, but itching to go out to the corner pub and have a few brew - will likely walk my ass down in a couple hours (after pre drinking at home to minimize the bar tab)

long distance cheers to you Jazzy

 

[Jasminebed]

Just got a call from one of my girlfriends, she and beer will be here around 8. I still enjoy company, although I will probably toss her out early.

Was way too short on sleep last night because of an early appointment today.

 

[dionysus]

Just got a call from one of my girlfriends, she and beer will be here around 8. I still enjoy company, although I will probably toss her out early.

.

your girlfriend is happy she isnt bringing rye or tequila

 

[Jasminebed]

Well, I got rye. But no limes. Guest has went home, tenant made an appearance to join us briefly, and I am just started on my third beer. Mood is much better than earlier, but I am glad to be able to be more comfortable than my kitchen chairs.

I asked for some upbeat music, but no one has yet posted.

Since the old Buzzluck (not to be confused with the Clubworld Buzzluck, now part of a rogue group) surfaced in the CM advent calendar, this one is for Ian. They played this on live feed during technical difficulties.

 

[goatwack]

A good remedy for when you want to abstain from slots, been playing Football Manager 2019 the last week, saved me a bomb

Best thing about it is its realism, but nothing beats its ultra-realistic pointless 'extra' they've included when creating your own likeness

Here's me, managing Fulham:

Mourinho, watch out

 

[Jasminebed]

Nothing better than settling at your local late afternoon on Christmas Eve. Maybe hit a couple on your way home from shopping. What is done is done, and what is not done is no longer possible. Have a drink, maybe it is even on the house.

This time last year I was in Cuba. It was the first Christmas Day I spent with other people in a long time.

I managed to buy a bag of frozen Langoustines a couple of weeks ago. UK would know them as Dublin Bay Prawns, and Norway lobster in Scandavia, scampi in Italy. A rare treat here, one I have not had in years. After the dead lobster a couple of years ago, and taxi fare to go get it, sacrificing a live lobster to the garlic butter God’s is off my list. I am land based, so a few things are always frozen. Frozen King Crab legs are wonderful too. I could not feed a big Xmas gathering crustaceans, but I can afford to indulge me.

My parents used to have us leave Santa a short whiskey, as he had been delivering toys for the past 18 hours. He was milk and cookies out. Santa is so polite he ate all of them.

In case you want to know when to expect Santa, check out noradsanta.org. Seems like he will be in Norway in about 4 mins.

 

[robby811]

A good remedy for when you want to abstain from slots, been playing Football Manager 2019 the last week, saved me a bomb

Best thing about it is its realism, but nothing beats its ultra-realistic pointless 'extra' they've included when creating your own likeness

Here's me, managing Fulham:








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Mourinho, watch out

Football Manager Junkie

 

[geordiecolin]

Bloody hell. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you all


I fancy a Guinness while I stick on a few Irish tunes. I just stumbled across this lady sat in here travellers van blowing out a tune that reminds me of when I was a wee boy

 

[geordiecolin]

 

[goatwack]

Feck me Liverpool 1-0 up already! VAR almost ruined that altogether

Nowhere else to put this. It's a good a place as any

YNWA

 

[goatwack]

Holy crap 2-0

 

[paul7388]

Feck me Liverpool 1-0 up already! VAR almost ruined that altogether

Nowhere else to put this. It's a good a place as any

YNWA

Easiest bet i will get up this season lol.

To think WH had gave 9/5 for liverpool win

 

[dionysus]

Feck me Liverpool 1-0 up already! VAR almost ruined that altogether

Nowhere else to put this. It's a good a place as any

YNWA

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[goatwack]

I actually thought City would do 'em today, given how Liverpool have stuttered the last couple of games

I'm the worst pundit in the world, it's official

 

[goatwack]

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Ooh get her!

Sorry not sorry

 

[paul7388]

I actually thought City would do 'em today, given how Liverpool have stuttered the last couple of games

I'm the worst pundit in the world, it's official

The cashout is still crap on a bet that is a guaranteed winner lol

 

[LadyJelena]

Haha, how cool!

I can use double jaggermeister tonight

 

[Playford7]

Spare a thought for Middlesbrough guys, once had juninho, ravenelli, Gazza... league cup winners, uefa finalists...
now have coke head woodgate as manager and looking at a relegation battle soon...
The pride of the north are in a bad way!..

 

[goatwack]

Spare a thought for Middlesbrough guys, once had juninho, ravenelli, Gazza... league cup winners, uefa finalists...
now have coke head woodgate as manager and looking at a relegation battle soon...
The pride of the north are in a bad way!..

Hey look on the bright side

Soon enough you'll be scrapping for League 1 Playoff places alongside Sunderland

(I say that optimistically)

 

[goatwack]

Mourinho at Spurs - official

How utterly weird

 

[geordiecolin]

Wow this place must have known about corona coming! The bar will become open tomorrow if you fancy a sup and a few giggles my friends
PS. Looking for pub staff to help out in here

 

[mack341]

RIP Gerard Houllier

 

[TheAddict]

Yo, landlord, you there? can you open the doors brudda?
It's gettin way to serious around these parts. I've only got 2 tins left, my vax card is in the mail, and to be quite damn honest I can't even pay off the tab from before xmas until till tomorrow. But when shtf, sometimes all a man needs is a double JD and coke.
Infact, make it a treble. All the shite goin on everywhere lately and I'd totally forgot that one of the nicest men to have ever participated in the premier league, Gerard Houllier, is no longer with us.

Put one on the tab for yourself of course

Ah whatever... you know what's gonna happen anyway. How much for a bottle?

 

[Kroffe]

Speaking of JD and coke.
Julian and his drink is one of the better running jokes in the Trailer park boys.
Man knows how to not spill a drink.



Bonus:

 

[geordiecolin]

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Yo, landlord, you there? can you open the doors brudda?
It's gettin way to serious around these parts. I've only got 2 tins left, my vax card is in the mail, and to be quite damn honest I can't even pay off the tab from before xmas until till tomorrow. But when shtf, sometimes all a man needs is a double JD and coke.
Infact, make it a treble. All the shite goin on everywhere lately and I'd totally forgot that one of the nicest men to have ever participated in the premier league, Gerard Houllier, is no longer with us.

Put one on the tab for yourself of course

Ah whatever... you know what's gonna happen anyway. How much for a bottle?

Ha ha. I totally forgot about this thread. It took off nicely but it was way ahead of the curve by locking down early

 

[Jasminebed]

I've visited this pub more than any in my hometown over the past few years. But another lockdown means my kitchen table doesn't get a friend in to have a drink with either.

Sleepless night last night, no particular reason. Went to sleep around dawn, so late start to my day. Weekend special coffee features rum this weekend (Appleton Estate Signature).

I miss live music, it is one thing that would get me out of the house to visit a bar. I got a few loonies, there's some picks left on the jukebox.

 

[ternur]

I miss live music, it is one thing that would get me out of the house to visit a bar. I got a few loonies, there's some picks left on the jukebox.

Yes, me too.

Currently having a circle pit for one in our living room and fairly drunk. So sad that's it's actually funny.

Wife not happy though,

 

[Kroffe]

Yes, me too.

Currently having a circle pit for one in our living room and fairly drunk. So sad that's it's actually funny.

Wife not happy though,

Why not?
Shes not a fan of Lasse Stefanz?

 

[slotmaster]

Speaking of JD and coke.
Julian and his drink is one of the better running jokes in the Trailer park boys.
Man knows how to not spill a drink.



Bonus:

I just watched some trailer park boys clips before reading this thread,lol. Almost every day I still watch them and do the propane propane song.

 

[Kroffe]

I just watched some trailer park boys clips before reading this thread,lol. Almost every day I still watch them and do the propane propane song.

Great show. =)

 

[dionysus]

I've visited this pub more than any in my hometown over the past few years. But another lockdown means my kitchen table doesn't get a friend in to have a drink with either.

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[Jasminebed]

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One other household. I do have a friend that is my one other household. My former room mate, and we do share a drink and some food often.

 

[geordiecolin]

I feel like an urban explorer in here